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ST POLL - The TFA Dismemberment Thread

Discussion in 'Sequel Trilogy' started by The Hellhammer, Nov 19, 2014.

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Which body part will be the first to go in TFA?

  1. Hand

    17 vote(s)
    28.8%
  2. Arm

    19 vote(s)
    32.2%
  3. Foot

    2 vote(s)
    3.4%
  4. Leg

    10 vote(s)
    16.9%
  5. Head

    8 vote(s)
    13.6%
  6. Torso

    3 vote(s)
    5.1%
  7. Other (specify and provide anatomical data for exotic species)

    10 vote(s)
    16.9%
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  1. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You know it's gonna happen. It's as much of a trademark as any. So what's the first thing that's gonna go flying off once the lightsabers are whipped out? Who will be the victim? Who will be the attacker? What will the body part be replaced with? So many options!

    Discuss.

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  2. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Chosen One star 4

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    I said arm. Hand would work too, but arm gives more to reconstruct.
     
  3. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I went for the arm / head combo. Just slice it off in one sweeping motion. Would make for a rather nice finishing move.
     
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  4. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    How can a torso be the first thing to go?

    [face_laugh]
     
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  5. TheBBP

    TheBBP Force Ghost star 6

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    If at least a right hand is not dismembered then they are spitting directly in the face of the fans and are ruining our beloved saga with their Disney-fying-ing.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. plaidphoenix

    plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I voted leg. Why? Why not.
     
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  7. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    i think there will be a fight in an intergalactic casino, and someone will lose an arm, and a leg
     
  8. D'an

    D'an Jedi Master star 4

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    Disney may show severed body parts, but they won't show the actual act of severing.
     
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  9. TheBBP

    TheBBP Force Ghost star 6

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    I'd bet that you would be wrong to consider that whatever dismemberment that gets shown won't be consistent with the rest of the saga in terms of how it's portrayed. You also forget that Disney is not making this film.
     
  10. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    which is probably worse. i still haven't gotten over the start of finding nemo, of mufasa's death scene in lion king

    more gore, less emotion
     
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  11. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

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    Well seeing as though Star wars likes to top itself (First it was a single hand cut off, then arm cut off, then arms and legs cut off), I can see only one way they can top themselves and I'll let this summarize it
    [​IMG]

    I'm just joking, it'll probably be yet another lost hand.
     
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  12. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Chosen One star 4

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    You're wrong. Walt is directing it himself as a Force Ghost. J.J. Abrams is just there to bring in Star Trek fans.
     
  13. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    that was a geld joke
     
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  14. TheBBP

    TheBBP Force Ghost star 6

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    Quite unich too.
     
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  15. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hey, **** happens, man.

    :p
     
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  16. Jerome83

    Jerome83 Jedi Padawan

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    A Wookie split in half.... vertically
     
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  17. starocean90

    starocean90 Chosen One star 8

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    both legs and both arms all at the same time.:p
     
  18. TheBBP

    TheBBP Force Ghost star 6

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    Only if someone gets the high ground.
     
  19. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    i want watto's son to pay for his father's sins - but i can't decide whether i want the leg or the wing?
     
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  20. TheBBP

    TheBBP Force Ghost star 6

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    The loss of a wing might be harder to recover from.
     
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  21. starocean90

    starocean90 Chosen One star 8

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    Anakin was lucky that Kenobi spared him one arm.:p
     
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  22. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yup... "that one's already been cut off and replaced before, so I'll just leave it."
     
  23. plaidphoenix

    plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    That'd be one heck of a shot to take out just the torso.

    I'm sure we'll see dismemberment. Remember, despite the violence of the first six movies, we don't see any actual blood or gore. You get more of that in an hour of prime time broadcast television then you do in all the Star Wars movies combined.
     
  24. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    obi wan don't do sloppy seconds
     
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  25. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Except this:
    [​IMG]
     
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