Pillow Fight Thread...

Discussion in 'Phoenix, AZ' started by Darth_Vorpel, Jun 10, 2002.

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  1. VoidDancer Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 13, 2002
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  2. Lady_Jedi_Carenix Jedi Master

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    It's been fun, but this Jedi has to go home now. I have to get my strength up to watch movies at Mobius's house. :D ;)

    <throws a parting pillow shot at VoidDancer and disappears>
  3. Mobius FanForce Chapter Rep

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    D&D? I'll give you D&D, Void...

    /me Searches through spellbook: (mumbling) "summon pillow, summon pillow case, ah, here it is. SUMMON PILLOW GOLEM!"

    A huge pillow Golem (who looks frightenly like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man) appears and clubs VOID against the wall with a giant feather-filled fist.

    A frenzied melee ensues, as VOID tries to fend off the repeated blows of this foul nether-world creature.

    Just then, VOID remembers feathers' suceptibility to fire damage, and casts a huge fireball. The Pillow Golem explodes in firey gouts of pestilence.
  4. Darth_Vorpel Jedi Master

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    Good one, Mo.

    Nice rap adaptation, Aero.

    But when I said Death Star, I meant the biggest pillow of them all...and it's orbiting Void's house as we speak. Perhaps I should get you all with one burst from the SuperPillow Laser.
    >>>>BLAST<<<<

    You all fall down.

    Oh wait, I was in the room, too. Ahh!

    The Death Star has killed us all. And with us, perhaps this thread shall become one with the Force.
  5. Darth_Greedo Jedi Master

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    Jun 15, 2002
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    As Darth Greedo walks into the room and sees Darth Vorpels evil grin he rolls his D20 and crits rolls again and gets his crit shot and smacks the sithly smile right off his face. As Greedo looks on after bashing him with his Flaming great pillow he laughs and walks out.
  6. aero- Jedi Knight

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    OVER! DONE! KAPUTSKY!

    the thread is DONE! I HAVE PROCLAIMED IT SO!

    "So let it be written, so let it be so." - yul brynner
  7. Darth_Vorpel Jedi Master

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    Thanks, Aero, but I believe I already did.

    *Force Grip* hehe
  8. liquido Jedi Knight

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    As smoke billows from the devestation of the pillow arena that was Void's e-room, the camera pans back. Cue haunting string quartet and fade to black.

    Before the credits roll, on the screen appear the words:

    "Next Summer PFF Presents
    A Darth Vorpel Production
    Pi(II)ow Fight Thread"

    A few smattering of scenes follow, using sockpuppets to replace the roles of those who died in episode one. A voiceover says, "The pillows are bigger. The donuts are fresher. And this time, they're going to "sock"-it to ya! Next summer, don't be the only one to miss out on Pillow Fight Thread II."

    Fade to black and show the logo for Pi(II)ow Fight Thread. Roll credits.
  9. QuiGon_butnot4gotten Jedi Knight

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    As the credits roll the blooper reel begins playing. The first blooper is QuiGon quick drawing his pillow-saber only to accidentally throw it out the window.
  10. Kirana_T Jedi Master

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    May 28, 2002
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    All the rest of the bloopers are of R2D2 falling over or someone running into him and everyone else trying not to laugh.
  11. MexChewie Jedi Master

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    Blooper of MExcheie geting hit in the groin. :D
  12. Subjugator Jedi Youngling

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    <--- is glad he took a shuttle to New Orleans this past weekend, as he enjoyed safely having coffee (among other things) while the others were decimated by Vorpels Death Star SuperPillow Laser. Waiting for the sequel will give him time to fully train his cloned army for next time....
  13. Darth_Vorpel Jedi Master

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    Dang, Liquido! That is some funny %^&*! Good ideas should never go to waste... ;)
  14. liquido Jedi Knight

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    Ah, sucks! 'twurnt nuthin'

    (can Rodians blush?)
  15. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    me/ prepares to walk in to Voids to see the ones I left just a couple weeks ago. I hear all the camotion going on and as I prepair for the worst, draw my blaster. as I look around I turn and see white! I try to shake it off but the impact was to great for a quick recovery. I look down and see a pillow before me but no person to blame for the assault. It must have been a force guided pillow. As I regain full consesness, I turn to see another blur of white and feathers. I fall to the gound with one thought "I should have stayed on vacation!" :_| I arise a short time later with an eerie feeling only to look up and see a horific red li...

    As the losses are tallied and the Coriscant News Network video driods circle overhead and around Ground -1, the Empire viewstations show the systems veiwers the massive amounts of devistation, and smoking bodies of thread posters, the Worlds morn this devistaing loss. Many look for one to blame. It can only be the work of a single mad man, Osama Bin Vorpel! Rumers of his death mount but many believe he evaded the Super Pillow Laser
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