Post Count Pumpin'

Discussion in 'Chicago, IL' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.

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  1. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    Jeff is still tormented by the fact that I got to 2000 posts before him. And he is a different person because of it.

    :D
  2. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    Mav's prized possession is a Wrigley's Juciy Fruit gum wrapper obtained backstage at an Enya concert.
  3. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2000
    star 5
    Jeff's prize possesion is a crotch cup that was signed by Ryne Sandburg.
  4. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    The little voices in Mav's head tell him he should run for President.
  5. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2000
    star 5
    Jeff was a Gerber Baby.
  6. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    Mav has an 8-track deck in his car.
  7. Bobafemme FF Jedi Council Member, Chicago IL RSA Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Nov 25, 2000
    star 5
    Maveric was in danger of having my heel shoved up his butt upon our first meeting for spoiling the NJO books. Turned out he was a sweetie and saved.
  8. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    Bobafemme is a really important person at her job. (Sorry gang - can't slam the women). :)
  9. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Member Since:
    Mar 5, 2001
    star 4
    JediJeff recites William Shatner's PriceLine commercials in the mirror while wearing his Captain Kirk uniform in 6 inch high heels.
  10. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    BDZ, when nervous, whistles ABBA's "Take a Chance on Me".
  11. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Member Since:
    Mar 5, 2001
    star 4
    JJ makes lightsaber sounds when he goes to the bathroom. :D
  12. jedigal Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 2000
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    BDZ - although only a member of one of Chicago Force's farm teams - has great musical acumen. A team of academics has determined that "Take a Chance On Me" may indeed be the BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN. They declined to publish this fact to prevent a panic due to the severe shortage in supply of the following items:
    this tune on LP or cassette,
    old fashioned roller-skates (the kind with four wheels NOT in a row, and a toe stop not a heel stop,
    and those fuzzy pompoms
    - all of which are required for the authentic enjoyment of this great masterpiece.
  13. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.....don't want to brag.... :D

    BDZ volunteers his weekends at a halfway house for girls that won't go all the way.
  14. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Mar 5, 2001
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    Good thing I'm married so I don't have to worry about those girls. :)

    Jedigal just happens to be a resident of that house :D

    JediJeff still wears his Star Wars underwear and thinks that Jar Jar should have had more screen time in E1.
  15. jedigal Jedi Master

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    Sep 21, 2000
    star 4
    BDZ is as much of a web-surfing slacker as some other people on this forum. Or else he's unemployed...
  16. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Mar 5, 2001
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    Hey, what's wrong with unemployed? Living off of other peoples money? :D

    Jedigal I'm sure is a really nice person.
  17. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    BDZ's favorite color: clear.
  18. ProfessorMurder Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Dec 14, 2000
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    JJ will very likely name his next child "Superdude."

    -Professor Murder
    "Shake your rump-a!"
  19. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    Member Since:
    Mar 5, 2001
    star 4
    The Prof likes Beastie Boys. Hey Hey Hey Ladies!!!
  20. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2000
    star 4
    BDZ's got a beard like a billy-goat.

    -Le Penguin
    "Free James Brown"
  21. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
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    Penguin is not his birth name. The name given Penguin by his parents was Bingo.
  22. jedigal Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 2000
    star 4
    LP likes to repeat key words from someone else's dialogue in a thready helium balloon voice:

    "pleeeeeaaaaasssssuuurrrreeeee"
  23. Xmaveric Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 25, 2000
    star 5
    Jedigal is very creative when it comes to decorating, and is willing to travel hundreds of miles to help out!
  24. jedigal Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 2000
    star 4
    Xmav has learned that flattery WILL get you farther with women. Some other CF males could learn something from him.
    ;)
  25. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    jedigal doesn't realize that most CF males get plenty as it is! :)
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