Chic, IL Post Count Pumpin'

(I think only the FF Thought Police are keeping us from truly unleashing on each other. I am playing very gentle compared to what I could unload were I allowed to be my sad, lonely, pathetic, dirty self.)

Bosh was raised by kind monkeys on ThomSolo's farm.

 

(Sorry guys if I offended anyone, or crossed the line. I'm just having some fun. And anyway this is not as bad as when I first joined, with the real bullies on the boards)

DarthAstuart is one sad, lonely, pathetic, dirty Monkey.

 

Rex operated a monkey bathing service to pay his way through tire-changing school.

 

Bosh cries like a child whenever a new Gilmore Girls commercial comes on.

 

DarthAstuart attempted to have himself cloned, but it was an imperfect duplicate, in many ways the opposite of DA himself.

In other words, charming and handsome.

 

ThomSolo has done unspeakable things in the mens restroom of his Barnes and Noble.

unspeakable!

 

Close... I have had to clean up unspeakable things in the men's restroom at B&N. *shudder*

DarthAstuart writes sappy romance novels under a variety of female pen names.

 

ThomSolo cried during "Bambi Meets Godzilla"

 

Of course I did. We never got a chance to see Big G using his fiery breath... it's not fun without that!

Rex once went to a Halloween party as Hedorah, the Smog Monster. The sad part is that he actually didn't have to put on a costume.

 

ThomSolo went to a HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST even thou he did not have a costume on, he won first place.

 

Rex's Barbie halloween costume is sure to be a big hit at the Blue Oyster.

 

DarthAstuart likes to party @ the "BLUE OYSTER".

 

RexGetz has been waiting to get me alone in this thread for months.

 

Dartha was such an ugly kid, that when he played in the sand box the cat kept covering him up.

 

Rex's Rolls Royce is so old, it doesn't have the mandatory driver's-side airbag!

 

Bosh's mother is so stricken with the plague, not even lepers will touch her.

 

Dartha was so poor growing up that if he wasn't a boy, he would had nothing to play with...

 

Rex has to rely on the over-used one-liners of dead stand -up comedians to participate in this thread.

 

Bosh is actually the High Overlord of the Illuminati. He'll probably have me killed for revealing that, but I felt the world should know.

 

ThomSolo is just high.

 

Dartha is a nobody...

 

RexGetz likes to follow strangers around after-hours, crying and yelling "Daddy! Daddy!!"

 

ThomSolo does the same thing in "Boys Town". The only difference is that he yells "Ai Papi, Ai Papi"

 

Rex, operation ?spank that monkey!? was a success! We may now commence operation ?Rex-gets spanked!? with help from the lads of Boys Town!