Philly Fan Force - 5th Meeting Information

Don't forget a hammer, nails and a screwdriver. Oh, and a cutting board!

 

Oh Good God!!! Anyway sounds like a good time.

 

I think I'll have the catapult ready in time, but I may need some help getting it there. Also, "the gimp" says he can't show until about 5.

 

"Go wake up the gimp"

 

I think the gimp doesn't want to be woken up. Don't wake up the gimp. Let the gimp sleep. Joe only I can quote Pulp Fiction.

 

I'm sorry, did the FNG just issue an order?

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!

Oh, and we're taking away your hair gel!!!

You will respect our authority!!!!
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It's "authorita!" By the way, my luck has changed! There is now a great chance of me going to Celebration III! I'm thinking about the caravan thing. If not, would one of you guys be willing ti hitch me a ride. I'd be more than willing to pitch in for gass and all that jazz. Anything to get there.

 

It's "authorita!" By the way, my luck has changed! There is now a great chance of me going to Celebration III! I'm thinking about the caravan thing. If not, would one of you guys be willing ti hitch me a ride. I'd be more than willing to pitch in for gass and all that jazz. Anything to get there.

I'm sorry did the FNG just correct me?

NO RIDE FOR YOU!!!!

Dude, the way your going, you're gonna have to propose marriage to the goat at the meeting.

 

Seriously, and remember its a pig, not a goat damnit.


Well I know I'll be driving out there, by myself, but we'll see what happens in the next few months.

 

Joe your the man! Dude goats re cool.

 

Herb, you don't need to drive. Just ride with me. Tim is going with Colleen so I need a wing man.

Julian, if you bow before Zod, you can ride with us after you become a full member. I still think you should marry the goat and ride the greased pig though.

 

Wait a second...what am I supposed to do with this llama you all told me to bring?

 

I bowed before Zod. Am I becoming a member at this meeting?

 

Kelly, bring the llama. We shall name him Lorenzo (everyone cry out in pain over that pun). Lorenzo llama shall process the applications to our secret society. Hear that TF.N? We're using exotic animals!! Mwahahahahahahahahhahahah! Ban that you <TOS VIOLATIONS>

Julian, you have 1 (ONE) event under your belt. This meeting will be #2. Once you get three you shall learn the secret squirrel handshake and the super secret indian password. Until then, you suck!

Kelly, you are soooooo freakin' molten metal that you shouldn't even think of telling him your secrets of being our resident metal chick!!!! Just be like Zhaan in direct sunlight.

 

Did Julian begin his essay yet? You know the one about how Joe, Kelly, Herb and I are Gods and Goddesses of the world. 1000 words, no less.

 

Then shouldnt the inintioation happen at #3?

 

Initation you mean? Gah, do I have to educate all of you on how to use the English language properly?


Oh btw, its cold out.


Llama, I want an emu, not some smelly, spitty llama. Chop Chop!

 

Essay? Holy crap! I can't believe I forgot about that!!! Thanks bro!

You have to refer to Herb as "Supreme ultimate being in the Scarface/Godfather universe because he's cooler than Tony Montana and a better lawyer than Tom Hayden, beotch!!!!'

In fact, you have to address him as that whenever you see him.

 

Ya thats what I mean. LOL.

 

Tom Hayden? You mean Tom Hagen?

 

now i'm lost. No i mean the initiation? Did i spell it right that time?

 

Shut up Herb. I'm giving you mad props here!

 

Herb! The bylaws specifically say a llama! You can't change things like that willy-nilly! They've been passed down from generation to generation.

Like Zhaan in sunlight hmmmm? I think I'll have some male attention if I act that way.

 

Julian, just make sure you can spell THIS correctly:

"Sir/judge, I can neither confirm, nor deny any allegations presented against the members of The Fandom Alliance of Philadelphia. Furthermore, I have no idea how a pig wearing a wedding dress wound up in my dorm room or why I was found wearing wonder woman underoos."

Just keep repeating that until you know it by heart.

We'll take care of the rest. Trust us. We're your friends.

 

OMG, this is a strange thread indeed.

I wish some of the folks from my chapter would psot like this. It's quite a funny read.

BTW, if you need a good deal on a Llama, I know a guy...