post your life goals

1) buy pair of velcro stripper pants.
2) become world famous actor and win an oscar.
3) wear velcro stripper pants to oscar ceremony and rip them off during my acceptance speech, dazzling the world with my fabulous pelvic moves.

 

Do we have to choose from that list?

 

this is no poll!

 

I'm humble in my aspirations:

The American Presidency.

 

OK.. my life goal is to live till I die.

 

To see people get saved.
To go to Israel.

 

I want to live in a van, down by the river.....

 

I want to dance.

 

IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
LOL

 

Becoming old and wise.
It comes with a 50% guarantee if you manage not to die, too.

 

1)To meet Jesus and go to Heaven when I die.
2)To help as many people I can before I die.
3)To get a Tamaskan.
4)To be a Forensic Scientist.

 

1) Get a PhD
2) Travel to Asia and South America
3) Learn Swahili
4) Go bungee jumping
5) Live to see my grandchildren

That's a good start.

 

over-rated

besides, you can pick them up on the internet for $50

 

The same can be said for learning Swahili.

 

more people speak Klingon I believe

 

Those people have no friends in real life.


//banned

 

Yeah, but doing the actual work pays more.

 

true - it means you can skip cleaning the floors and start straight on the fryers at McDonalds!

 

No.

 

Yes!

You realise graduate and post-doctoral recruitment are at an all time low - right ?

 

That's not surprising, with the economy the way it is.

 

and yet McDonalds always seem to be recruiting!

would you like some fries with your qualification ?

 

All time low =/= 0

 

I've already been accepted to a grad school, and I start this week. It's a full time program, so no McDonald's.

 

No McDonalds...........yet!

how much debt are you in now?