Phx PFF Memorable Quotes

Awwwww, man! There are times when I wish I could be in two places at once. There are way too many stories I am missing out on

 

If someone is so small minded that they have to put other people down to make themselves feel better, you shouldn't give them that much power over you and your life...

I'm really begining to think that Choad should have a shrine built to him....or at least teach a class

 

<voice=Master Po>
Grasshopper, you must be as the blade of grass, bending before the wind. The mighty oak, strong and unyielding as it is, will break in a mighty wind, while the grass, supple and lithe, bends and is not broken.
</voice=Master Po>

OI! but grasshopper is MY word

wise choady-chan!

 

[Bruce Lee] "Be formless, shapeless, like water... You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot... Now water can flow, or it can crash, be water my friend." [/Bruce Lee]

 

[mr. myagi]must have balance daniel-san. balance no good. karate no good.[/mr. myagi]


[WISE AMY-SAN]wax on, wax off....UNAGI TIME!

course you put water in the teapot and add tea bag and it becomes tea.... [/WISE AMY-SAN]

 

[Bruce Lee]
When the opponent expand, I contract,
When he contracts, I expand,
And when there is an opportunity,
I do not hit--it hits all by itself.
[/Bruce Lee]

 

I thought this was the PFF quotes thread....AH! I know what we need young grasshoppers....

 

Said at last nights party:

No, we can't have any incrementing pictures

(I believe Jupitertronic said this)

 

the morality stick has never SEEN so much action

 

Points to LJC who is putting post it notes on everyone

Look! She's posting!

 

Fear nothing.
There will be no implied threat.
There will be applied threat.

-Void

 

"There's a ninja on my roof!" -sideshow

 

We only have so much money in the bail fund after your last attempt.

-Void, to Bunny

 

"Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, baby, dog food."

-Bunny to Choad

 

Watching LOTR:TT scene where all the trees gather . . .

"Ah! A new episode of Happy Tree Friends"

~me

 

*bump*

Wedding:

Void - "Yub yub Commander"


kreleia got a kick out of this one (said by me with a straight face ):

"There is method to my madness but not necessarily madness to my method."

During my first tarot readings on Sunday:

Choad, while I was giving kreleia a reading, "Kristie, take those cards away from her."

Choad, while I was giving him a reading, "Kristie, take those cards away from her NOW."

 

Sistine: Oh my God, that tastes awful . . . my lips are numb!

 

I don't remember who said it but at the wedding when they did the good luck dance with couples for Mick and Void someone looks and me and says:

"Get out there Wenchy, you're a couple!"

I guess I am!

 

Another one from the wedding:

It was either the father of the groom or the father of the bride who said:

"Void, I now turn you over to Mick for further management."


EDIT: Technically I believe he used their "real" names, but it still sounds good either way.

 

Void's dad said that.

Then there was the guy who kept coming up and telling us raunchy jokes. All I had to hear was about a couple with constipation and I laughed myself into hysteria!

 

I also liked the guy with the grey toupe who yelled to his wife during one of the toasts:

"She wants more chicken! She wants chicken!"

That was hysterical!

 

Mick to Void:

"You don't read books, you devour them !!!"

Said after buying the new David Eddings hardcover in Tampa Bay Airport and finishing it before landing in Phoenix after a small layover in Dallas.

Void to Mick:

"Burp"

 

Ya, now that you're married you don't fear burping in her face!!!

 

"Sam Adams and lightsabers don't mix !!!!"

Tech Level 2, Doug at Cableone upon discussing PFF party events when he's invited to the party on the 5th.

 

I learned that apparently it was my uncle Marvin telling jokes to the PFF during the reception. Sorry guys