JCC Post if You Wish to be judged

Post and I will judge you based upon name, avatar, signature and a cursory review of posts. You will receive a comment and a rating out of five. You will not be angered by your judgement.

 

I am a sucker for these things.

 

I am not, generally, a sucker for these things like Wocky, but for you, Diggy, I am a sucker.

 

It would be nice to not have to judge for a change.

 

Please.

 

When you say that we will not be angered by the judgment, do you mean we'll all receive satisfactory ratings, or is it a command to not feel angry no matter what? I'm asking because obviously my entire sense of self-worth is tied to what you think of me, so I need to be assured of your approval.

 

Only Jesus is my judge. You are obviously a heathen.

 

I'll bite.

 

Dude, just shut up and let him judge.

 

Go ahead. You wouldn't be tough on a fellow immigrant.

 

Find me wanting, baby.

 

I can always use more negative judgement.

 

Jabba-wocky

You have an excellent name; However, while I appreciate the hyphen specific need on a Star Wars message board, I cannot condone it as a passerby of the poem, or as a big fan of the film (I know it's not official Python, but for me it's number two of their films, behind Brian. And yes, I know Grail is the go to, but that's only in the view of slack-jawed Americans). Your avatar is magnificent. Have you seen Pixar's Ratatouille? If you have, think on the flashback scene the critic has. That's me when I look at your avatar. Your signature is quite worthy, and your post history excellent. However, the hyphen damages you greatly. 1/5.

LET THE JUDGEMENT STAND.

 

Coruscant

I believed there to be nothing redeeming about you, from name to avatar to morality. However, your recent post regarding my recently edited post
made me laugh. 5/5.

LET THE JUDGEMENT STAND.

 

Ender Sai

I don't like Bond. I do like Blackadder. Do I like you? Yes! Sort of. You get the worst rating: 3/5.

LET THE JUDGEMENT STAND.

 

Boba_Fett_Fett_2001

I've reviewed your name, avatar, sig and posting history. WTF? Why would you even post in here? 0/5.

LET THE JUDGEMENT STAND.

 

mrZAP

Your posts are most pleasant when read in the voice of Kenneth off 30 Rock! However you are not him, and therefore receive no credit. 1/5.

LET THE JUDGEMENT STAND.

 

I Are The Internets

You're tricky. Your name is great. Your avatar is greater. But you post absolute crap. 2/5.

LET THE JUDGEMENT STAND.

 

Six

I don't care for your avatar, name or sig. However, based upon your post history you'll go on and on and on at me, So take 5/5, and go away.

LET THE JUDGEMENT STAND.

 

Not a 6/5?

 

JoinTheSchwartz

You are most excellent. 5/5.

LET THE JUDGEMENT STAND.

 

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!
I am shameless. Proceed.

 

Saintheart

Your avatar gets a 10/5!

However, with other factors taken into account, you end up with 4/5.

LET THE JUDGEMENT STAND.

 

Darth Tunick

You're solid. But you need to let Walmart go. Also, no neck beard. 3/5.....no, 2/5. Tough love bro.

LET THE JUDGEMENT STAND.