Phx PFF Memorable Quotes

This is the thread for posting all those fun and wonderful things that you've heard members of the PFF say that you don't think should be forgotten.
For example:
"I don't like to leave a void in power... so I'm leaving Void in power." -ObeyWann
"I'm not losing a Hand, I'm gaining an arsenal." -Master

 

"krispy"

 

oh yea, here's another sideshow gem...

"i'm jesus!"

 

"Bock...Bock...Bock"

 

"Your laugh is like a paradigm shift without the clutch." -Void, to MJ

"For Lent, I gave up religion." -Sideshow

 

"It's not funny to make the Queen jiggle."

 

Heh.. I remember that one queen.

 

Dang you, Moe! You took mine!!!


"Wendy's going through chemo."

 

Not quite a PFF quote, but definitely one tied to our history:

"Are you guys selling camping equipment?"

 

Moe, that last one of yours was pretty good. For the past few years I had been giving up lent for lent... Let me tell you what, it's hard giving up not eating meat on fridays.. Sometimes I nearly forget, and go for a midnight burger to make it in time Friday nights.... Maybe next year I'll try the religion one.

 

"Are you guys selling camping equipment?"

I wasn't around yet, but that has to be a lineup quote.

 

"I'll try and make it to the meeting this time" - QuiGon after missing 4 monthly meetings.

 

"Moe blew the Horn of Gondor!"

 

"I need to find me a Jedi."

-said by kjeelslsyica when she and I were discussing our boy woes.

 

"boy woes"
hahahaha-hahah
aaahhhhh hahahhaha!
What is a boy woe? Is it something said to a boy to stop him? perhaps turn him about?
I wish I had girl woes... that'd mean I had a girl to woe about. Pehaps one day I'll woo the right girl and not have woes. Woe is me.

 

"Boy woes" is just our talking about how we don't have boyfriends.

 

How many times have we said, "And now for another exciting episode of As the Sandcrawler Turns"?

hehehehe

 

"We have no DEWS in this club."
"Your right, they all get drank before the meeting starts."

Lord Parsec and Jedi Hunter Alpha (bringer of the Mnt. Dews)

 

"If life is a movie, I want better continuity!"
- From Me to Sideshow outside AZ Mills Harkins at the lineup.

 

Reaper you crack me up!



"BOING!"

Me and Mick about Christian.

 

"Your wand is limp."

Someone to sideshow during January's meeting (he had some kind of stuffed animal).

 

"Now when Scooby Doo gets lost, he's gonna get taken to the pound and shot..." - Jay Webb (Looking for STAR WARS/the line)

 

"Welcome to the PFF. Here's your map and key to Void's" - Void

"Beware the hoojib!" - Void

"Beware the morality stick!" - me

 

"Let's put sideshow's pants in the freezer!"

 

"It's not so much that Sideshow's boxers are in the freezer, it's who put them there." Mr. Bunny