Chic, IL Post Count Pumpin'

Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.

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  1. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    (I think only the FF Thought Police are keeping us from truly unleashing on each other. I am playing very gentle compared to what I could unload were I allowed to be my sad, lonely, pathetic, dirty self.)

    Bosh was raised by kind monkeys on ThomSolo's farm.
  2. RexGetz Jedi Knight

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    (Sorry guys if I offended anyone, or crossed the line. I'm just having some fun. And anyway this is not as bad as when I first joined, with the real bullies on the boards)

    DarthAstuart is one sad, lonely, pathetic, dirty Monkey.
  3. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Rex operated a monkey bathing service to pay his way through tire-changing school.
  4. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Bosh cries like a child whenever a new Gilmore Girls commercial comes on.
  5. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    DarthAstuart attempted to have himself cloned, but it was an imperfect duplicate, in many ways the opposite of DA himself.

    In other words, charming and handsome. ;)
  6. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    ThomSolo has done unspeakable things in the mens restroom of his Barnes and Noble.

    unspeakable!
  7. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Close... I have had to clean up unspeakable things in the men's restroom at B&N. *shudder*

    DarthAstuart writes sappy romance novels under a variety of female pen names.
  8. RexGetz Jedi Knight

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    ThomSolo cried during "Bambi Meets Godzilla"
  9. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Of course I did. We never got a chance to see Big G using his fiery breath... it's not fun without that!

    Rex once went to a Halloween party as Hedorah, the Smog Monster. The sad part is that he actually didn't have to put on a costume.
  10. RexGetz Jedi Knight

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    ThomSolo went to a HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST even thou he did not have a costume on, he won first place.
  11. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Rex's Barbie halloween costume is sure to be a big hit at the Blue Oyster.
  12. RexGetz Jedi Knight

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    DarthAstuart likes to party @ the "BLUE OYSTER".
  13. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    RexGetz has been waiting to get me alone in this thread for months.
  14. RexGetz Jedi Knight

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    Dartha was such an ugly kid, that when he played in the sand box the cat kept covering him up.
  15. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Rex's Rolls Royce is so old, it doesn't have the mandatory driver's-side airbag!
  16. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Bosh's mother is so stricken with the plague, not even lepers will touch her.
  17. RexGetz Jedi Knight

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    Dartha was so poor growing up that if he wasn't a boy, he would had nothing to play with...
  18. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Rex has to rely on the over-used one-liners of dead stand -up comedians to participate in this thread.
  19. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Bosh is actually the High Overlord of the Illuminati. He'll probably have me killed for revealing that, but I felt the world should know.
  20. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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  21. RexGetz Jedi Knight

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    Dartha is a nobody... :_|
  22. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    RexGetz likes to follow strangers around after-hours, crying and yelling "Daddy! Daddy!!"
  23. RexGetz Jedi Knight

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    ThomSolo does the same thing in "Boys Town". The only difference is that he yells "Ai Papi, Ai Papi"
  24. TheExecutor Jedi Knight

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    Rex, operation ?spank that monkey!? was a success! We may now commence operation ?Rex-gets spanked!? with help from the lads of Boys Town!
  25. RexGetz Jedi Knight

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