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Discussion in 'Asia & Africa General Discussion' started by F16WarBird, Sep 16, 2005.

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  1. GetzJedi

    GetzJedi Jedi Knight star 1

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    HEY, padawan_princess! Stop standing around looking pretty! GO GET SOME DRINKS OR SOMETHING!!!

    *GetzJedi does the Matrix to evade incoming eggs*
     
  2. JediJean

    JediJean Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hey!!! Wait a minute!! No one's getting past this beach, now that I'm here!!

    **Takes up her blaster and fires rapidly back at the invaders**

    **Picks up invader's useless eggs and throws them back**

    **Draws her lightsaber and deflects enemy fire**

    Sheesh! You guys are weak... [face_whistling]
     
  3. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    *Watches JediJean fall into the cleverly disguised pits in the beach we dug before dawn*

    Ahhhh the old false sense of security trick... works every time :D

    Never underestimate the powers of a bored Brit [face_mischief]
     
  4. JediJean

    JediJean Jedi Youngling star 3

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    What?!?? You call that a pit?? It was just 3 feet deep! Haha!

    **JediJean steps out of the pit and dusts herself ****

    **Grabs a fistful of sand and uses the Force to blow it into the crazy Brit's face**

    **Then acts innocent... [face_batting] **
     
  5. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LMAO!!!

    resistance is futile!

    where`s the airstrike?
     
  6. GetzJedi

    GetzJedi Jedi Knight star 1

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    Hey, watch where the sand is going... It's dirtying my black suit!

    * Steps out of the way of 2 ladies throwing sand at each other *

    OUCH!!! No fair... Who's using boiled eggs in this fight?!?


     
  7. JediJean

    JediJean Jedi Youngling star 3

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    **JediJean releases a flock of pigeons, the ones who usually congregate at the trees in the carpark near Somerset MRT Station in Orchard Road... and they're famous for their airstrikes... it's raining bird-poo on the invaders now!!!**
     
  8. CoOLv1rus

    CoOLv1rus Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Alright, Jacen Fett Reporting...

    *deploys 6 platoons of super clone commandos

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/EllaStar/shiats/JangoPleasure.jpg]
     
  9. JediJean

    JediJean Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Geez... I thought you guyz would never show up!

    Let's drive back the invading hoards boyz!!
     
  10. GetzJedi

    GetzJedi Jedi Knight star 1

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    This fight is getting tiring... I need a break... Hi, Vader!

    [image=http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/GetzJedi/Communicasia%202005/post-9-1118763954.jpg]
     
  11. veritasuk

    veritasuk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?"
    "...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then...yes."

    "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
    "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

    Hoorah! I made it, last time I got on the bus to Austria when you chaps were off to Australia


     
  12. GetzJedi

    GetzJedi Jedi Knight star 1

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    Where the heck have you been? Cloning babes???

    * Digging into a plate of Chicken Rice *
     
  13. GetzJedi

    GetzJedi Jedi Knight star 1

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    Are you here to fight or act out a play???

    * Throws a chicken bone at veritasuk's head *
     
  14. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    * puts up umbrella *

    hey, they`re fighting dirty!
     
  15. JediJean

    JediJean Jedi Youngling star 3

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    oooh, that looks inviting, GetzJedi...

    **JediJean sends an invitation to the people from the UK and PA, USA... "Come join us for some good food with great company, won't you?"** [face_coffee] [:D]

    Singapore is known for being a food paradise...
     
  16. GetzJedi

    GetzJedi Jedi Knight star 1

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    Yeah... *burp*
     
  17. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    well, a full invader is a happy invader. what`s the local delicacy? any beer going?

    * looks round nervously for commander warbird *

    [face_worried]
     
  18. JediJean

    JediJean Jedi Youngling star 3

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    ** Grabs the umbrella from Lord-Wiz, sits Lord-Wiz down at the table, and starts doing the Gene Kelly thing... "I'm singin' in the rain..." **
     
  19. GetzJedi

    GetzJedi Jedi Knight star 1

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    Satay anyone?

    * Quickly sets up a food stall at the beachfront *

    [image=http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/travel/worldsfare/current/c-si-do.jpg]
     
  20. JediJean

    JediJean Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Well, you can try the Char Kway Teow (fried noodles with cockles, slices of chinese sausages, bean sprouts, and lots of soy sauce) and you can down it with our local brew... a bottle of Tiger Beer for you :)
     
  21. JediJean

    JediJean Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Yeah, meat-lovers can savour the Satay... there's Chicken, Mutton, and Beef Satay... enough for everyone!

    Don't forget the peanut sauce that goes along with it!
     
  22. GetzJedi

    GetzJedi Jedi Knight star 1

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    Hmmm... So much food... So little people in this fight...

    FOOD FIGHT!!!

    * Starts firing satay sticks using a crossbow *
     
  23. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    gotta be the vegtarian option i`m afraid

    * discards chinese sausage * * downs beer *

    scrumptious! got any everclear?
     
  24. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    Shhhhhhhhh... better still...

    HEY want some of this lovely Everclear?? Great stuff it is you'll love it...

    *Winks at Lord Wiz*

    I think we may have ourselves a plan [face_mischief]
     
  25. Jairen

    Jairen Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    *breathe* *breathe*

    *breathe* *breathe*

    *brea... cough, cough, splutter...

    Damn breathing apparatus, never works right.

    Hi, I'm Big J, supreme commander of the UK forces.

    Tea anyone?

    How about some crumpets?
     
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