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Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.

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  1. Bosh_Talk

    Bosh_Talk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Growing up, Thom's family didn't spoil him with things like electricity or shoes.
     
  2. ThomSolo

    ThomSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bosh's native language is Klingon. He hides it well.
     
  3. JediJeff13

    JediJeff13 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thom does not have opposable thumbs.
     
  4. ThomSolo

    ThomSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This is true. My thumbs have always run uncontested.

    Jeff likes to smoke navel lint. I don't mean like cigarettes, mind you; he hangs strands of it in the back room of his basement, fills the room with smoke, and lets them sit for a while. Then he serves the stuff with cheese and crackers...
     
  5. RexGetz

    RexGetz Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Thom, do yourself a favor and let the profetionals do the jokes, your stuff is not funny at all. :D
     
  6. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    RexGetz it done.
     
  7. Bosh_Talk

    Bosh_Talk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mav owns all of the Star Wars D20 RPG books. He sent me a picture of him standing in front of them to prove it....too bad he's naked in it or I'd post it.

    Bosh

    "MEIN EYES!!"
     
  8. RexGetz

    RexGetz Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Bosh keeps Mavs Naked Pic on the night stand next to his bed.
     
  9. ThomSolo

    ThomSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Rex has a marvelous sense of humor. He can tell aqueous from vitreous in a heartbeat....
     
  10. RexGetz

    RexGetz Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Thom asked Santa for the Billy Doll Collection.
     
  11. JodoKast74

    JodoKast74 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Rex has been known to run naked through his backyard with only a Jar Jar mask on.
     
  12. DarthAstuart

    DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jodo uses his new truck to haul bootleg babies over the Canadian border.
     
  13. Hazmatt

    Hazmatt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dartha was raised in Canada, but came back to the USA to find his "real" mommy and daddy.
     
  14. DarthAstuart

    DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Haz purchased two of the new Yoda action figure. Three guesses where he's gonna put the extra. (Hint: It's really dark.)
     
  15. ThomSolo

    ThomSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    DarthA can recite the complete works of Shakespeare on command, but no one ever asks him to do that.

    Why not?

    Due to a deep-rooted psychological problem, he can only do it while stipped naked--except for a polka-dot necktie and one green sock--and skipping down the street.

    So there's not really an audience for him. So sad.
     
  16. DarthAstuart

    DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It took Thom thirty-six man hours to write the above gag.

    And it still isn't funny. So sad.
     
  17. darthgoat

    darthgoat Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 6, 2001
    Its funny because its true.
     
  18. JediJeff13

    JediJeff13 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Astuart is a loser. Goat is the son of same loser.
     
  19. darthgoat

    darthgoat Jedi Padawan star 4

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    and JediJeff is the both of our son's.

    You never call your mother Jeff. Astuart is worried sick.
     
  20. DarthAstuart

    DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Goat calls Jeff's mom.

    All the time.
     
  21. ThomSolo

    ThomSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 21, 2002
    Astuart is nice men. Just ask him.
     
  22. DarthJurist

    DarthJurist Admin Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    //unlocking by request //
     
  23. JodoKast74

    JodoKast74 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    DarthJurist owns the rights to the Howard the Duck toy line
     
  24. Hawk-Bat

    Hawk-Bat Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 4, 2003
    I hope everyone is ok from the storms. I know there was a lot of hail here. I just hope everyone is ok.
     
  25. darthgoat

    darthgoat Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My head asploded because of the storms.
     
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