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JCC Pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Community' started by LifeInTechnicolor, Sep 7, 2013.

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  1. Malthael

    Malthael Jedi Master star 1

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    Sep 27, 2012
    "Would you uh, consider sleeping with a stranger?"

    "Not at all."

    "Nice to meet you. Now I'm not a stranger no more."
     
    Malthael, Sep 17, 2013
    #26
  2. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    "You can call me Miss, you know. I'm young enough for you."
    "Sorry, ma'am."
     
    CT-867-5309, Sep 17, 2013
    #27
  3. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    LOL, sounds like the dyed-hair push-up-bra type who sticks her boobs in your face.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Sep 17, 2013
    #28
  4. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Chosen One star 7

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    "Sexy ass, sexy ass, sexy ass!!!"

    True story.
     
    Arawn_Fenn, Sep 17, 2013
    #29
  5. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    People actually use pick up lines?
     
    Lord Vivec, Sep 17, 2013
    #30
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  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    And what did they say when you said this three times?
     
    Ender Sai, Sep 18, 2013
    #31
  7. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Chosen One star 7

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    I was the accostee.
     
    Arawn_Fenn, Sep 18, 2013
    #32
  8. LifeInTechnicolor

    LifeInTechnicolor Jedi Knight star 3

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    Sep 3, 2012
    "You look like you read all the time.I like that"
     
    LifeInTechnicolor, Sep 18, 2013
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  9. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    "do you have any italian in you? because i think your face is part pizza."
     
    tom, Sep 18, 2013
    #34
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  10. Volderon

    Volderon Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    "Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."
     
    Volderon, Sep 18, 2013
    #35
  11. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 2, 2000
    "Do you have any Native American in you?"

    "No."

    "Would you like to?"

    A friend dropped this one on me the other day: "How much does a polar bear weigh?" "How much?" "Enough to break the ice. Good to meet you." :oops:
     
    Rogue1-and-a-half, Sep 18, 2013
    #36
  12. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    oh my god
     
    Zapdos, Sep 18, 2013
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  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    "Are you from Japan? Because I'd like to get into Japanties".
     
    Ender Sai, Sep 18, 2013
    #38
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  14. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Danthe came on to you?

    Did he say "enough to break the ice" in some douchey, porn inspired voice while he bobbed his head?

    Joey Tribbiani demonstrates here.

    You can't say these lines in your normal voice. No one can.
     
    CT-867-5309, Sep 18, 2013
    #39
  15. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    i thought that said "fart pizza" for a sec and i got really excited.
     
    AAAAAH, Sep 18, 2013
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  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    What pick up likes do you think Vargs would use?
     
    Ender Sai, Sep 18, 2013
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  17. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    re: the smiling stuff -- I never smile either, hence the famous "I R Serious Jello" face and all. Such is my reputation for not smiling that my promise to smile in all the photos at a friends' wedding was deemed by the bride to be the best wedding gift of all.

    As for the topic of pick-up lines, no I tend not to use them because of said habit of not smiling means it just looks like I'm angry with whomever I'm talking to.
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , Sep 18, 2013
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  18. sons_of_anakin_tatooine

    sons_of_anakin_tatooine Jedi Knight star 3

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    never had to use one i was just simply myself
     
    sons_of_anakin_tatooine, Sep 18, 2013
    #43
  19. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    maybe like "hey baby, i killed oyster arseth. you know oyster arseth? no? well maybe you know him better as...EURONIMONOUS"
     
    AAAAAH, Sep 18, 2013
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  20. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    "Have you been to a historical Norwegian church that I set fire to? Because you are smokin'"
     
    Ender Sai, Sep 18, 2013
    #45
  21. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    that's pretty good, actually. he would probably actually get some chiggs using that. but they would have to already respect nordic heritage and folklore, of course.
     
    AAAAAH, Sep 18, 2013
    #46
  22. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    HULK HORNY! HULK ****!
     
    I Are The Internets, Sep 18, 2013
    #47
  23. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    Would you like to suck my ****, berzerker!
    Would you like to making ****, berzerker!
     
    dp4m, Sep 18, 2013
    #48
  24. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Are you full of berylium, gold & titanium? Because you are Be Au Ti full!"
     
    Rogue1-and-a-half, Sep 18, 2013
    #49
  25. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    "Did he say making ****?"
     
    Ender Sai, Sep 18, 2013
    #50
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