FF:VIC Prepare to be raped and pillaged!

BY VAMPIRATES!
(if you live in Melbourne)

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It's Friday, and you know what that means. I get to kill and loot Melbourne with the prettiest cleverest little partner in crime ever!

Now hand over all your.. hmm. Wordly possessions? Hot babes? I hadn't really thought further than the blood letting ^.^>

Hey, what would you rather be, a vampirate or a ninja?

 

Ohhh yeeeaaaahh!

I really should have warned you boys


Now, form an ORDERLY LINE, holding all your valuables and prepare to be 'boarded'




If you're nice, me and my delish dish of a partner will spare you our whips...

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She's so kind

I won't be sparing you not matter how orderly you are! I guess I'm just harsh like that ^.~

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I suppose you're right, sexy sister of the seas!

I'll play good vampirate, you play bad vampirate!

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Have I told you lately you light my vampiratical fire? ^.~

Looks like we killed them dead with fear. AWESOME!

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*kills Melbourne some more*

 

Hmmm...it's toooo rainy! I am NOT AMUSED!

*sharpens the end of her cannon*


*Positions it at the top of the Bourke St hill*


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and OF COURSE they're scared of us. We're so damn AWESOME!

 

Sexy women with whips?

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

 

Right here sweetheart..
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Now, y'all wish Puls a HAPPY BRITHDAY! ^.^

Or else..
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PS.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PULSAR SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


HIP HIP.......HORRAY
HIP HIP.......HOORAY
HIP HIP.......HORRAY.

 

yeah happy birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!! hope u had a great day

 

Dear lord.

Happy birthday, Jess!

 

MERRY BIRTHDAY JESS! WE J00!

 

wait what

 

this is one strange thread.

 

Haha. This thread is completely normal compared to many that have passed through this hallowed board.

 

I want to be raped, pillaged & plundered as well...


I've been a BAD boy....


Anyways,... hope you had a great B'day Puls...


Was there an obligatory "milking session " ??

 

WHERE'S THE MILKING SESSION? I AM SOOOO THERE!

 

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wait what

 

"utterly compelling, Prepare to be raped and pillaged! is intriguing reading.."

why i said that i dont know.

 

Literary reviews of threads?

 

possibly...it just jumped into my head..and then it appeared on screen..

 

I really need to switch countries.

 

Oh indeed Master! Imagine the pirating fun!