Post Count Pumpin'

Discussion in 'Chicago, IL' started by Xmaveric, Apr 3, 2001.

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  1. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 29, 2000
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    The title "Chicago Force Webmaster" under Haz's FanForce moniker refers to his ability to shoot webs from his wrists...however, instead of fighting crime with his ability, he just uses it to retrieve those hard-to-reach items from the top shelves at Sam's Club.

    D'
  2. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Nov 28, 2000
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    Bosh once ate an entire case of Sugar-Free Kool-Aid packets while waiting for his favorite adult BBS to load on his dial-up modem.
  3. Hazmatt Jedi Master

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    Aug 16, 2002
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    Once every six months Darth Astuart sheds his outer covering. After carefully checking all the gears and belts on his steam-powered electrical generator, he uses the heat from burning his sloughed off skin to power his computer long to post in every thread.

    Once he is satisfied with his bi-annual communication spree, he covers his entire body with Vaseline and curls up in the shade with 3 boxes of Ritz crackers, a can of processed cheese, and various candies. Sucking on a ring pop and humming the theme from "The Prisoner" to himself, he drifts gently off to sleep.
  4. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Nov 28, 2000
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    Haz likes musical theater a LOT, and so does his "girlfriend."
  5. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Dartha likes his Star Trek Edith Keeler figure a little too much, if you gather my meaning... he misses it, and hopes nobody buys it so he can justify having it sent to him.
  6. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Nov 29, 2000
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    A little known fact is that Thom collects Native American artifacts. His collection of Smallpox Blankets is unparalleled.

    D'
  7. RexGetz Jedi Knight

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    Jun 13, 2003
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    When John McKitterick created the Billy Doll collection he was inpider by Bosh's day's in the Navy.
  8. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Nov 29, 2000
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  9. ThomSolo Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
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    Bosh has apparently been left speechless by Rex's not-so-surprising revelation.
  10. ObiWanBottari Jedi Knight

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    May 19, 2005
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    Hazzy haz a clazzy perzzonalizy, intelligenzz and technical zzavvy, all zzapped up in a mazzive phyizzicalizy.
    love,
    Liobi


    "Who is the greater fool, the fool, or the fools who follow him?"
  11. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Liobi is...

    ...nah, can't say anything bad about him. :) Although he does have trouble telling Haz and me apart online, apparently. ;) (Hint: Haz posts more than I do.)
  12. Xmaveric Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 25, 2000
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    Once went on a beer run with me.
  13. MusicTrooper Force Ghost

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    Feb 22, 2005
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    beats the living tar out of me (no there is a completely mystifing saying)

    at CC

    or www.conquerclub.com

    and also relentlessly trolls the boards[face_laugh]
  14. MusicTrooper Force Ghost

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    Feb 22, 2005
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    Has been known to post for no apparent reason!

    but that does not mean that there isn't one:)
  15. Xmaveric Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 25, 2000
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    Keeps my thread alive and well!
  16. MusicTrooper Force Ghost

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    Feb 22, 2005
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    Launched a SBFF posting fury that maybe someone may find interesting,
    but only if they have vast amounts of time and nothing better to do[face_laugh]
  17. Xmaveric Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 25, 2000
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    Has been missing since the new forum opened.

    I'll be dammed if I let a new forum kill my thread!
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