JCC Pirate Pickup Lines

Darlin', ye put the shiver in me ol' timber!

Wish I had me a figurehead like that under me bowsprit.

Wench, me keel is achin' t' be hauled.

Yo, ho.

 

"Greetings, wench. Do ye be likin the Star Wars?"

 

GET IN THE BOAT, *****!

Rapists don't need pick up lines.

 

Oh, aye, thar's no doubt what ye be thinkin', "That Sarge is one funny pirate, but no girl worth having would ever fall for those lines." Not so, me buckoes! I 'ave proof, proof says I, that the saucy wenches are all over the romantic swashbucklers! Feast yer eyes, mates:

 

Yar ye be havin' the sexytime with me, or I'll make ye walk the plank!

 

Hello there. You seem nice. Arr.

 

WE WANTS THE REDHEAD!

 

Hi I'm a pirate. You look hot.

 

I be needin someone to polish me peg leg.

 

something something booty

 

Arrr, I know where I'd like to bury me treasure.

 

Pirates didn't need pickup lines. They just took what they wanted.

 

Because he was actually a respectable gentleman with a letter of marque.

 

Hello, I'm from Somalia and live every day in grinding poverty.

 

I'm sorry I plundered your ship and murdered your entire family. However, I find you attractive and would like to go out with you sometime.

 

Arrr, Lass... you've a fine piece of eight. Blow the man down or I'll shiver your poop deck.

 

Yar ye can walk me plank anytime ye want!

 

"Hey baby, I've got a terabyte external full of movies back at my place..."

 

Hey I illegally downloaded all of these love songs for you. Can we go on a date now?

 

'Tis th' bounden duty o' th' sensitive 'n' considerate pirate t' set th' mood fer seduction o' th' saucy strumpets wit' just th' right musical accompaniment, says I.