!!!! PRANCING BANTHA !!!!

Discussion in 'State College, PA' started by Jedi_Master_Mazzara, Oct 9, 2002.

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  1. wesjanson1138 Jedi Master

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    First check and see if its the right color. If it aint, I'm not goin on any more fools errands...:)
  2. Thaddeus_Walters Jedi Knight

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    "Well, even if it's the wrong paint, I'm going back and finishing my milkshake at the Bantha."

    :Realizes that the milkshake would be in the Central Pa. Bantha. Then realizes that it might be in the Blue Milk Saloon.:

    (Sigh) "Nothing's simple anymore."

    BTW: Did you notice a lack of activity back at Central Pa?
  3. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    Haven't been there today, yet, so no I haven't. Elbonians? You don't know what those are? Getting this a bit off track...

    Freighters explode in the sky as Skipray Clastboasts sore in and...well explode them in the sky, then they do a strafing run on our grounded ships...

    Meanwhile...

    "Where are those freighters? The crews were supposed to be down here seconds ago!"

    ::BOOM::

    All of a sudden there is created a whole in the ground and pirahna beatles begin to come out in waves, and levitating up through the center is Inquisitor Tremayne...
  4. Thaddeus_Walters Jedi Knight

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    :Whispers into comlink:
    "Guys, in three seconds, run like you've never run before away from Tremayne!"
    :Three... Transporter beams begin to beam up paint.
    :Two... Tremayne gets angry.
    :eek:ne... All the paint is gone and the team runs like mad.
    :Zero... A turbolaser blast disintegrates Tremayne and the beatles.:
    "Whew, that was a close one! Are we ready to go home?"
  5. Thaddeus_Walters Jedi Knight

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    Speaking of close calls, how'd that little smiley face get in there?

    Let's go home, troops, with Mazzara's consent!
  6. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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    No no, I'm leading this mission...GO HOME MEN!!! Back to the Bantha to celebrate....free drinks for all! Not that we ever pay anyway...but that's besides the point.
  7. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    "Never pay? MWHAHAHAHAHA, that is what you think..."
  8. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    <trips jmm into a bucket of paint> now we can have free drinks indefinetely :D
  9. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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    Ok, so did you paint the Vicstar yet? Does it look good? Can we go ize somebody with it?
  10. Slicer1138 Jedi Knight

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    :: Jedi Guardian/Slicer walks in::
    Hello all
  11. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    seems like we have a newbie on our hands
  12. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    "Hey, Slice-ah, how goes it?"
  13. Slicer1138 Jedi Knight

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  14. Thaddeus_Walters Jedi Knight

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    "Set me up with a drink, and one for this Slicer guy."
    :Slides over to slicer.:
    "You any good? New Republic Intell could use you."
  15. Slicer1138 Jedi Knight

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    If you mean "any good" as one of the best than yes well i am good but i have room for improvement as does anyone.

    Tell me about New Republic Intell i am mostly a freelancer, but i'm listening.

    Get a little ad in here, visit my crafting shop!

  16. Slicer1138 Jedi Knight

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    ::Takes sip of drink::
    ::Takes out small electronic object and starts to program it::
  17. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    does anyone know why we can't create a poll here at the sc board?
  18. Thaddeus_Walters Jedi Knight

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    :Motions for more drinks.:

    "We can always use all the intell we can get. Assuming you can hack into Imperial files, I bet that we can land you a freelance job with the--"

    :Tries to snap his fingers on his left hand. He can't do it, so he snaps with his right.:

    "--snap of my fingers, for good pay. Think about it."
  19. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    NRI? What is this, it must be some figment of Thad's imagination, considering there is no longer any Republic. There is a remnant of it, called the the Rebellion, who are currently fighting against the Empire. I think they call it the Galactic Civil War.
  20. Thaddeus_Walters Jedi Knight

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    "Hey Mazzara: Where've you been for the last year? I've been with the New Republic Intell for a while! And how can you explain my super star destroyer? The Rebellion is here, and is larger than you and the Empire think.
    "If you want to report this to the Empire, think again. I can have you and all your establishments blown to smithereens in ten seconds!"

    :Collapses.:

    "OK. I'm done ranting. Please don't insult me!"
  21. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    can anyone answer my question?
  22. Thaddeus_Walters Jedi Knight

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    I just noticed, that, and no, I don't. Yell at someone about it.
  23. wesjanson1138 Jedi Master

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    Comin out of hyperspace. Looks like we got it all, there are the freighters.

    What the <beep>!? We gotta Dreadnaught coming outta hyperspace! Get to the guns!
    Call in your IMPSTAR mazarrA!
  24. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    blows wes's dreadnaught right back where it came from. :eek: sorry! reflexes ya know.
  25. wesjanson1138 Jedi Master

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