Discussion in 'South Bend, IN' started by Xmaveric, Apr 4, 2001.
Mav's favorite movie is Wing Commander.
Empyre likes to milk male cows.
Mav thinks Freddy Got Fingered is the epitome of comedy.
Empyre fingered Freddy.
Mav drinks a bottle of Robitussin every night for the alcohol content.
Empyre thinks that James Earl Jones is Shagadelic, baby, yeah!
Both Empyre AND Maveric are acting Juvenile.
(Isn't that scary, when _I_ have to be the adult one)
this is KnnOS all, in the lab
KnnOs has finally realized his fantasy of being me.
Empyre seeks spirital oneness. And lump free gravy.
JediJeff fantasizes of the day when he can sleep with every single beanie baby in his bead.
X likes to go to WalMart to pick up chicks.
BDZ is so damn sure a 65% complete Ceratosaurus is buried in his back yard.
JediJeff doesn't think that Pilots suck unlike SOME people
I think that's my new crusade
Knnos is a pilot. And, well, pilots suck.
Mav is easily confused by a certain pilot's good looks, and thus is convinced that a holoprojector is really a double-bladed lightsaber. That is why he dislikes the most noble profession available.
A Jedi is an elegan profession, from a more sophisticated time. Their not as clumbsy or brash as a pilot, and they don't shed on the furnature like wookiees.
Not all pilots are brash my friend. Both the Jedi and the Starfighter Pilot are noble professions. The true nobility comes from within though. Let's review:
Empyre: Flew the ship 'n ran over some stormies
Maveric: Fired the quad cannons and nearly got himself killed assaulting an officer of the New Republic
At any rate, for the 94% of the population who isn't Force Sensitive (less for non-human species, like Wookies. Wookies 98% of population) the Piloting profession is noble and honorable.
Empyre: Got cought removing super bombs from the ship.
Maveric: Took out 4 stormies with a light saber AND a blaster. Took out 2 tractor beams.
Did Empyre at any time in any place give in to his rage and attack a "good guy"? I don't thinks so
I did not "attack" a good guy. He challenged me to a duel. It would go against my honor if I didn't accept.
HE Challenged YOU? Oh what a memory we have Jedi
Well, yes. From a certain point of view.
Enough cat fighting - back to the basis of the thread:
Mav only votes for political candidates that will support his ideal to remove the letter 'N' from the English language.
You mea the Eglish laguage, right Jeff?
Geez, leave you people alone for another week... what do you do? Bicker!
So, I'm an ALIEN, Mav???
Well, I'll keep in the theme of this thread...
Xmav didn't know what small furry creatures from Star Wars were known as good builders.
AND I DID!!!
And he didn't know which film they first showed up in.
AND I DID!!! (once again...)
I have to pick on you, I'll be gone tomorrow night and won't have the opportunity then.