-Pirates Of The Star Wars Galaxy- (Special Games! Loots! And Festivities!)

I've always waited here. But you never actually start a raid.

Dev and me have already settled on me as the new Mag. officer.

 

Roll Call: All pirates report!

 

"Talk Like A Pirate Day" is coming up. Which means that the EUC needs to get its booty ready!

 

Yarr! Lets screwer some landlubbers, mateys!

 

*A slow bubble appears beneath the Lagoon. Then a rumble. Then a roar as as the Gunray's Revenge bursts forth out of the water. Flying high into the air in a super sonic shock then plopping back down. Splash!
Fireworks,
Ion Cannons,


Boom Sizzle!

Boom!


Boom sizzle!

Boom!


Boom Sizzle!


(Suddenly muppet statues)


Boom! Shakla lacka Boom! shaka lacka Boom!

(Looks around puzzled)



Ar! Alrighty then! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!


ITS PAAAARTY TIME!


____________GAMES! LOOT! AND FESTIVITES!_____________



Swagger right up!



To celebrate "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY"





PIRATE STYLE!




*Join up now! Every positions open!

*Join up now and get to toss the previous crew overboard!


------------------(Tonight)--------------------------


*Drinking game! How much can you take? With out a milk shake?


*Sail rigging swinging!

*Betting match: will slobadog be able to win the fight for the computer from his silly sister.

*Quick Draw Mcgraw!


Boom! Sizzle! Boom!

--------------------(Tommorrow)-----------------------


*First to the Valyn! Race! First one captures the Valyn!


*Sparring Match! So! think you can take on the captain!?


*Pin the Tail on the sith!

*Drunken Acurracy!



-------------------(Day After Tommorrow)--------------


*Earth freezes over

"Pirates Of The Carribean" Night

and then!

We go out and Take down some bar.


------And a special Raffle will be held each night---
-----To dunk one unlucky person in the sarlacc pit.---


Boom! Sizzle!
Boom! Sizzle! Sizzle!


1ST PRIZE: Jar Jar Binks

2ND PRIZE: Dev Binks

3RD PRIZE: Master Jacen


BooooM!


Be sure to also check out the Pirate gift shop!




Sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ar! I'll help with the festivities.


*Starts to grab fireworks and purposly aim them at the ship.*

 

Du bist ein Landratten!

 

Polly The Mynock: Du bist ein Landratten!

 

*Takes a firecraker and shoots it at the Mangy Mynock*

 

What do I win?

 

Arr matey!

darth_nemisis

 

Well, what do I win?


Revenge. From me. That is.

 

Oh man, I been so serv'd!!!

 

*Fires a firework at the sails* I'm Excited Party! party! HUZZAH HUZZAH! Coffee Coffee Coffee Capucino Java!

 

*Walks Up to Jacen*


Oh force!

you people do suck!



HUH?!

*Four Lightsabers surround Jacen.*

 

*Fires a Firework at the Captain.* HUZZAH!

 

*breakdances*

*walks off*

 

*Fires a Firework at the back windows.*


ParTY! Exciting HUZZZAH party! HUZZAH HUZZZAH HUZZZAH!

*Fires Firework.* launchs oneself off.

Leaves.

 

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

DORF!

 

*walks around the Gunray's Revenge pourng gasoline everywhere... get done pouring the gas, lights it up with matches clean. Runs off laughing maniacally as the ship blows to pieces.*



Evil.