Post Your Lens Flare Jokes Here

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. Darth_Articulate Jedi Master

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    ...and keep'em out of the other threads ;)
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  2. LawJedi Jedi Master

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    Well considering that a certain mod was already thinking of banning lens flare references all together, I don't know if that's a good idea.
  3. Darth_Articulate Jedi Master

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    The mod may not have to if this works (doubtful)
  4. ezekiel22x Jedi Grand Master

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    What did Abrams say to the lens flare?

    I wuv you.
  5. LawJedi Jedi Master

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  9. Darth_Articulate Jedi Master

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    Harrison Ford watching the opening of Episode VII: Maybe my eyes are getting better, instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.
  10. LawJedi Jedi Master

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  11. mes520 Jedi Master

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    May the Flare be with You
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  12. chris hayes Jedi Master

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    Was there a lens flare in Star Trek 2009 ???
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  13. LawJedi Jedi Master

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    No, there wasn't a lens flare in Star Trek 09.

    THERE WERE MANY!!!!
  14. Poor Greedo Jedi Knight

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    Lame thread, but I know its a necessary evil. I was going to write a crappy joke, but then I took an arrow to the knee :cool:
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  15. yggdrasil311 Jedi Master

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    Batman: "What's the greatest thread in the history of the internet?"

    Zombie Ronald Reagan: "GrrgAa Well. A thread about Lens Flare Jokes."

    Snake Eyes: "..."

    Joan Rivers' Snooj: "Brilliant!"



    /le fin
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  16. tekkamansoul Jedi Knight

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    How many lens flares does it take to make a Star Wars sequel?
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    Way too many

    How long does it take to make a Star Wars sequel?
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    a flash

    What's the biggest danger in going to see the Star Wars sequel?
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    going blind
  17. Big Bad Yoda Daddy Jedi Grand Master

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    I made a compilation of all the lens flares in Super 8. I call it, Super 8.
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  18. Vale Man Jedi Youngling

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    How many PT fans does it take to notice there were lens flares in the PT and no one bitched at all.
  19. Seagoat Music and PT Section Sentinel (and PT Trivia Host)

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    Really? My guess is particularly in the scenes on Kamino or maybe Polis Massa?
  20. Darth_Articulate Jedi Master

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    Also, in the OT: Pivotal moment of the Millennium Falcon swooping in to save the day in ANH, anyone?
  21. LawJedi Jedi Master

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    It's not about lens flares, but the sheer volume of them in recent works. Moreso Star Trek, than MI:3 or Super 8.
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  22. MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight

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    I've seen ST (2009) multiple times and never noticed the lens flares. Thanks to you bastids, I'll be spotting them all over the place now.
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  23. Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Master

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    Same with me, I didn't notice until someone told me.
    You bastards! :p
  24. LawJedi Jedi Master

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    Congrats on being prodded to notice the absurdly obvious!
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  25. Feelicks Jedi Knight

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