Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.
Phil doesn't have a message board avatar because his people think they steal your soul.
Bosh requires planting his face into a steaming hot Papa John's pizza every night to fall asleep.
Dartha wears a leather jacket with "The Great White Hope" stitched on the back.
Jodo has a piece of polish sausage stuck in the lining of his heart.
Bosh is a roadie for Flock of Seagulls.
Mark has his prison serial number tattooed to the inside of his lower lip.
Ahhhh,.....haven't seen everyone here for some time. HEllo
Warsie knows how to bring things to a screeching halt.
Jodo's usual idea of a "screeching halt" is crying like a baby while he eats a few palates of bread from his delivery truck in the parking lot of a local Jewel.
In elementary school all the kids used to make fun of Dartha because he had a bereft palate, for bread...he preferred crackers.
Bosh's favorite 'Hero' is Simone.
jodo's favorite hero is [link=http://www.s1m0ne.com/]S1m0ne[/link]
Kosure is resting at a local hospital after his annual 48-hour Pizza Roll binge.
Jodo has only 9 toes...he's missing the one that went to market.
Bosh licked kosure's bed pan clean after his hospital stay from the pizza roll binge.
Dartha has a shrine built for Sanjaya, complete with animal sacrifices.
Jodo would kill Sanjaya for his beautiful mane of healthy hair.
Jodo would love to have Sanjaya as his play toy, but would get quickly distracted by Goat double fisting Guniess in the corner.
Eric brings new meaning to the words "double fisting".
"And new spelling to the word 'Guinness'. "
Eric tihkns taht no maettr how a wrod is spleled, as long as the maennig gtes acorss, thta's all that matetrs.
--I need more sleep--
Eric uses Mace as an aftershave.
Jodo uses Mace Windu? brand aftershave.
"When you wear Mace Windu?...The Party's over Mutha ****
Bosh runs an illegal lemur-importing business on the west side.
Jodo is desparately seeking a little person he can hire to tie his shoes.