Census Pineapple On Pizza

Monster.

 

Don't "monster" me, you pineapple eating Leninist!

 

According to Wikipedia (unless somebody here edited it recently just to troll Ender), Hawaiian pizza is the most popular in Australia and the U.K., while us backwards Americans hate it like the plague. Also, it was invented in Canada.

 

but we make bad pizzas and have a strong working class culture, so it fits that barbarism would be tolerated here.

 

I was monstering my wife! Your extremely boring paraphrase didn't elicit any reactions. Next time try something more engaging, like your dishwasher's operation manual.

 

You're still a Leninist. Possible Maoist too.

 

You: I'll vote no even though Ender voted no too
Also you: It was necessary for Stalin to kill all of those people because he foresaw the rise of Hitler

 

Holodomor more liek Holodomore.

Edit: My god, I found it, the tankiest pun.

 

Kulaks ate pineapple pizzas

 

Got used to it when I was stationed in Oahu. Before then, I wouldn't be caught dead eating it.

 

What does being stationed on Oahu have to do with it? When I was stationed on Oahu I ate nothing but ramen and japanese curry. You could order pineapple pizza but, like, it's not like they're shoving it down your throat.

 

Which definition of "eat" are we using here...the horrifying one, or the perverted one?

 

We know now where my country's leader stands on this matter.

 

He even worked the PPAP meme into it. Dank PM you guys have.

 

I asked Trump for a comment and he said "Look nobody likes a good pizza more than I do. Nobody. I'm the most pizza friendly person you'll ever know. You see Hillary Clinton, and the Democrats, they don't understand pizza, that's why we won the largest electoral victory of all time! The largest of all time! A yuge victory. Terrific. The lying fake news media won't tell you that. But I love the first amendment. But I hate fake news. First amendment though, terrific amendment. The free speech is so important to this country..."

Anyway he went on for about five minutes and the next day Kellyanne Conway clarified that he of course meant that he liked any pizza as long as it was made by real Americans and not from a terrorist state like Hawaii.

 

Trump then ate pizza with a fork.

 

Photographic evidence:

 

Nice pair of glasses Tim has on there.

 

Tim has more hair than that.

 

I stand with Pineapple

 

Eating pizza in Australia is actually a modern day form of self-flagellation.

Following a great revelation, I am now generally pro-pineapple on pizza.

 

I can't like that comment because of the second half of it.

Though I did have proper Napolese pizza earlier which was actually really good.

 

Is the proper term not Neapolitan?