Memph, TN Posting using Sock Puppets and other issues

I've gotta find this Obi_J guy and...invite him for dinner

You know? I think that stand in the corner of our living room has his name on it...

Vader was just talking this morning about getting more carbonite or some some such man drivel as that. I just said,"Whatever, darling. Just bring me a nice trinket and I'll be fine. Maybe Boba Fett's head or Xizor's ascott. Just no more imperial officers. Ugh. They make the place look so bland. All that gray...*shudder*"

 

Hey, the only one who has Obi_J for dinner is me

Oh - is he yours? Well look, I have a reputation to uphold, so just hurt him a little for me, will ya? You can borrow my handcuffs....



Vader was just talking this morning about getting more carbonite or some some such man drivel as that

Hey - tell your man to pay up before he goes shopping. He still owes me for handling the last Xizor situation.

 

Do you really want me to tell him to "pay up"?

No thanks, girlfriend. I like breathing too much.

 

I'm sure you can manage.

Just make sure he knows you're talking about credits.

 

So how is everyone this fine Tuesday? *Growl*

 

About to turn in my resignation effective for this Friday...

And you?

BTW- Love the new screen name.

 

I heard that Lambchop is really insulted by this thread about sock puppets.

 

Wait a sec.... Isn't Sherri Lewis dead?

 

YEAH?! SO?! THE POINT IS?!

Lambchop is still alive and well, so there.

 

Er... uh... OK.

 

Strong with the Force is Lambchop, but not that strong.

 

That's a riot.

 

I've been somewhat absent lately. Anything new and interesting happening?

 

Yep. Check out the SMT site. We have a lot going on this weekend and this summer.

 

I don't know if I should resent your shameless plug or congratulate you on how slyly you snuck it in there.

 

They don't call me "Emperor PalpaTim" for nothing!

 

So, while you're posing as the kind gentle SMT president, you're really just scheming to take over all of fandom?!?!? Don't tell me you've got a secret stash of flannel shirts.

 

[Jedi Mind Trick] Tim is just a mild-mannered, all-around nice guy- not a scheming Sith Lord out to take over and control all of Star Wars Fandom. And he's not wearing a flannel shirt.[/JMT]

 

(eyes glaze over)These aren't the droids I'm looking for. I want to go home and rethink my life.

 

No, they certainly are not.


You, like your fandom, are now....mine!

 

Resistance is futile.

 

You're not referring to what I think you're referring to, right? And you're not referring to it in response to my wife, right?

 

Nonononononononono.
There was an episode of Night Court where Bull got a toupee that was called the Shatner Turbo 2000, which made him irresistible.

 

Whew.... OK. That changes everything.