Chic, IL Post Count Pumpin'

Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.

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  1. ThomSolo Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Thom Solo likes to refer to himself in the third person.
  2. Bosh_Talk Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Nov 29, 2000
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    Thom is toughening up his knuckles for an upcoming "bloody knuckles" event on Pay-Per-View.
  3. ThomSolo Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Bosh set fire to his hair once a month, like clockwork, from age 5 through age 17.
  4. DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 4
    ThomSolo treats his long, flowing locks with a secret concoction made primarily from egg whites, cat dander, and play-doh.
  5. Schph_Gochi Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 17, 2002
    star 4
    Matt didn't REALLY move to LA for a job...

    He was asked to leave Chicago for good by the Mayor's Office on Decency
    after photos of him at Capricon last year were posted on the Internet....
  6. Bosh_Talk Jedi Padawan

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    Nov 29, 2000
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    On Friday afternoons Phyllis volunteers to teach underprivilaged children age 4-8 Lambada classes. When angry parents protested she was quoted as saying "Forbidden my A$$!"
  7. DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan

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    Nov 28, 2000
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    BoshTalk often invites the little woodland creatures to his Backyard Theater to watch Snow White and eat crumpets.
  8. RexGetz Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 13, 2003
    star 2
    Since DarthAstuart move to L.A. all the dogs, cats & alley rats have gone missing.
  9. DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
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    Rex refuses to buy the DVD versions of the movies because he's still waiting for the Betamax version of the Special Editions.
  10. RexGetz Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 13, 2003
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    Matt still believes that it is posible to lick your own elbows.
  11. Bosh_Talk Jedi Padawan

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    Nov 29, 2000
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    Rex doesn't believe you can lick your own eyebrows, so he'll offer to do it for you.
  12. ThomSolo Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 21, 2002
    star 4
    Once a month, Bosh puts on a red miniskirt and corset, and goes strolling down his street to see if anyone notices.
  13. TheExecutor Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2002
    star 3
    Uh... I think some one needs a corset other than Dave!
  14. DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
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    TheExecutor also owns a corset.
  15. RexGetz Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 13, 2003
    star 2
    DarthAstuart wants to be a pig in his next life.
  16. ThomSolo Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
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    RexGetz tastes with his feet.
  17. DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
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    ThomSolo tastes RexGetz's feet.
  18. Bosh_Talk Jedi Padawan

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    Nov 29, 2000
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    Don't be tellin' Dartha about tastin' dude's feet. Dartha the f'n Foot Master. He's tasted a lot of 'em'. $&!t yeah! He got his technique down, man he don't tickle or nothin'.

  19. DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 4
  20. ThomSolo Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
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    DarthAstuart is not joking, and don't call him Shirley.
  21. RexGetz Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 13, 2003
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    "ThomSolo was so ugly when he was a kid, that his mama had to feed him with a sligshot"
  22. shwanzi Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
    star 3
    Sorry, posted on the wrong topic... lol
  23. DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
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    Shwanzi posts on the wrong topics.
  24. Bosh_Talk Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Nov 29, 2000
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    Darth Astuart once dissected a dead cat in his Highschool Latin class.
  25. ThomSolo Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    In an amazing coincidence, Bosh Talk once parsed a series of twenty Latin verbs in front of his high school Biology class.

    Unfortunately, he got them all wrong.
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