Post **Fan Film Jokes** here

Have you ever noticed that Darth Vader, George Bush, and Tom Cruise are never in the same room together? Suspicious, isn't it?

Craig Ferguson said something along those lines...

Sorry, not really fanfilm related...although it did (kinda) have something to do with movies...

 

Okay, something's gotta be done to get this back on-track.

Did you hear about the rules in Lightsaber Choreography Competition 4?

Yeah, I heard that people actually tried to abide by that "anonymity" thing.

 

How do you make sure no one reads your fanfilm joke?

Make this thread a sticky.

 

Sad, but true.

 

How do you drive a noob off of the FanFilm boards as quickly as possible?
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Hey, Funk-E, check out the new guy's thread!





No hard feelings, I hope.

 

Q: How many n00bs does it take to finally figure out What *IS* Meatball?

A: Let's hope never.

 

How do you keep a noob occupied?
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IFOTOS

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Where does a Mac-using noob host his production photos?
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iFotos

 

I think you mean, When will n00bs finally figure out What *IS* Meatball?

 

What was the creator of TROOPS's name before he actually made TROOPS?
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Kevin Noobio!






Jaren, you've lost your touch...how embarassing.

 

This thread really, really needs to stop.

 

Q: What is the one sure way to ensure a thread continues on for eternity?

A: Suggest that it should end.

 

Or people should only post a joke if it's at least kind of funny.


Edit to swimmerman: It keeps up the quality of the jokes and makes the thread more fun to read.


Edit to everyone: The jokes really are getting too spammy. It is nice to have this thread on the first page (especially for me since it's my thread), but it doesn't have to be all the time. As long as a new joke gets posted at least every six months, we're okay. If anytime before then you think of a good fan film joke, post it here and this thread will be upped.


Yet another edit : Though I do think the Kevin Rubio (Noobio) one is nice.

 

what's the fun of that?

 

Yeah, come on guys. Only post good stuff, 'K?

 

Did you hear about the noob who tried making a trilogy?

--seven years later--

Hey, everyone, Jaren_Valnor just checking in again. Eventually I'll finish this joke, but right now I just need a camera, masks, lightsabers, actors, sound equipment, a computer, a girlfriend, mental help, college, props, and talent.

(maybe people won't get it...I don't know. Just pray this thread isn't locked.)

 

Alright, time for a little bump...



virgojones walks into a bar and warns Flyte,Dorkman and Ryan that Darth Vader was heading towards the Earth to destroy them. They heeded his warning and planned for Flyte to move in with them when they were done with RVD2.


Okay not really, but a neat coincidence none-the-less.

 

One day, Guy A and Guy B were talking...


Guy A: Seriously, I've talked to girls who like fan films.


Guy B: Both of them?

 

I don't get it!

 

Probably from his tutorials,
"Now we duplicate the core layer, not once, not twice, but thrice."


Now on to more serious stuff. I am creating a fanfilm. I need alot
people for MY FILM:
Darth Vader Voice
Sound FX guy
Rotoscopers
3d artists
some help with the script
A life, JK
And actors.
Does anyone have a camera I can use, and some left over props

I am sure this can be done. PM me if you can help

 

So Niobe Dean and AdamBertocci walk into a bar together. They sit down and have a normal, civilized and intelligent discussion.

 

That actually made me laugh. Color me surprised.

M. Scott

 

That is correct.

 

Actually, I typed that, not DK. i thought it was pretty good, is was the first thing I thought of. Now for something else.

Why did the Emporor go to the UK?

He was the double in Tenclo.


How can you tell if someone is a noob?

They ask how you made a lightsaber


When will the first film started by a noob be finished

When everyone on this forum has a HD Camera, and editing software too boot.


How do you make Ryan W. Cry

Take him to the LSMaker forums

 

Obi-wan:
-It's over Anakin. I have the high ground.

Anakin:
-Hax!