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Discussion in 'Chicago, IL' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.

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  1. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Bosh sings himself to sleep each night with "The Night Chicago Died."
  2. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Mar 10, 2001
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    Dartha was Paul Reubens' stunt double in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".
  3. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Jodo knows that monkey's brains, while popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.
  4. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Dartha has started a petition to get Jared from Subway nominated to the Republican ticket in '08.
  5. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    Has a crush on Hurley, from LOST.
  6. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Mav hasn't left the Schaumburg hotel room where we had that Dagobah party five years ago.
  7. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Dartha once nursed a vagrant back to health like Rose of Sharon did in The Grapes of Wrath.

    Bosh
  8. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Can rap the entire song "Fastest Rhyme" by Young MC.
  9. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Mav bought a pair of Bob Seger's underpants on eBay.
  10. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Dartha was arrested after calling Dominick's for the 125th time, asking if they had Cap'N Crunch in a box, then screaming, "Let him out"!!!!
  11. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Mark has a pair of nipples tattooed on his chest.

    Bosh
  12. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Bosh drinks cranberry sauce.

    By "cranberry sauce," I mean HUMAN BLOOD.
  13. kosure Force Ghost

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    Dartha saw Transformers twenty seven times, because he has a sopping wet man-crush on Shia Labeouf.
  14. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Kosure tried to run the Chicago Marathon backwards last year. He fell down after two blocks.
  15. kosure Force Ghost

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    Dartha walked into a bar and the bartender said; "Why the long face?"
  16. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Kosure once walked into a duck named Bill and asked him to put it on his bartender.

    Dave
  17. MusicTrooper Force Ghost

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    Bosh invented the game


    DUCK DUCK GOOSE:)
  18. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Ed has a bottle of 87' Riunite Peach Merlot that he's saving for a very special occasion.

    Bosh
    "On ice, that's nice."
  19. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Bosh requires at least a couple bottles of butthash to get him "in the mood."
  20. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Dartha is Brittney Spears' personal leg groomer.
  21. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    LePenguin urinates on servers from time to time.

    D'
  22. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Bosh gets Jodo and LePengy confused quite often because he put a screwdriver in his ear.
  23. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Dartha created the RickRoll. Damn you!!
  24. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Mark is in a tizzy over just what to wear to the upcoming bridal shower.

    Bosh
  25. Hazmatt Jedi Master

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    Bosh's ears are lined with paisley, and everything he touches smells slightly of cheese.
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