Abq po-ta-toe

because of the running gag of potato, that has sprung from the bbq. i am starting this thread.

i realize i must embrace potato, because obviously it is my destiny.

so post them-- lines or movies or whatever, but they must have potato, like the asteroid field.

"Sir! The possibilty of successfully navigating a potato field is approximately 3,720 to 1!"

 

"To Be...or not to be....that is the Potato!

 

Never was there a story of more woe, than that of Juliet, and her potato.

 

"mr. escalante these kids dont have what they need!" "all they need is Patotoes!" "what's patatoes?"

 

We'll be sent to the Potato mines of Kessel, and smashed into who knows what.

 

From Resevoir Dogs

Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're Mr. White. You have a cool sounding name. All right look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Potato, you wanna trade?

 

"we're gonna need a bigger Patatoe!"

 

"This is not the potato you are looking for."

 

I find your lack of faith in potato disturbing...

 

"begun the spud wars have!"

 

In my shartner voice:
"You Klingon *******, you ate my patatoe!"

 

"She's too pure to be potato"

 

Potato... James Potato.

 

"If you can't be a potato, be a potato supporter."

 

Potato school dropout

 

My wife knows way more about Star Wars than she admits to, and I know too much about Grease than I'd like to admit too.

 

Potatoe Lighting! it's electrifying!

 

Everytime a potato rings, an angel gets its wings

 

it's quite possible this potato is not entirely stable

 

"I can kill you with my potato!"

 

Ask not what you can do for the Potato. but what the Potato can do for you.

 

"I see your potato is as big as mine."

-Spaceballs

 

The potato! The potato! You can't handle the potato!


That's no moon, it's a potato!


One time, at band camp, I stuck a potato...

 

Thats one small potato for man and one giant potato for mankind.

 

Uh, Houston, we have a potato.

Heres looking at your potato, kid.

Oota Goota Poh-tat-oh?