Post Your Lens Flare Jokes Here

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. Darth_Articulate Force Ghost

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    ...and keep'em out of the other threads ;)
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  2. LawJedi Force Ghost

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    Well considering that a certain mod was already thinking of banning lens flare references all together, I don't know if that's a good idea.
  3. Darth_Articulate Force Ghost

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    The mod may not have to if this works (doubtful)
  4. ezekiel22x Force Ghost

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    What did Abrams say to the lens flare?

    I wuv you.
  5. LawJedi Force Ghost

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  6. Darth Claire Force Ghost

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  7. Graphic Jedi Grand Master

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  8. Darth Chiznuk Chosen One

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  9. Darth_Articulate Force Ghost

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    Harrison Ford watching the opening of Episode VII: Maybe my eyes are getting better, instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.
  10. LawJedi Force Ghost

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  11. mes520 Jedi Grand Master

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    May the Flare be with You
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  12. chris hayes Jedi Grand Master

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    Was there a lens flare in Star Trek 2009 ???
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  13. LawJedi Force Ghost

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    No, there wasn't a lens flare in Star Trek 09.

    THERE WERE MANY!!!!
  14. Poor Greedo Jedi Grand Master

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    Lame thread, but I know its a necessary evil. I was going to write a crappy joke, but then I took an arrow to the knee :cool:
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  15. yggdrasil311 Force Ghost

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    Batman: "What's the greatest thread in the history of the internet?"

    Zombie Ronald Reagan: "GrrgAa Well. A thread about Lens Flare Jokes."

    Snake Eyes: "..."

    Joan Rivers' Snooj: "Brilliant!"



    /le fin
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  16. tekkamansoul Jedi Knight

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    How many lens flares does it take to make a Star Wars sequel?
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    Way too many

    How long does it take to make a Star Wars sequel?
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    a flash

    What's the biggest danger in going to see the Star Wars sequel?
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    going blind
  17. Big Bad Yoda Daddy Force Ghost

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    I made a compilation of all the lens flares in Super 8. I call it, Super 8.
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  18. Vale Man Jedi Knight

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    How many PT fans does it take to notice there were lens flares in the PT and no one bitched at all.
  19. Seagoat Force Ghost

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    Really? My guess is particularly in the scenes on Kamino or maybe Polis Massa?
  20. Darth_Articulate Force Ghost

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    Also, in the OT: Pivotal moment of the Millennium Falcon swooping in to save the day in ANH, anyone?
  21. LawJedi Force Ghost

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    It's not about lens flares, but the sheer volume of them in recent works. Moreso Star Trek, than MI:3 or Super 8.
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  22. MrFantastic74 Jedi Grand Master

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    I've seen ST (2009) multiple times and never noticed the lens flares. Thanks to you bastids, I'll be spotting them all over the place now.
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  23. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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    Same with me, I didn't notice until someone told me.
    You bastards! :p
  24. LawJedi Force Ghost

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    Congrats on being prodded to notice the absurdly obvious!
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  25. Feelicks Jedi Knight

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