JCC Pick the lesser evil

You also though the Doctor Who episode, Love & Monsters, was actually good, didn't you?

 

It has a few redeeming points to it.

 

I see.






Batman & Robin just went up a vote - was that you?

 

i voted for fantastic four. for one thing, no one even saw it. and also it's not like previous fantastic four films have been highly regarded or much beloved so who cares if they make another crappy film with that title. the rest of your list seems composed of films that were not only bad but that marred the name and tainted the memory of a once well regarded franchise. at least on that last count fantastic four gets a pass.

 

Which means nobody wants to endure Never Ending Story Part 3.

 

honestly, even though i loved the first one as a kid, i never saw part 2 and didn't even know there was a third one.

 

That, and the use of Dodger Stadium.

 

After seeing that list and those 'choices', I'd ask my new masters to torture me for eternity instead.

 

That's what they intend to do with the films. Now choose.

 

It's a toss up between Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and The Phantom Menace.

Because I like both films, so it would be a nice Hell really.

 

I went with Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Sure, it has its silly bits, but it still has Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones. This selection will likely come as a shock to no one.

 

I concur. That and TPM are the only from these I've seen, and I have no interest in seeing the others.

So... by default...!


Who the hell are the 14 people who picked TPM as the best of those options? Ban them. Except probably Frieda.

 

Ahhh right.

I would actually be ok with TPM, which I don't hate but which obviously is deeply flawed. Still, as has been mentioned, there are lightsabres. And Obi-Wan being a total ****head in the most wonderful way. You and Dr. Grant were right, Obi: children are pathetic.

 

TPM ONLY because I get a few scenes where I can stare at Obi-Wan.

 

This. Spacey's Luther was a fun villain.

 

Easily GF Part 3. Dreadful at times no doubt, but enough brilliance to easily beat anything else on that list.

 

Batman & Robin because I actually kind of like it. Maybe Die Another Day if I was feeling particularly saucy when I got to hell.

 

Godfather, Part III

Its biggest fault was being merely a good film in a great trilogy. Yes, it's the ROTJ of the series.

 

TPM because I actually like it in spite of its flaws.

 

Yeah, TPM for me too. It has its WTH? moments but it's gorgeous to look at, and I'm hoping my torturer will let me change the voice track to French or Spanish sometimes.

 

Any of these films with alcohol means drinking games, so I am fine with TPM. And the entire scenario also means I'm already dead so I don't have to worry about drinking myself into a coma.

Did you even read my PEOPLE interview?!

 

As bad as it is, I chose Die Another Day. I really liked Bond's captivity in North Korea. It's a shame the rest of the film kind of imploded with the villain though.

Sure I like Qui-Gon Jinn, but I didn't feel like choosing that film.

 

I voted for The Phantom Menace. At least this way I'm watching a Star Wars movie for all eternity like four-year-old me always wanted, even if it's not a particularly good one.

 

I wish I had put the Holiday Special in place of Menace, just to really test everyone.