Darlin', ye put the shiver in me ol' timber! Wish I had me a figurehead like that under me bowsprit. Wench, me keel is achin' t' be hauled. Yo, ho.
Oh, aye, thar's no doubt what ye be thinkin', "That Sarge is one funny pirate, but no girl worth having would ever fall for those lines." Not so, me buckoes! I 'ave proof, proof says I, that the saucy wenches are all over the romantic swashbucklers! Feast yer eyes, mates:
I'm sorry I plundered your ship and murdered your entire family. However, I find you attractive and would like to go out with you sometime.
'Tis th' bounden duty o' th' sensitive 'n' considerate pirate t' set th' mood fer seduction o' th' saucy strumpets wit' just th' right musical accompaniment, says I.