JCC post itt if you want me to assign you a russian name

Can you imagine a worse place?

A vegan diner where you eat fake meat, made from dòufu, and sit on hardwood floors with no chairs? The music is Christmas music and the "best" of Will Smith on repeat.

Hipsters will lap it up but quite frankly it sounds like a nightmare that haunts you for days to come.

 

You wouldn't dare give ol' Sarge a Commie name!

 

Try please. I am curious.

 

this doesnt work if you guys keep taking all the good names

 

do me t(h)ree times

 

I would like a Belarusian name.

 

Evgeny.

 

dill tree

guy fieritri

darthitri

danitri

no. i wouldn't.

pattitri

these don't normally come freeitri, so i have to do this discretiri

daniktri

i don't give names to banned users. this is the jc version of the being banished to siberia

 

"no. I wouldn't"

Which syllable is accented?

 

all of them

 

Dill tree?

Doesn't exactly scream Spetsnaz badass or FSB active measures infiltrator. Sounds more like something out of a Simon & Garfunkel song.

 

yes. it does.

 

Sometimes, I drink like a Russian. Actually, everyday.

 

drunkitri

 

I bet this guy is named Ivan or Pavel or Vasily or some ****.



THIS guy looks like a Dill Tree.

 

please remove these enormous images from my thread. russia is a land of rich diversity of far greater depth and history than stupid stereotypes of militaristic machismo. take your testosterone complex somewhere else.
likewise, if you have an issue with your given name, i kindly invite you to email our complaint department at nobodycares@stopwhining.ru

 

FSB agents are instigating a coup right now. It'll be my thread soon. This one looks like a Vladislav. Or maybe a Grigory.

 

When you take over, will you free me from this gulag hudzu sent me?

 

thanks for ruining my thread. mods, lock it up