Prepare to defend yourselves!!

Discussion in 'Singapore' started by F16WarBird, Sep 16, 2005.

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  1. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 21, 2005
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    HEY, padawan_princess! Stop standing around looking pretty! GO GET SOME DRINKS OR SOMETHING!!!

    *GetzJedi does the Matrix to evade incoming eggs*
  2. JediJean Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 2002
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    Hey!!! Wait a minute!! No one's getting past this beach, now that I'm here!!

    **Takes up her blaster and fires rapidly back at the invaders**

    **Picks up invader's useless eggs and throws them back**

    **Draws her lightsaber and deflects enemy fire**

    Sheesh! You guys are weak... [face_whistling]
  3. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    Aug 23, 2003
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    *Watches JediJean fall into the cleverly disguised pits in the beach we dug before dawn*

    Ahhhh the old false sense of security trick... works every time :D

    Never underestimate the powers of a bored Brit [face_mischief]
  4. JediJean Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 2002
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    What?!?? You call that a pit?? It was just 3 feet deep! Haha!

    **JediJean steps out of the pit and dusts herself ****

    **Grabs a fistful of sand and uses the Force to blow it into the crazy Brit's face**

    **Then acts innocent... [face_batting] **
  5. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    May 20, 2005
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    LMAO!!!

    resistance is futile!

    where`s the airstrike?
  6. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 21, 2005
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    Hey, watch where the sand is going... It's dirtying my black suit!

    * Steps out of the way of 2 ladies throwing sand at each other *

    OUCH!!! No fair... Who's using boiled eggs in this fight?!?


  7. JediJean Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 2002
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    **JediJean releases a flock of pigeons, the ones who usually congregate at the trees in the carpark near Somerset MRT Station in Orchard Road... and they're famous for their airstrikes... it's raining bird-poo on the invaders now!!!**
  8. CoOLv1rus Jedi Knight

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    Apr 23, 2003
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    Alright, Jacen Fett Reporting...

    *deploys 6 platoons of super clone commandos

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  9. JediJean Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 2002
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    Geez... I thought you guyz would never show up!

    Let's drive back the invading hoards boyz!!
  10. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 21, 2005
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    This fight is getting tiring... I need a break... Hi, Vader!

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  11. veritasuk Jedi Master

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    "Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?"
    "...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then...yes."

    "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
    "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

    Hoorah! I made it, last time I got on the bus to Austria when you chaps were off to Australia


  12. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 21, 2005
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    Where the heck have you been? Cloning babes???

    * Digging into a plate of Chicken Rice *
  13. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 21, 2005
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    Are you here to fight or act out a play???

    * Throws a chicken bone at veritasuk's head *
  14. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    May 20, 2005
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    * puts up umbrella *

    hey, they`re fighting dirty!
  15. JediJean Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 2002
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    oooh, that looks inviting, GetzJedi...

    **JediJean sends an invitation to the people from the UK and PA, USA... "Come join us for some good food with great company, won't you?"** [face_coffee] [:D]

    Singapore is known for being a food paradise...
  16. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Yeah... *burp*
  17. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    well, a full invader is a happy invader. what`s the local delicacy? any beer going?

    * looks round nervously for commander warbird *

    [face_worried]
  18. JediJean Jedi Master

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    ** Grabs the umbrella from Lord-Wiz, sits Lord-Wiz down at the table, and starts doing the Gene Kelly thing... "I'm singin' in the rain..." **
  19. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 21, 2005
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    Satay anyone?

    * Quickly sets up a food stall at the beachfront *

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  20. JediJean Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 2002
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    Well, you can try the Char Kway Teow (fried noodles with cockles, slices of chinese sausages, bean sprouts, and lots of soy sauce) and you can down it with our local brew... a bottle of Tiger Beer for you :)
  21. JediJean Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 2002
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    Yeah, meat-lovers can savour the Satay... there's Chicken, Mutton, and Beef Satay... enough for everyone!

    Don't forget the peanut sauce that goes along with it!
  22. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 21, 2005
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    Hmmm... So much food... So little people in this fight...

    FOOD FIGHT!!!

    * Starts firing satay sticks using a crossbow *
  23. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    May 20, 2005
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    gotta be the vegtarian option i`m afraid

    * discards chinese sausage * * downs beer *

    scrumptious! got any everclear?
  24. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    Aug 23, 2003
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    Shhhhhhhhh... better still...

    HEY want some of this lovely Everclear?? Great stuff it is you'll love it...

    *Winks at Lord Wiz*

    I think we may have ourselves a plan [face_mischief]
  25. Jairen Manager Emeritus

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    *breathe* *breathe*

    *breathe* *breathe*

    *brea... cough, cough, splutter...

    Damn breathing apparatus, never works right.

    Hi, I'm Big J, supreme commander of the UK forces.

    Tea anyone?

    How about some crumpets?
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