Discussion in 'Spain' started by imperialredguard, May 7, 2002.
Thanks to the Force! We've got a new hope!
Merci beaucoup pour ton aide, Twinnie
Aah, once you've lost, we can all celebrate the Spanish victory on the board France, if you wish so...
yeah!!!! champaigne and cava for everyone!!!!!
Aren't you forgetting something? Like, the fact that we already won?
Twinnie, Spanish are fierceful fighters indeed, but history has taught us that the portuguese get the upper hand on them most times, unless there's political scheming behind it. So...
By the way, even Napolean had trouble with our small country... I'd be on the lookout, if I were you. Vous Ãªtres doomed.
*idly wonders if she should get a very large projector and start playing The Lord of the Rings where Twinnie could see it...*
*Travels undercover to Paris, disguised as a Jawa*
*At midnight, hoists the Portuguese Flag at the top of the Eiffel Tower*
Sacre Bleu, vous etes finies!!!
Btw, J'aime Paris!
*Returns to Spain undercover, disguised as a Gonk-Droid*
*On the way, phones HeonKarr, who lends him one of his many bombs. Travels undercover to the Anakin's Clone Factory, disguised as Sebulba*
*Explodes the factory* BUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
*Murmurs to itself* If I cannot have Padmes, nobody will have Anakins!!! Revenge is the Path of the Dark Side!!!!! MUWAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
IRG... Do you know what the French say of the Portuguese who are in France ? Do you want me to say that of you ?
And Anya, hasn't your philosophy teacher told you that history's a pack of lies yet ? And that history's a way to learn from your mistakes ? Spanish haven't won over Portuguese yet, maybe ; but they will now A l'attaaaaaque !!!
*blows up the Portuguese flag at the top of the Eiffel Tower*
*notices she's almost blown up the top of the tower itself as well* Oops
*gets by PadmÃ©'s side (hi !), catches one of those red things that throw white stuff we use to stop fires, and starts throwing white stuff both on the Portuguese and the fire on the factory*
*enters the thread*
*reads all the posts*
*quietly leaves, trying to not be noticed by the posters*
joeeer q paranoia-Gorion.
sÃ, la verdad es ke sÃ, estos portugueses tienen ke estar mÃ¡s aburridos de lo ke yo pensaba.
Look who's here...the one that likes posters of musculated men how are you today haakun?
Twinnie, say it, say it... What do the french croissants say of the Portuguese????
Blood, blood...I want bloooooood!!!!
*Using the power of the darkside, turns the red things that throws white stuff on Twinnie's direction, making her look like a snowman (or woman). Using another of Heon's explosives, destroys totally the factory. Doesn't remain piece to see*
Revenge is mine! Revenge is sweet!
*Finds a lost Padme clone*
*Abandons Spain and runs with her to Hawaii*
*Follows Padme-clone and Red to the airport and cancels their passports*
Red, you get back in here and fight for your country. No vacation for you!
And no croissants for anyone! For now on, you shall all eat cod for breakfast.
Eek, Nin! That's almost enough to make me desert!
Twinnie, my philosophy teachers says a lot of things... He has said that history is full of lies, but he has also agreed that history tends to repeat itself and that no, people don't learn from the past.
So... Ã l'attaque!
*throws a mud-cake at Twinnie*
(Btw, how's LordBan?)
Wath the hell? Frech helping the spanich?
Nah nah, If can get french help we can get England help
Bah we don't nead help
*igniths his lightsaber runs all over the bord cutting spanich hands, grabs the frech sith and puts him on one of there's Concordes, and sends him flying agaist the efheil tower (or whatever her name is)
*French goverment blames eta for the destruccion of the tower and decides to ask the americans help in converting spain into the biggest european parking space*
*Bush says he's always ready to have excuses to have sutch abig army and sends a couple of bombers to level out spain*
*meanwille Heon and the rest of the portuguese rest in algarve with padme and anakin clones made in sparti cylinders carfully hidden in the Millenium falcons smugling compartment*
Damn Right! Yeah!
Heon is THE man!!!!
btw, Nin, what was your idea of cancelling our passports?
*Asks in very politely fashion while grabbs Nin's neck and lifts her 1 meter above the floor*
*White Horse smiles while on the beach in Algarve catching some sun with a padme clone beside him...
Haaa. This is life!
The fight against the spanish was easier and faster than i previous antecipated. The force was strong with us. Yes in deed.
*Nin tells White Horse about the frenchs.
*White Horse looks at Nin:
What? They wanted to help the spanish?
Well it is a bit late to that now.. Even so Portugal was allied to England in the past. If in need, i guess we can count on their help and support. Worry not Nin.. Worry not.
White, I'm not worried at all with our battle...now, could you take care of my real worry and please tell Mr. Red here, that his vacation was postponed for a noble reason?
And Anya, you are just like Red. Afraid of a little cod...
Well, my apprentice is english. I wonder if she would be interested in joining this little ordeal of ours...
Aah, but the English don't speak a Latin language... You can't allow them in
Heon : 'grabs the frech sith and puts him on one of there's Concordes, and sends him flying agaist the efheil tower'
? I can't see any French Sith here... and I can't see any French male either Therefore, I guess I'm still safe
Hum, btw, don't you think that sending a plane crash into a tower is a bit clichÃ© today ? [face_deadpan]
Anya, if you believe history, Portugal has been a minor nation ever since they lost their Empire... And that was a looong time ago *eats the muffin Anya sent* *answers with her mouth full* Ban is fine I guess, thanks. *realizes it was not a muffin, but mud* Pwaah ! You... You... You Portuguese ! ?QuÃ© credes que estas haciendo ?
*decides to focus on having a mud fight with Anya, as it looks a lot more safe than fighting with huys like Heon*
If this topic should be reserved for the latins and not the english ones, why the heck are we talking in a non latin language?
If you say that the english ones can not be envolved, then we should not use their language... Isn't that logic? Indeed Mr.Spock.
We should then talk in latin not in english.
This should be fun...
Dude U dress black and have a red Lightsaber, ur a sith.
And yes sending a plane into a tower is cliche, its ment to be that way, so tha morow bush wakes up, but making it a concorde was a risk, cause of that new system of them that put the passengers inside the hotel, right away
Vos abnegare meus discipulus la permissio de adiunctio hic linum?
Fine. Take this anglo-saxonic curse:
May you all suffer of chronicle anxiety about the weather.
No Riviera can save you from this!
*Wakes up after a little nap on the beach together with his Padme clone*
Man, I got too much sun...I'm all red!!! Wait, this is my uniform!!!
Have I heard someone mention "mud fight"???
4 pages. is this all that the portugueses can do??
1) Lordban is quite fine, he seems to be talking to you Anya
2) He's become schizophreniac because of his sister
3) And I'm here to wreak havoc and get the post count above 100 in no time
Due to the exelence of Episode II, and the redempcion of lucas I give spain 3 days of truce.
Then we will kill the rest of you, have no fear
Nice strategy haakun.
Just one more day to go.
*sings a merry chant while preparing some mud...just enough to fill the Alqueva*
Twinnie, you've just signed your setence, by choosing the have a mud-fight with me.
Bring it on, when the truce is over!
Ban, there you are! Twinnie has been driving you more insane? I thought that was... well, impossible!
Join the Portuguese side, Ban... It is you destiny!
Nin, I'm not afraid of cod... I don't like it, and I've had trouble with cd's before, but I',m not afraid of it.
*a cod swimms by* AHHHH!! *Anya swimms away, breaking every speed record to date*
Tu presunciÃ³n es tu debilidad