Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.
JodoKast is just mad because that means he lost the "Best Poison Ivy" Contest.
Kosure has a pineapple-shaped lamp in his reading room that he tells people used to belong to Stalin.
Bosh has a mustache in his wallet that he tells people used to belong to Edward James Olmos.
Kosure turned his 1986 Yugo into a Foosball table. Here's proof!!
Jodo has an extra-long toenail that he uses to scoop pumpkin guts out of jack-o-lanterns.
Bosh likes to order cheeseburgers at Thai restaraunts.
is yet to post his real feelings on the
new RSA thread!
Ed has the uncanny ability to mix an entire batch of martinis in his mouth without getting any spit in them.
Bosh goes to carpet stores to pee on the samples to test the stain resistance.
jodo rubs tabasco sauce on his stubble just to feel...alive.
Dartha believes Johnson's Baby Oil is made from real babies.
Dartha believes Johnson's Baby Oil is made from real babies
JodoKast also believes this to be true
MusicTrooper kills bugs dead!
That explains why Bosh follows MusicTrooper around whenever possible... he likes to eat dead bugs, y'know.
Thom is starting a campaign to bring back Crystal Pepsi.
Jodo makes so much bread he has to carry it around in a truck.
To this day, Bosh still has in his resume that he worked for the Chicago Food Suppository.
Jodo voted for Goldwater.
Bosh has "Kevin Federline's Greatest Hits" in his iPod.
Jodo camped out in Soldier Field last night just to sneak into the locker room and steal Rex Grossman's dirty jock strap.
Dartha voted for Gary Coleman in the California governor elections.
Jodo only watches documentaries on the cyclical life and habits of the Australian Fluke Worm. In fact he can recite the dialogue from the first three DVD's he bought from the Discovery Channel.
Bosh is stalking a waitress from Ed Debevec's.
Dartha has been known to trespass into alligator farms to sing "Crocodile Rock".
Jodo reshapes his ice cream scoops into cubes and pretends they're from Prince Castle.