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Post Your Lens Flare Jokes Here

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    ...and keep'em out of the other threads ;)
     
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  2. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    Well considering that a certain mod was already thinking of banning lens flare references all together, I don't know if that's a good idea.
     
  3. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    The mod may not have to if this works (doubtful)
     
  4. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

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    What did Abrams say to the lens flare?

    I wuv you.
     
  5. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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  6. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

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  7. Graphic

    Graphic Jedi Knight star 2

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    "I cant see"
     
  8. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Four Time PT Trivia Champ/GOAT/New Films Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    What's a lens flare?
     
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  9. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    Harrison Ford watching the opening of Episode VII: Maybe my eyes are getting better, instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.
     
  10. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    One from the vaults...

    [​IMG]
     
  11. mes520

    mes520 Jedi Master star 4

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    May the Flare be with You
     
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  12. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    Was there a lens flare in Star Trek 2009 ???
     
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  13. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    No, there wasn't a lens flare in Star Trek 09.

    THERE WERE MANY!!!!
     
  14. Poor Greedo

    Poor Greedo Jedi Knight star 2

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    Lame thread, but I know its a necessary evil. I was going to write a crappy joke, but then I took an arrow to the knee :cool:
     
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  15. yggdrasil311

    yggdrasil311 Jedi Master star 3

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    Batman: "What's the greatest thread in the history of the internet?"

    Zombie Ronald Reagan: "GrrgAa Well. A thread about Lens Flare Jokes."

    Snake Eyes: "..."

    Joan Rivers' Snooj: "Brilliant!"



    /le fin
     
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  16. tekkamansoul

    tekkamansoul Jedi Knight star 1

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    How many lens flares does it take to make a Star Wars sequel?
    Way too many
    How long does it take to make a Star Wars sequel?
    a flash
    What's the biggest danger in going to see the Star Wars sequel?
    going blind
     
  17. Big Bad Yoda Daddy

    Big Bad Yoda Daddy Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I made a compilation of all the lens flares in Super 8. I call it, Super 8.
     
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  18. Vale Man

    Vale Man Jedi Youngling star 1

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    How many PT fans does it take to notice there were lens flares in the PT and no one bitched at all.
     
  19. Seagoat

    Seagoat PT and Music Section Dictator star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Really? My guess is particularly in the scenes on Kamino or maybe Polis Massa?
     
  20. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    Also, in the OT: Pivotal moment of the Millennium Falcon swooping in to save the day in ANH, anyone?
     
  21. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    It's not about lens flares, but the sheer volume of them in recent works. Moreso Star Trek, than MI:3 or Super 8.
     
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  22. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    I've seen ST (2009) multiple times and never noticed the lens flares. Thanks to you bastids, I'll be spotting them all over the place now.
     
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  23. Jarren_Lee-Saber

    Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Master star 4

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    Same with me, I didn't notice until someone told me.
    You bastards! :p
     
  24. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    Congrats on being prodded to notice the absurdly obvious!
     
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  25. Feelicks

    Feelicks Jedi Knight star 1

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    [​IMG]
     
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