Oregon Popcorn Story! (is that interesting enough?)

Larena Jade had remembered that she herself was a clansister from Dathomir and knew just how to counter her attacks. Suddenly she became her immortal self, Larenan Jaquidel! Angel of the Force!
She then turned to the coffee server, "R2, you go get more coffee. I'll handle this one!"

 

Finally, the Lucas impersonater let go of Brook's neck. Brook stood, prepared to fight.

Lucas dropped the saber as he transformed into a rancor-sized creature with a giant, tooth filled mouth and twenty long tentacles.

Brook shrugged, pulled his saber back, and attacked the creature.

 

Crash thought to himself; "ha? I thought Brook got knocked back into the brush? But if Brook is over there fighting that tentacle thing, then who is over in the brush?"

"This story line seems very inconsistent?!? It's like......like......."

"NO ONE'S READING THE PREVIOUS POSTS !!!!"

 

Brook suddenly appears next to Crash, as though he wasn't fighting the tentacle creature.

Brook patted Crash on the shoulder.
Brook: "It's okay. We can fix this in editing."

 

Crash: "lol"

 

Brook then took his lunch break, figuring this whole thing had gotten way out of hand.

 

Crash, already eaten his lunch (rancor you know), ignites his own light saber and attacks the giant creature,............... only to be struck down by a stray tentacle........in the crotch.

Crash: "eek....squeek..."

 

Brook lunged forwards and used his increadible speed to destroy the tentacle creature.

Brook sat down in the directors chair and sighed. Suddenly, it occured to him that he hadn't read his last post and was supposed to be on a lunch break.

Brook entered the stage and said: "God damn, I'm just making this cutting from one place to another thing too old."

Brook: "No you aren't, I'm still in the chair."

Brook: "But i'm just getting back from lunch."

It finally occured to everyone in the room that there were two Brooks. Brook had been cloned. But which was the real one???

 

I think we're down to the kernels of this popcorn story......

 

Larena comes back in with a freshly popped bag.

"Strait from the microwave guys, now lets think of something good!"

Suddenly Britany Spears appeared.

 

Brook: "Ooh, popcorn."
Brook 2: "Ooh, Britney Spears"

They each went after their individual cravings.

 

Vengeance lulls his head back as Britney Spears walks in the room, and moans.

Venge: "No... please, not her!"

Britney laughs and shouts out "Hey, let's have a techno party."

At this point, crazy rave lights start flashing and loud amazing techno blares out from the heavens. Vengeance is sent into a convulsive rave dance, while still tied up in a tree.

 

Crash: "Vengeance? You still up in that tree.....I sorry, I forgot all about you. I would get you down but I can't seem to get up out of this fetal position I'm in."

"eek....squeek..."

 

Brook, having finished his popcorn, went to save _vengeance_.

Brook 2 tied up Britney Spears with rope and threw her in the back of his van. Brook 2 drove off. Brook 2 called _vengeance_ and told him that if he ever wanted to see Britneyagain, he'd have to pay Brook 2 1,000,000 credits.

Brook finally got _vengeance_ out of the tree.

 

Vengeance answers the phone and hears Brook 2's ransom.

Vengeance holds the receiver up to his mouth and shouts "Keep her!"

After setting the phone back down on the hook, Vengeance begins rubbing various parts of his body where the ropes had been really tight.

 

Crash was finally able to get up, tears still streaming down his face.

Crash: "Hay, where did Britney go?"

 

Brook 2, realizing nobody wanted Britney Spears back, dumped her on the highway and drove off.

Back at the tree.

Brook: "_vengeance_, are you feeling okay?"

 

Vengie I have to say that stupid cartoon thing was AWSOME! You rock! Ehem...


Then giant pickles from outter space came and started eating all the extras!!!!!
Larena standing around in the midst of all this just screamed out of frustration. Everyone paused and looked at her.

 

Then suddenly one of the giant pickles walked up to Larena.

Giant Pickle: "Yo girl, CHILL OUT!! We just thought that those little extra dudes were snacks for the techno party...........By the way, where's Britney??

 

Brook: "Leave it to Larena to invite the pickles."

 

" I didn't by any means invite the pickles! You did."

 

The Giant Pickles, angered by the lack of any response, repeat in unison .....

WHERE'S BRITNEY ?!!!!

Crash: "Ah guys......I think this may be a bit of a problem."

 

Brook 2, then coming up with a rediculusly great plan, turned the van around and picked up Britney. He drove her back to his secret lab and stuck her in a holding cell.

Brook 2: "What genious! I'll give them back Britney all right. And a few others too! Muah ha ha ha ha!!!"

Meanwhile, Brook got bored of standing around, and picked up his guitar and started jamming.

At the secret lab, Brook 2 began to spray Britany with a green colored gas that filled her cell.

Brook 2: "Today is indeed, a glorious day."

 

Suddenly, in the middle of some strange progressive riff, Brook collapsed. Larena, Vengeance, Crash, and Ash ran up to Brook where he was laying on his back with his eyes wide open. Brook was slowly moving his lips. Crash leaned down and heard Brook say something like ?Pamela, Oh Pamela ???? It didn?t make any sense. It seemed that Brook was in his own little world.

 

Suddenly, without warning, Britney Spears came crashing through to where everyone was. She looked angry, and was about a hundred feet tall!!!

Brook 2: "Yes! My creation! No one stands a chance against, Super Britney!"

Brook 2 was standing on Super Britney's shoulder.

Brook 2: "Britney! I want you to kill Vengeance!'
Britney: "Yes, my master."

Britney raised her foot, preparing to stomp Vengeance flat.