Abq po-ta-toe

It is an elegant potatoe for a more civilized time.

Still shes got a lot of spirit You think a guy like me and a potatoe like her?


I find your lack of potatoe disturbing

 

I wish I could wish my potatoe away but I can't! It is in my very soul tormenting me.


Han I thought you had decided to stay! That potatoe we ran into on Ord Mantell changed me mind.

You can't win but there are alternatives to potatoes.

 

I cannot teach him the boy has no potatoes!

I recognized your fowl potatoe when I was brought on board.

 

Obi Wan - You know I don't like it when you do that

Anakin - Sorry Master I forgot you don't like potatoes.

Obi Wan - I don't mind potatoes but what youre doing is suicide!

 

Many Bothans died to bring us these potatoes.

 

Uncle Owen, this R2 unit has a bad potato.

 

Get your stinking hands of me, you damn dirty potato.

 

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to potatoes...

 

Let the potato flow through you..

 

I can't believe a Star Wars group didn't put down this obvious Potato line...

"I have a bad feeling about this Potato"

 

the potato was named indiana...

 

Oh my...sir, he says there are several potatoes approaching from the southeast.

Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of... worm-ridden filth he'll get no such potatoes from us.

 

I love the smell of potato in the morning.

 

Here's another one. (yes, I'm bored)

Pop quiz, hot shot. There's a potato on a bus...whaddya do?

 

It's really hairy in there sir. we lost a couple of birds that potatoes point.

I don't care potatoes don't surf....

We are air potato that's air moble well get you in there potato.

 

Ahhh, all this potatoey goodness! You guys crack me up!

"Khan... I'm laughing at the superior potato."

Sorry, bit of a Treknerd and an agi-tator all rolled into one rolly poly Solo wannabe...

-potatogeek

 

"I don't care potatoes don't surf...."

 

I love potatoes! I know



Looks like we have a bad potatoe, Ill see what I can do.


We'll be sent to the potatoe mines of kessell smashed into who knows what.

 

You don't need to see his potatoes. These arent the potatoes you are looking for.

 

Stop that, Stop what? My potatoes are dirty. My potatoes are dirty too what are you afraid of?

 

It was as if millions of potatoes cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

 

Dang it, Debbie! You picked some potatoes there! And you know, well, it's difficult giving advice, especially when it's unsolicited. But you might want to pick another avatar. That one's kinda brutal to those guys of the slave Leia persuasion.

"I'm just a simple potato trying to make my way in the universe."

"Always a pleasure to meet a potato."

 

Use the potato Luke.

let go!

The potato is strong in this spud.

Remember Luke the potato will be with you always.

 

LOL

 

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a potato, take her away!