Abq po-ta-toe

I looove when cyndilt76 says solid

 

[after killing a would-be assassin]
Stephen: I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right, in the potato.

 

Kahn:
To the last I grapple with thee, from hell's heart I stab at thee...for hate's sake I spit my last potato at thee

 

Hey Goose you big Spud...take me to bed or lose me forever!

 

Nice one!!

 

Charlie Bowdre:
I am what they call a potatoe...but I do not expect you to know what that is...Hog Boy!


[from Young Guns]

 

Dirty Steve:

Hey dog...you see the size of that potatoe?

[from Young Guns]

 

From the Lord of the Rings Trilogy:

The great potato is ever watchful.

If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my potato...

It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a potato.

Legolas! What do your potato eyes see?
(Heehee! Get it? Potato eyes? Okay I'm done now)

 

Shaak_Vi,

Those were awesome quotes!

 

Dude...you got a tattoo also!

What does it say?

Potatoe!

What does mine say?

Potatoe!

What does mine say?

Potatoe!

 

POTATOE!!!!


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters

 

lol, stupid fat hobbit!

 

That is friggin hillarious!

 

That's awesome, Jess. I kept thinking about that line, but it didn't fit the rules of the Potatoe Thread. "What's taters, eh?" "PoTAtoes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew."

 

What can I say....Potatoes!

 

ROFLMAO! That was great! Potatoes - Potatoes - Boil Mash Em Stick Em in a Stew... I need to add that to my favorites!


Oh and I know Jen already got the best one from Princess Bride but here's a few more:
"Potatoes cannot stop true love, all they can do is delay it for a while."
and
"There's a shortage of perfect potatoes in the world, it would be a pity to damage yours."

 

From The Big Lebowski
"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Potato. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Potatoness, or uh, Potatoer, or El Taterino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

 

From Air Force One

"Get off my potatoe!"

 

It was so good....I had to post it again!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters

 

Oh my God! that is too flippin funny! I am having to wipe away my tears from laughing. That is so my favorite line from that movie! That was just genius!

Here's a few more:

Luke: Is Darth Vader my potatoe?
Yoda: Your potatoe he is.

Go to the place where you dare not look, and there you will find the potatoe staring back at you!

Yechhh! Get the potatoe out of my mind!!!

 

Oh, this is fun.

The best part of waking up, is taters in your cup!

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I'm a potatoe! I know what I'm doing.

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You have 30 seconds to tell me where Miss Sondheim is, or...

Or what? You'll eat your potatoe in my office?

No-o-o, my potatoe will eat you.

 

Maximus: In this life or the next, I will have my potato.