Phx Pillow Fight Thread...

OK...some of you know what I'm referring to. For the rest of the clueless masses, I'm sure someone like Void would be willing to explain.

Vorpel stands in the middle of the room, pillow at the ready. As the corners of his lips rise into a Sithly grin, he beckons all challengers...

 

a silent vortex takes shape behind vorpel, and jupitertronic appears, her pillow already moving with full force toward vorpel's rear.

*WHAM*

 

Ouch!

Vorpel does a 180 spin and uses the force behind it to return the favor, but falls short and only hits Jupiter's side...

 

/me leaves an hour early and therefore, immune to pillow attacks. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

jupitertronic pulls aero back into the fight with the force.

"eat feathers, lunchbox."

*THWACK*

right on that fine, fine ass. ;]

hehehe

 

/me grabs couch cushions and throws them at jupitertronic ryu-style... HADOKEN!

 

Then, through a whipering blast door, Mr Movie Man (M3) emerges with a pillow in each hand. Not so much the full size bed pillows as Darth Vorpel and Jupitertronic have at the ready, but more like the half sized square pillows that usually decorate the corner of the couch and are nice and fluffy and available at Mos Eisley and Target stores everywhere for $14.99.
Nevertheless...M3 jumps into the tight space between Vorpel and Jupiter and "wham", "wham"... "wham". yes, folks, three "whams". Hittiing Vorpel first on top of the head "wham", M3 swings around to tag Jupiter on the chin, but Jupiter blocks the pillow with a forearm "wham" and the pillow bounces back and hits M3 in his own face (hence the third "wham"). M3 cleans the pillow fuzz from his mouth and stands at the ready...

 

Vorpel thwacks the newcomer, M3, in the stomach. This, however, leaves him open to assault from other opponents. Vorpel spies Aero making a move out of the corner of his eye...

 

sideshow shakes off his suprise of seeing Darth Vorpel posting...and busts in the room screaming and whacking everyone in sight, beating off the imminent attack on Darth Vorpel!!!

an unlikely alliance..sure, but you didn't see it coming!

 

Seeing his new ally, Sideshow, Vorpel quickly gets back-to-back with him, and glares about the room, daring anyone to oppose this now invincible force...

 

/me backs up against the corner, both pillows flying like huge soft nunchakus, ready for action...

 

sideshow takes out itty-bitty baby pillows and chucks them shuriken style...

 

"Everyone...get Aero!"

Vorpel strikes at Aero with all of his hatred....and misses completely.

 

/me drops from the ceiling and smacks aero- with a pillow to each side of the head for using IRC code on a BBS.

 

sideshow stares amazedly at IA's mastery of internet syntax...

 

/me tries to hide from IA shouting the whole time "/msg $active DONT YOU KNOW YOU CAN USE IRC CODE ANYWHERE? $leet!"

/me hides under void's sofa only to be lost forever with the remote, a copy of the July 1989 TV Guide, and a few fritos...

 

1 c4N 3V3n 5p33|< in l337, j0! 1 R0x0Rz!

IA fakes out sideshow while he's busy trying to decipher the last sentence and hits him with a one-two pillow attack.

 

Seeing IA's unexpected attack on Sideshow, Vorpel turns to face him.

"We have a new enemy."

 

j00 4r3 50 l33t, 1d10t5 4rr4y! /me ph34r5.

/me crawls right behind sideshow's legs so IA can push him!

 

sideshow is reeling from the blows...

 

Viewing the chaos before him, Master Ronin force pulls cushions from a nearby couch, hurling them into the fray, but gets nailed in the knee by a cushion force pushed back by none other than...

 

<pillowfight>
<two-pillow style>
<pillow padding=double>

<hit to the head>aero-</hit to the head>

</pillow padding=double>

<defense>
setup.defense=next round

if (attack=1)

then (counterattack)

else (attack jupitertronic)
</defense>

</pillow padding=double>
<pillowfight>

 

Thnk u IA!!!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!1! u 2 use teh 1337 speek. u r teh m4d h4xz0r, nt az 1337 az me, bt 1337 4nyw4y!!!!!!!
1 t0ss 2 fl4shb4ngs in2 teh room 4nd str4fe junpp 1n 4nd pwn j00 4ll wit my D34gL3!!!!

Scr3w pi110ws, hit B 1 3 3v3ryb0dy!!!!!!!

 

whoa! when did we get to the matrix?

 

u use teh pillow, i w1ll use teh d34gl3...t3ll u wht. ill giv3 u a ch4nc3 & 0nly us3 my 4wp ok?
he he he he he he