Post Count Pumpin'

Discussion in 'Chicago, IL' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.

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  1. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    JJ knows better than to mention exactly what it is he's "gettin"

    -Le Penguin
    "Alas, I had forgotten that even a sainted female is still a woman, that therefore man's enemy."
  2. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Penguin originally thought the title to this thread was Halloween based ('Post Count Pumpkin').
  3. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    Every person on Earth named Jeff has a penchant for bad puns and even worse music.

    -Le Penguin
    "You're 'Great Pumpkin' is nothing more than a plain old Beagle!!"
  4. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Penguin routinely takes the wrong turn at Albuquerque.
  5. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    JJ has yet to apologize to Ms. Jackson.

    -Le Penguin
    "Run for it, boy!"
  6. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Penguin once owned a parrot. It was a kind, loving parrot that could clearly say "I like ice cream". So Penguin feed Sam the parrot rocky road, french vanilla, and neopolitan. One day, Penguin went out for a walk in the park with Sam. Sam stated, yet again, his desire for the cool treat. Being a warm, humid day, Penguin walked with Sam to the nearest Baskin Robins. Searching the coolers, Sam stated a yearning for a single scoop of bubble gum. His logic mares from the lowered salt content due to perspiration from the summer's day, Penguin ordered Sam the colorful scoop. Sam choked on a piece of gum moments later.

    Poor Sam - we all hardly knew you.
  7. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    I'm sorry Miss Jackson.
  8. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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  9. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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  10. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    JJ knows... for all its' faults.. true love.


    -Le Penguin
    "I want you to hold the chicken betweeen your legs."
  11. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    I know Penguin wants to "hold the chicken betweeen my legs."

    Penguin gets to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!
  12. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    BDZ should stay away from these people:

    http://www.manbeef.com/home.html

    Despite the suggestive URL, it's not a naughty website... it's much worse.

    -Le Penguin
    "I brought my own mike."

  13. Bobafemme FF Jedi Council Member, Chicago IL RSA Emeritus

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    Le_Penguin likes the Simpsons, alot. Maybe he can explain what's with tonights substandard program.
  14. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    Every new season of The Simpsons, like the Roman Emperors after Augustus, are involved in a spiraling freefall into garbage. Every season since the sixth (and parts of the seventh) has merely been a steadily fading shadow of what was once the greatest show on television. I used to tape the show religiously and go over each episode like it was the Zappruder film. I stopped at the beginning of the ninth season, having over 160 episodes. These days I don't even make a point to watch the new episodes. I catch about half of them when they're new and catch up with the rest when they go to syndication the following summer. I'll go so far as to say that nearly every episode in the past four years has at least one funny moment, but that's not saying much in comparison to season five classics like "Rosebud" (the one with Burns' bear) or "Cape Feare" (the best of the Sideshow Bob episodes.)What's on Sunday nights these days is _not_ the Simpsons that will be remembered in 20 years.

    Now, in accordance with this thread's theme... Bobafemme is sorry she asked.

    -Le Penguin
    "Buck, honey. I'm not sleepy either."
  15. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Penguin never talks of the over 160 episodes of 'Designing Women' he studies religiously.
  16. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    JJ promised --PROMISED-- that he would never mention or even hint at our shared desire for Delta Burke in public.

    You bastard.

    -Le Penguin
    "Duffman says a lot of things, baby."
  17. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Le_Penguin reprogrammed his Yoda/Furby doll to say phrases like "You the man now, dog." And "Down with tha P."
  18. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Mav eats his peas with a knife.
  19. jedigal Jedi Master

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    JediJeff says he's allergic to cats. That way he doesn't have to get close to any, thus avoiding anyone finding out the real truth: small, cute, furry creatures frighten him.
  20. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    jedigal kisses her poster of Shaun Cassidy on a daily basis.
  21. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    ...And Jeff kisses his poster of David Cassidy :D
  22. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    JJ just jealous of her because she has a poster of Shaun Cassidy and he doesn't
  23. Bobafemme FF Jedi Council Member, Chicago IL RSA Emeritus

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    BDZ pretends to be Butch Cassidy when no one is looking.
  24. BaseDeltaZero FanForce CityRep South Bend IN USA

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    "I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys?"

    Bobafemme name is highlighted in pink, it makes her feel important.
  25. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Everybody waits for Jeff to post before saying anything - WHO'S THE MAN HERE, EH???

    BDZ has a biological condition where he can only roll doubles in Monopoly.
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