Phx PFF Memorable Quotes

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  1. VoidDancer Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 13, 2002
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    Mick: "How many people are on our ship in D&D ?"

    Void: "9 players and the Astromech."

    pause

    Mick: "The D&D game, dear."
  2. Commander_Choad Jedi Master

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    Sep 11, 2002
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    And the problem with this is??????

    Heh, saw an episode of The Muppet Show, with George Burns...

    Statler makes some comment, can't remember what... and so Waldorf says "Have you ever thought about checking into the Home for the Chronically Strange?"

    I just thought it was too perfect... for all of us...
  3. arizonasithlord Jedi Knight

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    Apr 10, 2002
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    Omg Choad i should of know to ask you guys what the other old man from the muppets name was we have been racking what few brain cells we have left to figure it out for a week now thanks man
  4. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    Home for the Chronically Strange?"

    I need directions!! [face_laugh]
  5. PtrsonsZOO Force Ghost

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    Jul 30, 2001
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    Look around..... I think you're there ;)
  6. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    ^ [face_laugh] so true, so true! [face_shocked]
  7. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    On the phone with Choad while Christy is jumping up and down on my lap and hitting me. I start laughing and she's saying "Tell me what's so funny, tell me tell me tell me . . ."


    "He's talking about my SOCKS!"*













    * of course he was talking about my actual socks and not virtual socks. I left a pair of toe socks after the New Year's Eve party
  8. Commander_Choad Jedi Master

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    Sep 11, 2002
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    Over at Kreleia and Darth Husbands...

    Mick and Void are over as well, we're enjoying some liquid refreshment...

    Kreleia has a PILE of stuff that she is auctioning off on ebay, including a micro machines tie fighter...

    I'm looking at it, she says "You can have it"
    Void says "Yeah, but you love me more"
    I sez, "that's as may be, but I kiss better...
    Void grabs me and says "I challenge you!!"

    I can neither confirm nor deny any actions following said statements....
  9. kreleia Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 14, 2000
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    BUT NOT WITHOUT THE CAMERA!!!!
  10. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    I sez, "that's as may be, but I kiss better...
    Void grabs me and says "I challenge you!!"


    So, is there going to be a KISS OFF [face_mischief]
  11. Ima_princess Jedi Knight

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    Jul 5, 2003
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    "I can neither confirm nor deny any actions following said statements"

    -but I bet you that I can! hehehe
  12. Commander_Choad Jedi Master

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    HEY!!

    Bad ol' Princess...
  13. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Too classic!

    So, I have insomnia which makes me somewhat loopier than usual. It's 6:45 am and I'm pretending to be an aerobics instructor for the dog. My mom looks at me:

    "Have you taken your medication?"



    [face_laugh]
  14. EmprsHandMick Jedi Master

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    Dec 7, 2001
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    Queenie to Void: "There's a spoon on your pants"
  15. LORDPARSEC Jedi Master

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    Feb 5, 2002
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    "So are you Dash Rendar or someone more generic?"

    -To me from some guy at the TFT event.
  16. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    While talking to Choad:

    ME: Last time I went through sleep deprivation I became delusional.

    CHOAD: Jada, you've been delusional since the day I met you!




    :D 8-}
  17. VoidDancer Jedi Grand Master

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    At Void's ASU interview...


    Director of Business IT: "You mentioned you're still with the Fan Force, how much more of a term of service do you have with that ?"

    Void: "It's a Star Wars Fan organization actually, not the military."
  18. QuiGon_butnot4gotten Jedi Knight

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    Dec 7, 2001
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    Maybe he was interested in the RSA position.
  19. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    At the wedding yesterday Sistine got chased by a rooster. Then she was patting a goat and a cloud of dust engulfed Marty:

    Marty: Don't ever stand down wind of Sistine when she patting a goat or being chased by a rooster!

    **certain words were changed to protect the innocent minds of our RSAs** 8-}
  20. turbo72577 Jedi Knight

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    Mar 30, 2002
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    I need an application--and a leather kilt please.
  21. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    My big word mix up...

    Ladies and Gentlemen...I produce....I...Present Mr and Mrs Milam...

    What a dork!
  22. Darth_Myles Jedi Master

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    Aug 1, 2002
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    ah c'mon..it wasn't THAT bad...

    :D
  23. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Sistine: "Moe!... go choke that chicken... it attacked me!"

    Fupid Rooster... I have a bruise!
  24. Darth_Myles Jedi Master

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    Okay so last night I am helping Greedo take his Pioneer deck out of his truck that he traded in for his car and replacing the factory head unit. Here is the transcript of what happened next....


    Greedo: (leans over to Myles and whispers...) Make Mom think that you got electrocuted.

    Myles: Okay...hang on...

    Darth Mommy: Do I need to move the flashlight so you can see better?

    Myles: OMIGOD...AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (voice octave raised by 2 or 3)

    Darth Mommy: (once she sees the HUGE grin on Myles' face) OH YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SONOFA#@%&#!!!

    Darth Mommy: You @*$hole! (punches Myles on the arm and tosses the flashlight on the dashboard and walks away.

    Greedo & Myles: Hilarity ensues to the point of light headedness...
  25. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    Oh not nice to do that to the Mommy!


    Okay not PFF but here at work...

    "Who let Brandy drive the Forklift?"

    Whahahahahahahahaha! Hey everything I have run into so far has been okay.... in the end!
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