Phx Pillow Fight Thread...

/me Surveys the room with an evil grin

"My Jedi mind tricks have worked perfectly, they have forgotten I am in the room, and wil now suffer my wrath!"

/me Jumps from the corner with pillowsaber drawn and brandishes a Gungan Pillowshield to fend off the inevitable onslaught.

"You will all submit to my master, Darth Vorpel, or you will be thwacked. Now bend knee to the Emperor!"

 

/me gets up and throws the thermal detonating pillow into the crowd...

YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN TO ME EARLIER!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA (emits evil darth kotex laugh)

 

me uses force to send thermal detonator back at you

 

/Munches cold pizza breakfast and surveys the destruction/

What pillowy horrors will the new day bring?

 

Edit: Oops! Double post.

 

Ouch!!! I just bent my knee to darth_vorpal. Unfortunately I bent it forwards (Mobius wasn't very specific). Is it to late to get in on the Mexican food?

 

i dont know but do you really want cold mexican food? <smack lighty with a pillow for the thought>

 

*stands in the middle of the room ready to do some more slick moves and instead collapses onto cold mexican food after being awake for 37 hours*

zzzzzzz....

 

ok thats it this fight has been stagnite to long! < pulls all pillows to him wiht the force smacks every one at least once with a pillow>

 

QuiGon goes over and hits Jupitertronic. After all she is the easiest target (being asleep and all.)

 

that is true she is <force throws all the pillow s at her>

 

QuiGon, it's not nice to attack people who are asleep or not paying attention.

/force throws pillow at the back of QuiGon's head while distracting him with lecture on fighting fair /

 

Owwie, no fair hitting me when I'm not looking. Hey look isn't that Jabba the Hutt? GuiGon hits K_T when she isn't looking.

 

Look, QuiGon, it's Leia in the in her slave bikini!!!

Whack!!

 

/walks in, looks around at empty pizza boxes, krispy kreme boxes and cold mexican food...and narrowly misses getting smacked in the face with a flying pillow/

Hey, the note on the door said "Party Here"! Can I join?

/Uses the force to grab the next flying pillow and send it flying toward the center of the fray/

 

MD looks at K_T "Hey is that the Emperor", but instead of hitting her he slyly throws a pillow at Quigon.

 

Hey! I am not the Emperor or Leia in a bikini!

/picks up 2 pillows and smacks M_D and K_T in the side of the head/

 

Welcome to the battle, J_L!

/sends barrage of pillows form all sides/

 

K_T for a second I thought you said Kreleia in a metal bikini. Imagine my disappointment when I didn't see either. Now on top of that disappointment my head hurts.

 

whahahahahah <comes out of hiding grabs my best friend (the krispy kereme box)> LOOK ITS THE ONE WHO WILL BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE <wacks K_T and quigon in one smohth motion>

 

Aw, poor QuiGon. Here's an asprin.

/aims next pillow at QuiGon's rear, in consideration of his sore head/

 

Glad to be here K_T!

/uses the force to block all but one pillow, which lands me on my butt. gets up, pillowsaber firmly in hand ready to join in battle/

/aims pillow saber at K_T's head/

 

QuiGon pulls off his mask and reveils he is really Undercover Jedi (bad 70's funk music begins playing). Solid!

 

solid quigon solid

 

LOL-Undercover Jedi