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Saga Poems of Deep Levitation

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by hollywooddove, Feb 13, 2015.

  1. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    A collection of poems to be added to from time to time

    Jet Rocket

    Jet Rocket.... Need to get you one
    Jet Rocket.... they are lots of fun
    Jet Rocket.... strap it to your back
    Jet Rocket.... here comes the attack

    Never missed a bounty my entire life
    Never had the time for kids or a wife
    Want to fall in my foot steps take some advice
    I've made a lot of money but I've paid the price

    I've hunt down the best and also the scum
    I've tracked them all down and put'em on the run
    So if you made a mistake with a price on your head
    It's nothing personal I'm making bread

    Jet Rocket.... Need to get you one
    Jet Rocket.... they are lots of fun
    Jet Rocket.... strap it to your back
    Jet Rocket.... here comes the attack

    My pops died young but he taught me much
    Like how to punk a Jedi and such and such
    How to put the pressure on by running the clock
    I'm an ice cold legacy chip off the block

    The mobsters and the Empire knock on my door
    They say they all worked with my dad before
    When the best needs caught I'm the guy to find
    I may be a clone but I am one of a kind

    Jet Rocket.... Need to get you one
    Jet Rocket.... they are lots of fun
    Jet Rocket.... strap it to your back
    Jet Rocket.... here comes the attack

    Here's a little secret I give for free
    Greedo shot first but he missed the key
    When you mess with the best you have to do it right
    And that's how Solo took a nap carbonite

    So the next time you get a chance to think it through
    And you're tired of your life and all you do
    You save a little back and get some change in your pocket
    Go out and buy yourself a real Jet Rocket

    Jet Rocket.... Need to get you one
    Jet Rocket.... they are lots of fun
    Jet Rocket.... strap it to your back
    Jet Rocket.... here comes the attack

    You can't keep me down no matter what you think
    No matter how you think you saw me sink
    I owe a lot who I am to the this jet on my back
    Right now I'm busy I've caught a sarlacc
     
  2. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jabba Dabba Dai

    Somebody save me
    Somebody care
    I used to have a life
    now I'm caught in strife
    Please if you dare

    This chain is weighing
    Pulling down
    Yet I have to dance
    and sing and prance
    in a skimpy gown

    Jabba Dabba Dai
    (release me)
    Jabba Dabba
    run away
    Slave o Rave
    swing and sway...
    Jabba Dabba Dai

    Somebody tell me
    today I'm bold
    but what will happen
    to the likes of me
    as I grow old

    When my beauty
    fades away
    will I be replaced
    and dumped in space
    as severance pay

    Jabba Dabba Dai
    (release me)
    Jabba Dabba
    run away
    Slave o Rave
    swing and sway...
    Jabba Dabba Dai
     
  3. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    :D :D :D

    These make me smile. The last line of Jet Rocket is TOO MUCH. BWAHAHAHAHA.
     
  4. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    There's not much of me left

    I could have been a good dad
    Didn't mean to turn bad
    Should have stayed on the beach
    Had me a wife, she was peach

    now just look at me
    There's not much of me left
    So sad to see
    There's not much of me left

    I gave you trust, you promised me
    That you would give me my destiny
    Now all I have is empty hate
    I can't go back, it's far too late

    I was a kid and had no clue
    Of all the evil inside of you
    And now you're happy with what you've made
    You wrote the rules, sadly I played

    Don't be so gullible just because I bowed
    When I show you my plans you may not be so proud
    Now I am the flame made by your spark
    Inside this helmet is where it's truly dark

    now just look at me
    There's not much of me left
    So sad to see
    There's not much of me left

    I can make it without your charm
    just like I can live without an arm
    For now I will pretend you are my taste
    It was my heart can't be replaced

    Deep inside I hope we lose
    I hope we both pay our dues
    These are the seeds you have sown
    I am glad your Death Star was blown

    Once I made the good cheer
    Now I am the role of fear
    The man I was burnt to the ground
    There's not much of him left to be found

    now just look at me
    There's not much of me left
    So sad to see
    There's not much of me left

    You did what you did and you do what you do
    The person who trusted you was destroyed too
    You twisted my mind and led me astray
    I intend to watch you burn on my reckoning day

    Keep one eye opened when you sleep at night
    When you walk down the streets better stay in the light
    Trust all that I've said and one thing more
    My son's on his way to settle the score

    now just look at me
    There's not much of me left
    So sad to see
    There's not much of me left
     
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  5. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Riding Air

    I need a brand new land speeder
    I stole this one from a Bantha breeder
    want to buy this air glider
    Three foot up low rider

    Tatooine is hot and dry
    salt dust leaks when I cry
    When I need some cooling down
    riding air is where I'm found

    Streaking over mighty dunes
    jamming to my favorite tunes
    goggles down and riding hot
    give this speeder all she's got

    Blurring on the golden sand
    Throttle gripped in my hand
    Never worry about a flat
    riding air is where it's at

    Through Beggar's canyon quick and lean
    Screw you and your T-16
    I drop it low and shoot it straight
    Loose sight of me right out the gate

    Working here is such a drag
    Sweat so much my clothes will sag
    at quitting time you won't find me
    I'm skimming on the sandy sea

    I've ragged it out pushing hard
    The paint is chipped the body scarred
    trading up true slick talker
    just sold it to some kid Skywalker

    Bought one faster baby blue
    shiny slick through and through
    once again wind in my hair
    You'll always find me riding air
     
  6. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jundland Waste

    Oh dear mother what becomes of us
    All our lives breathing dust
    Don't you love me? I can't tell
    The heat alone is a living Hell

    Gotta lotta robes and wrappings to cover me
    Protect ourselves from the insanity
    And just knowing all the while
    The world want's us to travel in single file

    Moving on... moving on...
    Jundland Wastes
    Over sand... Over Stone...
    Jundland Wastes


    Smell from the fire, womprat stew
    A little Jawa sauce will make it do
    Fill me a bowl, now I have to ask
    How do I eat through this freaking mask?

    A Tusken Raider born and bred
    Am I green, blue, yellow, purple or red?
    I dream one day I might see snow
    Do I even smile? Guess we'll never know

    Moving on... moving on...
    Jundland Wastes
    Over sand... Over Stone...
    Jundland Wastes
     
  7. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    We Like Rabbit

    Unspoiled Endor we live outdoor
    Home up in a tree where you can't eat me
    Knee high behind a shrub hear me call 'nub nub'
    Got a stick and a stone furry little tag a long

    Soul feeling dry and void pray to the golden droid
    Start a fire play a tune got one dude he can croon
    Foxy lady over there come here baby braid your hair
    Jump up on a speeder bike need one made by Little Tyke

    Forest deep forest wide all this room just outside
    We determined to inhabit we make more we like rabbit
    Making up for we not tall so many now can't count us all
    We determined to inhabit we make more we like rabbit

    Innocent and humble pie whats that thing up in the sky
    Can't be lunar it's not June Obi Wan say 'That's no moon'
    Now it's there we see more something like a dinosaur
    Lot's of guys dressed in white something's up this ain't right

    We help Luke we help Solo sneak attack Marco Polo
    we got trees no sand or surf you messed up you on our turf
    ten million teddies feel our dread we on a roll cause Vader's dead
    By sheer number took them down just like we made this movie drown

    Forest deep forest wide all this room just outside
    We determined to inhabit we make more we like rabbit
    Making up for we not tall so many now can't count us all
    We determined to inhabit we make more we like rabbit
     
  8. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    I like pidgin in the last one, but...

    - Little Tyke and Marco Polo make no sense.
    - Desert of Salma is a thing, so are a couple of seas. ;)

    Those rabbits have three ears, btw. And chickens have a horn on top of their beaks.
     
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  9. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    lol, thanks,
    little Tyke makes adult things in child size, so being an Ewok he would have prefered a smaller speeder bike LITTLE TYKE
    The way the Ewoks fought the Empire to me was a lot like a big game of Marco Polo, try to find us but we are too small and fast out here

    anyway, I started writing, that's what came out, I really have no control.

    Desert of Salma.... well, you surpassed my knowledge and I applaud you, it appears they have desert after all on Endor.
     
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  10. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    I happen to be an Ewoks and Endor obsessee and I'm currently waiting for a tiny globe of Endor to arrive; so...that's where it comes from. Please, don't think it's normal. XD

    As for those two suggestions/comments, I know what the phrases mean; just, for some reason, I assumed that they were not GFFA things. Not sure why I initially thought that your perspective has to be in-universe, I guess that's how realistic your satire seemed. :)

    EDIT: and now I'm laughing at myself, being a person with the username Ewok Poet, idolising a character who's an Ewok poet, reading your mock Ewok poetry. THIS IS SO META. :D
     
  11. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yeah, I can see your point. I guess it was sort of lazy for me to draw comparisons like that and leap out of the box. Of course, Chewbacca did yell like Tarzan while on Endor.... so..... I guess he Lucas led me there.
     
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  12. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Tuiti Fruiti

    Got some cash come inside
    But those two, don't serve their kind
    Belly up and take a drink
    Feel your troubles start to shrink

    You might be happy here to know
    If there's a place you need to go
    Pilots by the dozens all around
    Promise to deliver safe and sound

    I'm sure you probably wanted to dance
    Go ask a creature take a chance
    I know the music sounds Tuiti Fruiti
    But the Modal Nodes can rock that booty

    Did that walrus mean you harm?
    Hey old man, clean up that arm
    Devil face what you smiling at?
    Why is there smoke from where Greedo sat?

    Ever since they showed the day's been nuts
    For as little they spent weren't worth the fuss
    Storm troopers shot up the landing bay
    Should have kicked them out and let the droids stay

    'm sure you probably wanted to dance
    Go ask a creature take a chance
    I know the music sounds Tuiti Fruiti
    But the Modal Nodes can rock that booty

    My boss came by the very next day
    He said "Wuher what the hay?"
    I said "Dude cut me some slack
    I nearly had a heart attack"

    He couldn't believe it was Owen's kin
    We've never had trouble from the likes of them
    But I told him the Nodes were pretty sweet
    Through it all they didn't miss a beat

    'm sure you probably wanted to dance
    Go ask a creature take a chance
    I know the music sounds Tuiti Fruiti
    But the Modal Nodes can rock that booty
     
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  13. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    *tutti, as in "plural of TUTTO" ;)

    Other than that, awesome as usual. I can totally imagine an intergalactic Little Richard singing this. :D

    Best part. :D
     
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  14. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hyper Snap

    I tried to tell them all that it was clearly a trap
    They all pursed their lips and did the Hyper Snap
    Someone called me a tadpole with a bass fish flap
    They turned up their nose and did the Hyper Snap

    I had to work hard just to get a command
    My face alone causes most to reprimand
    I'm a really serious guy and I don't riff raf
    But every time I give commands every body laughs

    I used to stay nervous it would cause my legs to buckle
    On the range I shout "Fire" and I hear the troops chuckle
    I get very little respect all up in this place
    Behind my back I know they call me Admiral Fish Face

    I tried to tell them all that it was clearly a trap
    They all pursed their lips and did the Hyper Snap
    Someone called me a tadpole with a bass fish flap
    They turned up their nose and did the Hyper Snap

    To do the Hyper Snap you bob your head to the right
    roll your eyes and snap your fingers, it's a corny sight
    It doesn't make me blush because I'm already red
    But sometimes I'd like to give'm all a flipper to the head

    One day I'm gonna quit and tell 'em all what I think
    That they're all really childish and that they all stink
    Right now the Death Star was just blown to crap
    Take that Emperor, and I did the Hyper Snap

    I tried to tell them all that it was clearly a trap
    They all pursed their lips and did the Hyper Snap
    Someone called me a tadpole with a bass fish flap
    They turned up their nose and did the Hyper Snap
     
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  15. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    D'awww, the pains of being Ackbar. :D
     
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  16. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I will never go Solo

    When I lost myself to the hate
    When I found too little here
    You seemed to understand my sinking fate
    You drew my insecurities near

    Too easy to fall in love with you
    Too hard to let it show
    I finally found something to be true
    I will never go.... Solo

    I never asked for Royalty
    never asked to be in this mess
    thought I had lost most of my loyalty
    I had given up more or less

    Alone in my cell weeping
    How did it ever to come to this
    Surrendered to all I was reaping
    Didn't know what I had to miss

    Too easy to fall in love with you
    Too hard to let it show
    I finally found something to be true
    I will never go.... Solo

    You took my hand and I understand
    You struggled in your heart
    Of all the galaxy nothing so grande
    Can ever pull us apart

    Seeing right through me into a place
    I knew I had hid and locked away
    Somehow you traveled time and space
    And saved me in the simplest way

    Too easy to fall in love with you
    Too hard to let it show
    I finally found something to be true
    I will never go.... Solo
     
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  17. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    Inspired by one certain Wham! song? :D
     
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  18. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    lol, no, but I see it now.

    Now I have to get back to the lonesome character I have started, he needs help here in The Raider (you can click the link and go to it if you would like to see what's going on.)
     
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  19. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    Since I enjoy your "throw things out there and see what happens" approach and I wish people would give that a go when writing...damn sure I will. :)
     
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  20. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    It's the only way to keep it interesting, don't you agree?
     
  21. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    To me, yes. And to learn from it. Plus, it gives a chance to fresh, new, unorthodox stuff to come up...e.g. your dadaism. :)
     
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  22. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    The Tight Race

    Secrets I have all bid to sin
    My hidden saber does crimson gleam
    Now I must send my robe back again
    The cleaners got it too clean

    Confounded you lifted me with your own rules
    Slow witted behind my pace
    The stage was set to ignorant fools
    And you thought you saw a tight race

    Lie still and succumb to my thresh
    I'm the crude who comes and robs
    With my teeth laid into your flesh
    I could not mercy lazy slobs

    Anakin Anakin please calm down
    I'm the boss and on your side
    It's all chumps and losers in this town
    Just take my hand and abide

    I've watched so long from afar
    as you've grown from a child to a man
    I promise to execute annoying Jar Jar
    If you just join my plan

    Sorry about the scars and the legs
    Sorry for the tin suit
    But you killed Padme aside her begs
    And a lot of kids to boot

    I know your anger it loud and hot
    I know you act out now and then
    But our man count is dropping a an awful lot
    Please stop choking all our men

    I had young Skywalker under my grit
    Enthralled my heart was drumming
    You chunked me over the side of a pit
    I didn't see that one coming

    Confounded you lifted me with your own rules
    Slow witted behind my pace
    The stage was set to ignorant fools
    And you thought you saw a tight race
     
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  23. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Make it rain inside

    Scientifically we see if the gene is duplicated
    Dependable troops can made ensuring no gene gets mutated

    We practiced much creating creatures grouped into each hoard
    It's always raining much outside and this keeps us from being bored

    We started out with cloning Banthas but then Oh my the Smell
    We moved to smaller Endor Rabbits which multiplied as well

    Then we had an idea that took no vote to decide
    Perhaps we could sell the clones and make it rain inside

    Ethic councils bothered us with morality issues thus
    We bribed some senate changed some rules to make them work for us

    Sometimes I have to admit it can wear us out
    Like when we must change a thousand diapers as all the babies shout

    We've got stacks and stacks of cash which we can not hide
    Because we make the best damn clones and make it rain inside
     
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    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    This is my blaster

    This is my gun hanging on my hip
    It's a real good sign I don't take no lip
    Why do I ask if you trust the by and bye?
    smoke from my blaster will tell you why

    My blaster is mean and my blaster is nice
    My blaster knows how to put you on ice
    Damn thing shines when it jumps in my hand
    I don't have to aim it takes them down on command

    I'm a stone cold rebel with an ax to grind
    I never got mentioned in the stories you find
    But you never really thought three did it on their own
    Never did it for the fame so I stay unknown

    Would've been too bad if the players made light
    If they had crossed my path or walked by my sight
    The job had been fast and done right easy
    Not like the others who did it real cheesy

    Like the time old Solo was hanging on a wall
    A brand new Jedi comes in walking tall
    Luke's fancy talking made him look like a nut
    I could've shot Jabba with my dang eyes shut

    Or the whole debate if Greedo shot first
    Let me just say I find this one to be the worst
    They would have found his guts blown to bits all around
    Cause I da' shot the fool before he ever sat down

    Some flinch in fear when the enemy is near
    I hold those times to be true and dear
    I popped down twenty to keep on my toes
    There's a reason stormtroopers dress like dominoes

    You might have title with all your woes and your cares
    A large red flash and I hope you said your prayers
    For it really doesn't matter on the time or the place
    I have the fastest draw on this side of space

    This is my gun hanging on my hip
    It's a real good sign I don't take no lip
    Why do I ask if you trust the by and bye?
    smoke from my blaster will tell you why
     
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  25. hollywooddove

    hollywooddove Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Desert wind

    A little more gray everyday
    Used to have a good life in most every way
    Used to have a young friend, loved him very much
    But the good things couldn't stay

    Staring at a baby who doesn't know
    How much his mother would have loved to watch him grow
    Oh at the loss I have seen, She should have never suffered
    This child, maybe her love will show

    Oh, the desert wind, do you think you could send
    me away?
    And on these cold cold nights, is that your only
    embrace?
    Desert wind
    Give me a chance to do it all again

    Now a boy growing and he's doing well
    Always dreaming of another tale
    I see him from the distance as he stares so far away
    I can see his mother's love dwell

    Sometimes in trouble but just learning
    It's what happens from a heart that's yearning
    The talents of his father show, and my heart breaks in two
    I feel I have no joy to sing

    Oh, the desert wind, do you think you could send
    me away?
    And on these cold cold nights, is that your only
    embrace?
    Desert wind
    Give me a chance to do it all again

    I swear I wasn't sure what to do
    Crippled before me I could not see it through
    How could I kill someone who I had loved like I love this boy?
    I've failed us all with all I do

    I wiped her tears as I kissed her hand
    I told her we all understand
    Why she felt she was dying, little did we know it was true
    Justice I stay in my remand

    Oh, the desert wind, do you think you could send
    me away?
    And on these cold cold nights, is that your only
    embrace?
    Desert wind
    Give me a chance to do it all again

    Just one more time
    Desert wind
     
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