Abq po-ta-toe

What do you call the mouse sign on the second moon?
We call that one, Potato.
Could I be known as Paul Potato?
You are Paul Potato.

 

Dune freaks!

 

Peasant:
"She turned me into a po-ta-toe!"

Sir Belvedere:
"She turned you into a po-ta-toe?"

Peasant:
(looking down on himself)
"I got better"

 

If she weighs the same as a potato, then she's a witch.

Fry her!

 

Funny stuff.

 

Cry Potatoe and let slip the dogs of war.

The screeking raven sits croaking for revenge
Whole herds of beasts comes bellowing for revenge
The true Tragedie of Rich the potatoe.

It will have potatoe they say
Potatoe will have potatoe

 

Wow, Bloodclaw, Shakespeare! I'm impressed.

"The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the potatoes, but in ourselves."

"Beware the potatoes of March!"

"Tach pah, tach potatoe!"

 

That man that hath a potato, I say is no man,
If with his potato he cannot win a woman.

 

From Animal House:

Otter: My potato is bigger

Mrs. Wormer: Your what?

Otter: My potato...it is bigger! (pause) potatoes are sensuous!

Mrs. Wormer: No...Potatoes are sensual....people are sensuous!

 

I was the King , now I am broken down old man with something growing at the end of my potatoe

 

"Stand by for a fighterpotato."

"Potato has left the building!"

And from "Death of a Salesman..."


Potatoooooooooooooe!

 

Bloodclaw, that's funny! I love Bubba-ho Tep!

 

"Must be some kinda...Bubba-Ho-Tater!"



Speaking of which...can someone burn me a copy of that?

 

Already got for you Jess.

 

Hail to the potato, Baby!

 

Dam, StarLeia!

So new and yet so cool!!

-propgeek

 

It does what it is told
It rubs the lotion on it's potatoe or it get's the hose again.
rub it on your F%^$^@ potatoe.

 

That was so freakin' funny!!

"Uh, Can you bring me my chapstick then?
My potatoes hurt real bad!"

 

"Why don't you eat a corroded piece of potato"

 

Holy Crap StarLeia! Your at work already? I guess you could not wait to get to work to get online to start posting on the greatest FanForce ever!

 

"Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson."
"Pleasure to meet you."
"Did you have any trouble getting in?"
"No, the guy with the rubber potatoe was surprisingly gentle."

Ha ha!! Yea, Gecko, looks like I'll be skating back home since hell has frozen over!! Amazing that I got my ars out of bed so early today!!

 

I hope I did not do this was yet?

"I have come to chew potatoes and kick @ss.....and I am all out of potatoes!"

 

Sorry Jess. Been done already, but great quote!

How about this one:

"Are you alright? You're trembling. What's going on?"

"Something wonderful has happened... Ani... I'm potatoed."

 

Sounds so dirty...