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  1. spacename_the_name

    spacename_the_name Jedi Master star 3

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    Obviously it hasn't came out yet, and we know next to nothing about it (really).

    But post your 1 sentence review of the movie here.
     
    spacename_the_name, Nov 14, 2014
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  2. starocean90

    starocean90 Chosen One star 8

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    terrible and boring but looking forward to the next one.:D:p
     
    starocean90, Nov 14, 2014
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  3. City Councilman Binks

    City Councilman Binks Jedi Master star 4

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    Good shot, Janson.
     
    City Councilman Binks, Nov 14, 2014
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  4. Luke'sSeveredHand

    Luke'sSeveredHand Jedi Master star 4

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    The force awoke.
     
    Luke'sSeveredHand, Nov 14, 2014
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  5. Muzik

    Muzik Jedi Youngling

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    jj abrams made me squee
     
    Muzik, Nov 14, 2014
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  6. smallpaul

    smallpaul Jedi Master star 3

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    **** sandwich.
     
    smallpaul, Nov 14, 2014
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  7. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    A one sentence review for a movie I haven't seen? Okay...

    Well that was quick.
     
    Darth Chiznuk , Nov 14, 2014
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  8. spacename_the_name

    spacename_the_name Jedi Master star 3

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    "I don't know how he did it, but the first 5 minutes of the movie was like eating chocolate pudding with Jesus."
     
    spacename_the_name, Nov 14, 2014
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  9. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

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    Turkey sandwich with a side of coleslaw.
     
    vin, Nov 14, 2014
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  10. my kind of scum

    my kind of scum Force Ghost star 4

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    Not quite as good as The Phantom Menace.
     
    my kind of scum, Nov 14, 2014
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  11. ManaByte

    ManaByte Chosen One star 5

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    I can't believe it was Jar Jar all that time...
     
    ManaByte, Nov 14, 2014
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  12. SkywalkerOG

    SkywalkerOG Jedi Knight star 3

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    The details of this episode are quite inconsequential....
     
    SkywalkerOG, Nov 14, 2014
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  13. lord_eidolon

    lord_eidolon Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    "A stunning and triumphant return to form for Star Wars that will appeal to all ages, fans old and new alike."
     
    lord_eidolon, Nov 14, 2014
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  14. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Chosen One star 6

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    Thank you JJ and Mark Hamill as because of that 'half nekid, trimmed beard Luke scene (ala 'Anakin and the bathrobe' in RotS) I officially revoke my own 'Cougar' membership...
     
    DarthBreezy, Nov 14, 2014
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  15. starocean90

    starocean90 Chosen One star 8

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    Seconds Please.:D
     
    starocean90, Nov 14, 2014
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  16. Django Fett

    Django Fett Force Ghost star 5

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    For all the thick-headed morons who said the Star Wars saga couldn't get any worse.....you're absolutely spot on, this is the greatest sci-fi film since Empire Strikes Back!!!

    [face_laugh]
     
    Django Fett, Nov 14, 2014
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  17. Anakin's Daddy

    Anakin's Daddy Force Ghost star 4

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    I didn't know it was asleep.
     
    Anakin's Daddy, Nov 14, 2014
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  18. Lord D'arg

    Lord D'arg Jedi Master star 3

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    A big ***k you to those who said it would be full of lens-flare.
     
    Lord D'arg, Nov 14, 2014
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  19. Grilled Hutt

    Grilled Hutt Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Roger Ebert said it best and i hope my review feels like that on that day it opens:
    "Every once in a while I have what I think of as an out-of-the-body experience at a movie."
     
    Grilled Hutt, Nov 14, 2014
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  20. spacename_the_name

    spacename_the_name Jedi Master star 3

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    At first glance, the robotic dinosaurs seemed excessive, but as the film progressed you gradually became more at ease with time traveling jawas.
     
    spacename_the_name, Nov 14, 2014
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  21. JediKnightWax

    JediKnightWax Jedi Master star 4

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    Could you please sit down!
     
    JediKnightWax, Nov 14, 2014
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  22. Krueger

    Krueger Chosen One star 5

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    Well, that was unfortunate.
     
    Krueger, Nov 14, 2014
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  23. miasma

    miasma Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Though it was shocking to find out that the events of the previous 6 films were all just an autistic child's dream, it does open up all new possibilities about where the saga can go now that the child (a.k.a the "force") has awakened.
     
    miasma, Nov 14, 2014
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  24. Spy Vs Dog

    Spy Vs Dog Jedi Master star 3

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    Not too bad but a safe, predictable plot, and I think they borrowed a little bit too much from the OT
     
    Spy Vs Dog, Nov 14, 2014
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  25. Krueger

    Krueger Chosen One star 5

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    This is the most likeliest to become a reality.
     
    Krueger, Nov 14, 2014
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