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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by cyndilt76, May 16, 2005.

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  1. black_8ight

    black_8ight Jedi Youngling star 3

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    What do you call the mouse sign on the second moon?
    We call that one, Potato.
    Could I be known as Paul Potato?
    You are Paul Potato.
     
  2. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dune freaks!
     
  3. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Peasant:
    "She turned me into a po-ta-toe!"

    Sir Belvedere:
    "She turned you into a po-ta-toe?"

    Peasant:
    (looking down on himself)
    "I got better"
     
  4. karenec1

    karenec1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If she weighs the same as a potato, then she's a witch.

    Fry her!
     
  5. jango_junkie

    jango_junkie Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
    Funny stuff.
     
  6. Bloodclaw65

    Bloodclaw65 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Cry Potatoe and let slip the dogs of war.

    The screeking raven sits croaking for revenge
    Whole herds of beasts comes bellowing for revenge
    The true Tragedie of Rich the potatoe.

    It will have potatoe they say
    Potatoe will have potatoe
     
  7. propgeek1701

    propgeek1701 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Wow, Bloodclaw, Shakespeare! I'm impressed.

    "The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the potatoes, but in ourselves."

    "Beware the potatoes of March!"

    "Tach pah, tach potatoe!"
     
  8. black_8ight

    black_8ight Jedi Youngling star 3

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    That man that hath a potato, I say is no man,
    If with his potato he cannot win a woman.
     
  9. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    From Animal House:

    Otter: My potato is bigger

    Mrs. Wormer: Your what?

    Otter: My potato...it is bigger! (pause) potatoes are sensuous!

    Mrs. Wormer: No...Potatoes are sensual....people are sensuous!
     
  10. Bloodclaw65

    Bloodclaw65 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I was the King , now I am broken down old man with something growing at the end of my potatoe
     
  11. propgeek1701

    propgeek1701 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "Stand by for a fighterpotato."

    "Potato has left the building!"

    And from "Death of a Salesman..."


    Potatoooooooooooooe!
     
  12. obi-chris-kenobi

    obi-chris-kenobi Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Bloodclaw, that's funny! I love Bubba-ho Tep!

     
  13. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Must be some kinda...Bubba-Ho-Tater!"



    Speaking of which...can someone burn me a copy of that? :D
     
  14. Bloodclaw65

    Bloodclaw65 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Already got for you Jess.
     
  15. StarLeia

    StarLeia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Hail to the potato, Baby!
     
  16. propgeek1701

    propgeek1701 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Dam, StarLeia!

    So new and yet so cool!!

    -propgeek
     
  17. Bloodclaw65

    Bloodclaw65 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    It does what it is told
    It rubs the lotion on it's potatoe or it get's the hose again.
    rub it on your F%^$^@ potatoe.
     
  18. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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  19. StarLeia

    StarLeia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    That was so freakin' funny!!

    "Uh, Can you bring me my chapstick then?
    My potatoes hurt real bad!"
     
  20. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Why don't you eat a corroded piece of potato"
     
  21. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Holy Crap StarLeia! Your at work already? I guess you could not wait to get to work to get online to start posting on the greatest FanForce ever!
     
  22. StarLeia

    StarLeia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson."
    "Pleasure to meet you."
    "Did you have any trouble getting in?"
    "No, the guy with the rubber potatoe was surprisingly gentle."

    Ha ha!! Yea, Gecko, looks like I'll be skating back home since hell has frozen over!! Amazing that I got my ars out of bed so early today!!
     
  23. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I hope I did not do this was yet?

    "I have come to chew potatoes and kick @ss.....and I am all out of potatoes!"
     
  24. propgeek1701

    propgeek1701 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Sorry Jess. Been done already, but great quote!

    How about this one:

    "Are you alright? You're trembling. What's going on?"

    "Something wonderful has happened... Ani... I'm potatoed."
     
  25. karenec1

    karenec1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] Sounds so dirty...
     
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