Abq po-ta-toe

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  1. black_8ight Jedi Knight

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    What do you call the mouse sign on the second moon?
    We call that one, Potato.
    Could I be known as Paul Potato?
    You are Paul Potato.
  2. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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  3. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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    Peasant:
    "She turned me into a po-ta-toe!"

    Sir Belvedere:
    "She turned you into a po-ta-toe?"

    Peasant:
    (looking down on himself)
    "I got better"
  4. karenec1 Jedi Master

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    If she weighs the same as a potato, then she's a witch.

    Fry her!
  5. jango_junkie Jedi Knight

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  6. Bloodclaw65 Jedi Knight

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    Cry Potatoe and let slip the dogs of war.

    The screeking raven sits croaking for revenge
    Whole herds of beasts comes bellowing for revenge
    The true Tragedie of Rich the potatoe.

    It will have potatoe they say
    Potatoe will have potatoe
  7. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    Wow, Bloodclaw, Shakespeare! I'm impressed.

    "The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the potatoes, but in ourselves."

    "Beware the potatoes of March!"

    "Tach pah, tach potatoe!"
  8. black_8ight Jedi Knight

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    That man that hath a potato, I say is no man,
    If with his potato he cannot win a woman.
  9. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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    From Animal House:

    Otter: My potato is bigger

    Mrs. Wormer: Your what?

    Otter: My potato...it is bigger! (pause) potatoes are sensuous!

    Mrs. Wormer: No...Potatoes are sensual....people are sensuous!
  10. Bloodclaw65 Jedi Knight

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    I was the King , now I am broken down old man with something growing at the end of my potatoe
  11. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    "Stand by for a fighterpotato."

    "Potato has left the building!"

    And from "Death of a Salesman..."


    Potatoooooooooooooe!
  12. obi-chris-kenobi Jedi Knight

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    Bloodclaw, that's funny! I love Bubba-ho Tep!

  13. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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    "Must be some kinda...Bubba-Ho-Tater!"



    Speaking of which...can someone burn me a copy of that? :D
  14. Bloodclaw65 Jedi Knight

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    Already got for you Jess.
  15. StarLeia Jedi Knight

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    Hail to the potato, Baby!
  16. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    Dam, StarLeia!

    So new and yet so cool!!

    -propgeek
  17. Bloodclaw65 Jedi Knight

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    It does what it is told
    It rubs the lotion on it's potatoe or it get's the hose again.
    rub it on your F%^$^@ potatoe.
  18. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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  19. StarLeia Jedi Knight

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    That was so freakin' funny!!

    "Uh, Can you bring me my chapstick then?
    My potatoes hurt real bad!"
  20. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    "Why don't you eat a corroded piece of potato"
  21. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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    Holy Crap StarLeia! Your at work already? I guess you could not wait to get to work to get online to start posting on the greatest FanForce ever!
  22. StarLeia Jedi Knight

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    "Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson."
    "Pleasure to meet you."
    "Did you have any trouble getting in?"
    "No, the guy with the rubber potatoe was surprisingly gentle."

    Ha ha!! Yea, Gecko, looks like I'll be skating back home since hell has frozen over!! Amazing that I got my ars out of bed so early today!!
  23. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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    I hope I did not do this was yet?

    "I have come to chew potatoes and kick @ss.....and I am all out of potatoes!"
  24. propgeek1701 Jedi Knight

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    Sorry Jess. Been done already, but great quote!

    How about this one:

    "Are you alright? You're trembling. What's going on?"

    "Something wonderful has happened... Ani... I'm potatoed."
  25. karenec1 Jedi Master

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