Postcard from the edge, well more a txt really

Tom has been sending numerous txt's during this week asking for board updates, as we all know I haven't been on here much due to my PC being sick but he sends his best to all on here and wants to know what time you're all meeting for memorabilia, (I'll be along after 12.30 due to work) and wants to know if we're going to the pub afterwards to catch up, my reply was something along the lines of 'Can a duck swim' but I'll let you guys post your thoughts.

I'm kind of worried seeing as he's an 18 year old lad, on holiday with his mates in Wales and he's asking about what we're posting on here, shouldn't he be more worried about getting back to his caravan in one piece or how many young Welsh women he's accidentally impregnated ?????

 

I'm kind of worried seeing as he's an 18 year old lad, on holiday with his mates in Wales and he's asking about what we're posting on here, shouldn't he be more worried about getting back to his caravan in one piece or how many young Welsh women he's accidentally impregnated ?????

Well, Welsh women do love the scent of mint sauce!

Baaaaaaaaaah, Ooooh, I love it how you moan like that!

Well, I'll be meeting up with him tomorrow night, so I'll fill him in.

 

Lets analysis his love life (or lack there of) in the pub!

 

hey guys....im back from sunny.....wales.....?!

Anyway how are we all? Its nice to be back and as some of you will see tomorrow I have caught the sun! Ive been called rudolph the red nose reindeer for the past week!

 

wat? because u have antlers and only come out once a year?

*looks around* i ddnt even know you'd gone!

 

I expected better from you Happy Ninja.

Them theres fighting words.

If you want a inter-UK forum war, bring it on!

Best not to say anything against the Welsh women. I have a soft spot for a couple of them. One in particular. She doesn't really return my phone calls and treats me like a Dokota piece of crap, but I seem to like her more because of it..

Anyway, back on topic.

Don't mess with the Welsh buddy-boy, or there will be......... Trouble.

 

that girl wouldnt be catherine zeta-jones would it?

and how idiotic of us - we elected a tony blair! all promises then trys to invade another country! and from the way he does it he is a Chiss to go with the whole blue theme (for those of you who dont know the chiss rule on war = the enemy must strike first

 

Nah, it's not Catherine Zeta-Douglas, I went off her ages ago. It's someone I work with.

But anyway, back on topic. What ever happened to the old saying, the best defence is a good ofence.

Think how many lives could have been saved if we had gotten rid of Hitler at an earlier stage.

 

I'm told that Hereford would be a lovely coastal town if it wasn't for Wales. As far as inter-breeding in concerned you'll have to discuss that with Tom.

 

Who's Tom??

Interbreeding eh? That's funny. Even funnier coming from someone with 13 fingers and 2 heads!

 

I am the almighty Tom.......adopted son of the welsh valleys!

 

Why don't you come over to the Welsh side then Tom? We could use a good man such as yourself. You have even have a title, such as "Midland Ambassador General".

 

I'm sure the others would like me doing that....i can see it now at future meets the chants of "defector" echoing around me!

but would be honoured!

 

Sometimes you just have to do whats right and so what you believe in. regardless of the outcome!

I'm sure they'll forgive you in time. Even Darth Vader, after he went over to the dark side was eventually forgiven by the Jedi.

 

And whos going to give me this prestigious title bud?! I am half welsh so that counts for something...!

 

*wispers about tom being a backstabber *

you guys can have him if you want

 

I read the welsh boards too Dave, be careful what you say

 

Seems I'm not the only one then......

 

I see how this is going to turn out. Tom if you wish to take up an honourary position within the Welsh brotherhood then feel free, we won't hold it against you, although when you're within Chester City walls after midnight we might just inform the authorities.

 

was that a bird, or a plane? no it was tom running for his life

 

Why don't you just all come over to the Welsh side? With our combined strength we can overthrow the evil Jairen and bring order to these forums.

Hmmm, I got to stop plotting to "destroy" Jairen. It can't be healthy.

But we could do it you know. Besides who else am I going to ask? The Scottish?

HA! They don't even have a CR, let alone the strength and ability to take down an RSA....

There I go again! Sorry Jairen.

 

C'mon, dude! Don't make the United States declare war on Wales again. This is like the 6th or 7th time we've gone to war this year alone.

You remember the relentless carpet bombing with Spice Girls CDs, don't you?

 

Yes, and we've been thanking the United States ever since!

 

You'd better not do that again WarBird, or i'll have you up on War Crime charges.

I'm pretty sure it's against the Geniva Convention, you sick little monkey!

Don't make us retaliate with our most deadly weapon. The Charlotte Church Bomb!

She will drink your country dry within minutes, deafen you all with her singing and beat you all up!

You have been warned.