Phx PFF Memorable Quotes

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  1. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    So, there I am at a church meeting and I am speaking eloquently and philosophically about the benefit of small groups. It was all going so well until I left out one little word:

    "I was in a small group where we love each other, we were knit together, we sacrifice each other . . ." [face_shocked]
  2. PtrsonsZOO Force Ghost

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    Jul 30, 2001
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    :eek: ............. [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    I SOOOOOOOOO needed that laugh! :p
  3. Idiots Array Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 3, 2000
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    During Scott and Holly's reception, Jacob decided he was tired. He abruptly stopped crawling, knelt down and rested his forhead on the floor as if he were praying. And it just happened that he was facing in an easterly direction.

    "Hey Rob, when did your son convert to Islam?"
  4. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Sep 8, 2002
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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    I've always liked that kid. :D

  5. kreleia Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes, Jacob prays facing Mecca on a regular basis. ;) So spiritual at such a young age...

    So, jada, which cult did you say you practice with? [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
  6. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    ME: I just got punked by a bunny.

    ChoadsGirl: And Bunny was no where in sight!

    ChoadsGirl: Hey, since we've got a white rabbit now and Alice, does this mean its Marnew in Choadsland?
  7. kreleia Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 14, 2000
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    Just spent the entire weekend D&D gaming at Void's. I must say, it was a nice respite from all the drama here on the boards - but I'm exhausted. Still, got a few classic quotes. I'll post this one...

    Darth_Husband: Are we going to the dungeon on Ice?

    Void: No, that's the Disney show.

    Of course, we were consumed by giggles at various points by chanting "Badger badger badger badger" incessantly too. Void starting pelting us with dice after a while. :D

    Ah yes. I also got pelted with a d6 when the following occurred:

    Void: You are all in the room looking at the Book of Truth.

    me: **pause** Dude, I totally thought you were going to say Book of Mormon.

    What can I say? I was a little past buzzed at that point. Nothing like having to drink in order for the d20 roll to be valid. ;)
  8. jada_marnew Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 2003
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    Did you roll the dice to see if I was getting drunk?
  9. Idiots Array Jedi Grand Master

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    From sideshow's place on Saturday morning:

    To the tune of "Badger Badger Badger"

    Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger

    French Fry! French Fry!

    Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger Burger

    Shake!! It's a Shake! Oooohhhh, it's a Shake!
  10. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    Last week at work?.

    Me: Hey guys, you have a good day in the rain?

    Tech: Are you wearing Victoria?s Secret?

    Me: Yeah, how can you tell?

    Tech: I can smell it.

    Me: You can smell my bra!!?

    Tech: [face_shocked] No! I meant your lotion.

    Me: Oh? [face_blush]?yeah just got a new bottle. (Exit as quickly as possible)
  11. EmprsHandMick Jedi Master

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    Dec 7, 2001
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    Overheard at work today "The guy is here to pick up the disposable heads!"
    Followed, of course, by much laughter.
  12. MexChewie Jedi Master

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    Apr 19, 2002
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    That's so [face_laugh] Sistine.

    I just thought of those kitties, instead them saying "I can smell your brains," it will be "I can smell your bra." [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
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