Post Count Pumpin'

Discussion in 'Chicago, IL' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.

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  1. kosure Jedi Knight

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    JodoKast is just mad because that means he lost the "Best Poison Ivy" Contest.
  2. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Kosure has a pineapple-shaped lamp in his reading room that he tells people used to belong to Stalin.

    Bosh
  3. kosure Jedi Knight

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    Bosh has a mustache in his wallet that he tells people used to belong to Edward James Olmos.
  4. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Kosure turned his 1986 Yugo into a Foosball table. Here's proof!!

    [image=http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/yugofoosball.jpg]
  5. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Jodo has an extra-long toenail that he uses to scoop pumpkin guts out of jack-o-lanterns.

    Bosh
  6. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Bosh likes to order cheeseburgers at Thai restaraunts.
  7. MusicTrooper Force Ghost

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    JodoKast74

    is yet to post his real feelings on the
    new RSA thread!
  8. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Ed has the uncanny ability to mix an entire batch of martinis in his mouth without getting any spit in them.

    Bosh
  9. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Bosh goes to carpet stores to pee on the samples to test the stain resistance.
  10. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    jodo rubs tabasco sauce on his stubble just to feel...alive.
  11. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Dartha believes Johnson's Baby Oil is made from real babies.
  12. MusicTrooper Force Ghost

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    Dartha believes Johnson's Baby Oil is made from real babies

    because

    JodoKast also believes this to be true
  13. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    MusicTrooper kills bugs dead!

    Bosh
  14. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    That explains why Bosh follows MusicTrooper around whenever possible... he likes to eat dead bugs, y'know.
  15. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Thom is starting a campaign to bring back Crystal Pepsi.
  16. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Jodo makes so much bread he has to carry it around in a truck.

    Bosh
    "Hakuna Matata"
  17. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    To this day, Bosh still has in his resume that he worked for the Chicago Food Suppository.
  18. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Jodo voted for Goldwater.

    Bosh
  19. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Bosh has "Kevin Federline's Greatest Hits" in his iPod.
  20. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Jodo camped out in Soldier Field last night just to sneak into the locker room and steal Rex Grossman's dirty jock strap.
  21. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Dartha voted for Gary Coleman in the California governor elections.
  22. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Jodo only watches documentaries on the cyclical life and habits of the Australian Fluke Worm. In fact he can recite the dialogue from the first three DVD's he bought from the Discovery Channel.

    Bosh
  23. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Bosh is stalking a waitress from Ed Debevec's.
  24. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Dartha has been known to trespass into alligator farms to sing "Crocodile Rock".
  25. Mos_Eisleian_Radio FanForce CR Secretary Chicago IL US

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    Jodo reshapes his ice cream scoops into cubes and pretends they're from Prince Castle.

    Phil
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