Posting Challenge!!!

It seems that our friends down in the hot suns Tatooine will be on a hiatus for the next few days.... Wouldn't it be nice if they came home to use being another 1000 posts ahead of them

I will be doing my part and will strive for 100 posts before Sunday. So, who's gonna pick up the other 900?

 

*shakes fist at ZOO*

you just live to make my life hard, don't you...

 

Did I not warn you before you took the job?

The SW is not a place for weak minded fools... We truly are a hive of scum and villany

 

I was just noticing that they were creeping up on us. I'll do what I can.











Creeping...of course.....being the operative word.

 

Well, I just got a boost... Today I hit my 200'th so I'm going for 250 and my second star!

Zoo, you've got a star that doesn't even show up on the key of what the stars mean. You are over 12000!

Ah to have no life and just be able to post all day long... I'm jealous. No, really, I am!

 

I have a Silver Star right now, but I'm hoping to have a GOLD Star by my CR Anniversary (yes that's right, it's been almost a year )

 

Ah yes, I remember well the days of Kindergarten and the coveted gold stars...

 

I will do what I can, we need to get some silly threads going so I can just post about nothing. My brain is boiling here at work.

 

Yes it was HOT today. Damn hot.


And I totally remember gold stars from kindergarten.

As for post count, I'll do what I can.(... but that aint much. )

Go get em guys!

 

heh, slowly workin' my way tooards the nuke symbol...

thats what you get when you reach 100,000 posts...

 

Give me 2 years... I'll hit it

 

Here's a quick one from "da UP"

Go team go!

 

you know, its almost kickin' us when were down, waiting until were all out of town to spring this on us...

oh well, we'll catch up...

 

Never happen

 

i want a gold star !

 

once upon a time,
there was a boy named jack...

 

but you see, jack was no ordinary boy...
jack was a pimp with two girlfriends...
one named elizabeth and one named rose...

jack was also a liar,
for elizabeth believed him to be a pirate, and rose believed he was simply a poor artist living in europe

 

but the thing about jack was that he was adept at saving drowning girls lives... for instance, when elizabeth fainted (due to a tight corset and a marriage proposal), jack immediately jump in to save her life, but wasnt treated kindly by elizabeth's suitor... rose, attempting to kill herself, was convinced by jack to stay alive, and when she slipped and nearly fell off of a ship, jack saved her, only to be badly treated by billy zane

 

However Elizabeth soon realized her true love lay in the boy she had rescued from drowning, Will.


*SB*

 

in truth, jack was two people... two people somehow merged into one guy named jack... the separate identities, known as gilbert romeo, had lived very separate lives up to that point.... romeo loved to woo women before he committed suicide with them, while gilbert tried to avoid being eaten... while at the same time masquerading as a journalist in las vegas while on a serious drug binge...

billy zane was a separate story

 

SB is correct... upon finding out the fact that her rescuer was none other than a strange, drug addict named gilbert, Elizabeth fell in love with a blonde elf, while she herself took up a new job protecting royalty from digitally created evils and wooden acting...

and after Rose's jack, otherwise known as romeo, kept dying at the end of every adventure (whether it be war in new york, drowning in the atlantic, or committing suicide with the future wife of the hero destined to stop skynet), seemed to fall off the map of society until she turned up in love with cult leader harvey keitel, and then trying to save kevin spaceys life

billy zane, with an unfortunate looney phase, dressed in purple for a while fighting crime in the jungle, before becoming a hollywood tough guy, lookin out for male models such as zoolander...

ah zoolander...

 

All I got out of that post was...

Blonde Elf!!!




*SB*

 

zoolander, who became a crazy male model after a disastrous run-in with the parents of his fiancee, met a man named hansel (he is SO hot right now!)... hansel had a great heritage as well... not only did hansel team up with chon wang several times many many years ago to save "important" people in both the old west and england, he also escaped behind enemy lines... hansel is also a friend to the royal tenenbaum family, but he might deny that after that family's breakdown... hansel was last seen being accosted by the cable guy in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant...


and this cable guy...

 

the cable guy, whos since had other jobs including an honest lawyer and god, has had a scary history as well... not only did he find earth girls easy, AND know peggy sue before she got married, he saved several animals by pretending to be some great pet detective, and got with one of charlie's angels because he wore some weird green mask. the cable guy (ernie "chip" douglas, aka larry tate), also found out his whole life was a lie and that his life was entertainment to the rest of the world... he also pretended to be a missing war hero and helped rebuild a majestic theatre in a small town many many years ago...

"chip's" favorite customer, ferris, has had a nice history as well

 

ferris used to play hooky all the time in high school before figuring out that his destiny was to stop a giant green lizard from eating everyone in new york... he had the help of "krieger," a traitorous spy who liked to kill off many of maverick's team members during impossible missions...

maverick is crazy too...