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Some one get my rifle, it?s a big F?ing turkey! I need a turkey for the table, oh sorry Tom Solo, it?s only you! Happy Thanksgiving big guy!

 

TheExecutor tries so hard to come up with clever responses for this thread, and fails every time.

 

Thom Solo collects spores, molds and fungus'.

 

Bosh eats toe lint.

 

DarthAstuart, I see you've set aside some special time to humiliate yourself in public, it?s ok we still like you! "toe lint" come now be more be more creative!

 

TheExecutor likes to demonstrate irony by telling other people to come up with more creative mock-insults.

 

ThomSolo knows, as I do, that offering an insult that simply mocks another's insult is perhaps the weakest thing EVAR.

ThomSolo also stinks of filth.

 

DA is only prentending he got a DS, in reality, he still is using the Neo Pocket.

 

...wait, DarthA's last post makes my head hurt. Ow!

JediAutobot screams out "Khan!" at every possible opportunity.

 

ThomSolo uses JediAutobot's Neo Pocket all the time, if you get what I'm saying, and I know that you do.

 

DarthA, on the other hand, misses the fun he had playing with Bosh's Game Boy.

 

I am capable of stopping both this thread and the Quotathon at will.

 

ThomSolo is drunk on his own power...and that bottle of nail polish remover he just knocked back.

 

For Dartha, "cleanliness" comes before "Godliness"...but only in the dictionary.

 

Bosh eats paste.

 

Since childhood, Dartha plays with his Nose Goblins and eats them.

 

Rex is actually a 6'4" blond-haired, blue-eyed Swede in diguise.

 

ThomSolo was the person responsible for the throw-up fiasco at the Xmas party.

 

That's entirely possible, if someone had a bad reaction to cream cheese & chili.

Rex loves to dance up on the rooftops.

 

Thom started a petition for the re-release of The Holliday Special in DVD"

 

Rex goes into convulsions when separated from his baby blanket for more than 5 minutes.

 

Bosh's baby blanket was stolen by a clown....

 

schph is brave and fierce to have ventured into this thread.

she also makes decopage crying clowns out of used tissues.

 

Dartha is the Author of the book Used Tissue Decopage Crying Clown. Which is based on his life.

 

Rex causes flowers to wilt and milk to curdle every time he passes.