Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.
Growing up, Thom's family didn't spoil him with things like electricity or shoes.
Bosh's native language is Klingon. He hides it well.
Thom does not have opposable thumbs.
This is true. My thumbs have always run uncontested.
Jeff likes to smoke navel lint. I don't mean like cigarettes, mind you; he hangs strands of it in the back room of his basement, fills the room with smoke, and lets them sit for a while. Then he serves the stuff with cheese and crackers...
Thom, do yourself a favor and let the profetionals do the jokes, your stuff is not funny at all.
RexGetz it done.
Mav owns all of the Star Wars D20 RPG books. He sent me a picture of him standing in front of them to prove it....too bad he's naked in it or I'd post it.
Bosh keeps Mavs Naked Pic on the night stand next to his bed.
Rex has a marvelous sense of humor. He can tell aqueous from vitreous in a heartbeat....
Thom asked Santa for the Billy Doll Collection.
Rex has been known to run naked through his backyard with only a Jar Jar mask on.
Jodo uses his new truck to haul bootleg babies over the Canadian border.
Dartha was raised in Canada, but came back to the USA to find his "real" mommy and daddy.
Haz purchased two of the new Yoda action figure. Three guesses where he's gonna put the extra. (Hint: It's really dark.)
DarthA can recite the complete works of Shakespeare on command, but no one ever asks him to do that.
Due to a deep-rooted psychological problem, he can only do it while stipped naked--except for a polka-dot necktie and one green sock--and skipping down the street.
So there's not really an audience for him. So sad.
It took Thom thirty-six man hours to write the above gag.
And it still isn't funny. So sad.
Its funny because its true.
Astuart is a loser. Goat is the son of same loser.
and JediJeff is the both of our son's.
You never call your mother Jeff. Astuart is worried sick.
Goat calls Jeff's mom.
All the time.
Astuart is nice men. Just ask him.
//unlocking by request //
DarthJurist owns the rights to the Howard the Duck toy line
I hope everyone is ok from the storms. I know there was a lot of hail here. I just hope everyone is ok.
My head asploded because of the storms.