PORTUGUESE INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!!

Discussion in 'Spain' started by imperialredguard, May 7, 2002.

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  1. imperialredguard Jedi Knight

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    Apr 19, 2002
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    ATTENTION PPL FROM THE SPANISH GALAXY:

    You are now surrounded by the Imperial Fleet from Portugaluscant. At this precise moment 25 Imperial StarDestroyers are surrounding your planet, your communications are being jammed and all interplanetary flghts are hereby forbidden!

    Soon you will have our list of demand for your inconditional surrender!

    LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!!!!

  2. Nin Jedi Master

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    Dec 8, 2001
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    *Ahhh, Amo el olor de foruns extranjeros por la mañana.

    Waits for some Spanish people to notice the gigantic fleet surronding them...
  3. polystyreneman Jedi Knight

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    Apr 23, 2002
    The Galactic Guild of Bounty Hunters has joined The Portugaluscant Fleet on this holy (and should I see profitable?) war.

    Lower your pants and lay down your... errr... wait, wrong universe.

    Surrender or DIE!
  4. _Padme_ Jedi Master

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    Feb 27, 2002
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war! :mad:


    :p
  5. imperialredguard Jedi Knight

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    Your pityfull skills are no match for the power of the dark side!!!!

    [face_devil] ;) :p
  6. Nin Jedi Master

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    If you don't want war, then you must surrender at once and meet our demands.

    [whisper]Hey, Red, what are our demands?[/whisper] :p
  7. _Padme_ Jedi Master

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    Beware, imperialredguard....your Portugaluscantish Empire is going too far this time :mad:


    ;)

    (¡Españoles, necesito vuestra ayuda! ¿¡Dónde estáis cuando más os necesito!? :_| :p)
  8. imperialredguard Jedi Knight

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    Apr 19, 2002
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    *Red whispers to Nin*
    -Wheren't YOU the one supposed to bring our list of demands?????!!!!!-

    *Whistles into the air, trying not to look suspicious*

    *Thinks*(I have a bad feeling about this...)

    *Nin empties all her pockets. Finds a small piece of paper in very bad condition*

    NIN(*whispers*):Here you are, Red!

    RED(*Clearing his throat*):HUMM HUMMM. Very well,very well, we can proced:

    First two points of our list of demands:
    1- Our "Galo de Barcelos" will be from now on incorporated in the Arms of Spain!

    2- Grand Moff Luís Figo will be nominated Regional Governor for the Spanish Galaxy!

    :D :D




  9. Nin Jedi Master

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    Dec 8, 2001
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    Ha, all your friends are seing rerruns of Operación Triunfo, Padme!

    This invasion will be a complete succcess...if we can make up a list of demands in time.
    Don't you looove portuguese organization? :p

    Ah, good the demands are arriving.
    3- 1 year suply of pimentos del piquillo. And none of them should be hot! [face_devil]
  10. imperialredguard Jedi Knight

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    HE HE HE HE ...Looks like we arrived at precisely the right time...SIESTA TIME!!!!!

    We'll deal with our spanish friends with a single stroke!!! :D

    ONE MORE DEMAND:

    4 - 5000 tons/year of Torron de Alicante!!!!
  11. IG-666 Jedi Knight

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    Nov 10, 2001
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    We shall never surrender!! (sounds the first notes to "Aces High" from Iron Maiden)

    If you like heavy metal, you´ll know what I mean :)
  12. haakun Force Ghost

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    joder, porke siempre llego tarde a todo lo bueno :mad:
  13. imperialredguard Jedi Knight

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    Hey, Polystyreneman, isn't that your Spanish twinbrother???

    *Turns to Nin*- Begin landing your troops!!!!

    At this time of day, either they are all sleeping or eating paella!!!No resistance whatsoever so far...unbelievable....

    :D :D :D :D
  14. anya Skywalker Jedi Master

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    Aha! he invasion is proceeding as we have foreseen! [face_devil]

    Wispering: Or so I hope.


    Ahem... Surrender, Españolitos, or you will suffer the anger of the... (ominous and dramatic music) The delicate Dames!

    Alternatively we can put some pimba music to end all resistence... [face_devil]

    Ah, but I see there are two who resist... Let's see how they handle this... [face_devil] Mwahahaha!
  15. haakun Force Ghost

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    Ya veo ke el foro portugués es tan entretenido como el español... [face_plain]

    ...pero en fin, tendremos ke defender lo pokito ke tenemos...

    [image=http://www.someplacesomewhere.com/uploaded/jesscal11/doo1.jpg]

    c'mon, imperialredguard!!! put me out of my mysery. [face_devil] [face_devil]
  16. imperialredguard Jedi Knight

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    *Face Grin*
    What do you mean?

    *Turns To Nin*
    -Take over! I need to go to the toilet!
  17. haakun Force Ghost

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    (¡Españoles, necesito vuestra ayuda! ¿¡Dónde estáis cuando más os necesito!? )
    -_Padme_

    Tranki, _padme_, estaba preparando a mis tropas ,akí viene el grueso de nuestro ejército...

    [image=http://www.telecinco.es/fotogalerias/clones/11.jpg]
  18. Nin Jedi Master

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    Ha, Red is going to prepare our secret weapon. [face_devil]
    Yes, to the bathroom you shall go, hmmm.

    Haakun, you're a good fighter. We could use someone like you on the portuguese side.

    [image=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:-ltw9BblsSYC:sith.maul.com/images/emperor2.jpg]

    Join us haakun, and together we will rule the Iberian Peninsula!
  19. IG-666 Jedi Knight

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    Nov 10, 2001
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    come on, our leader is Jose Mari Skywalker, full of anger!!!! We will never lose! (or maybe yes?) :)
  20. IG-666 Jedi Knight

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    we can always make an alliance of Spanish boys with portuguese girls hehehe
  21. anya Skywalker Jedi Master

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    *wispering to the portuguese faction* Do you think we have to pull out the secret weapon?

    *everyone becomes livid, deathly pale and very shocked*

    *still wispering* Ok, lets give them a little longer... Hey, watch out for those troopers!

    *ducks some blaster bolts and ignites her saber.*

    (Spanish boys and Portuguese girls you say? Hmm... ;))
  22. IG-666 Jedi Knight

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    it seems anya is joining us! :)
  23. _Padme_ Jedi Master

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    *Wakes up from her siesta*

    Huh?

    ¡Por fin tengo noticias de los aliados españoles! :D

    Buen trabajo, haakun.

    Cuidado con tus propuestas, IG. Yo no pienso sucumbir al Lado oscuro de la Península :mad:


    ;)
  24. anya Skywalker Jedi Master

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    Jun 14, 2000
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    I'll never turn to the dark side of the peninsula either... But dwelling in it for a while may not be a bad idea. ;)

    *deflects a baster bolt* Say, where are the rest of my country-men (and women)? :eek: ;)
  25. IG-666 Jedi Knight

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    Nov 10, 2001
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    anya is a traitor, take her away!

    We captured one of them. Surrender portuguesiños!!!!!!
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