SNG Prepare to defend yourselves!!

Discussion in 'Asia & Africa General Discussion' started by F16WarBird, Sep 16, 2005.

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  1. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 21, 2005
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    Looks like we've beat them off, JediJean... There's only this Brit downing beer left at the beach...

    Aww... Look at the mess this fight had left... The Ministry Of Environment is gonna be pretty pissed...

    * Visualizes a Tie Pilot wearing a Corrective Work Order vest and cleaning up the beach *
  2. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 21, 2005
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    Thanks for the fun, guys!!! You people are insane!!! 8-}
  3. Tay-Mar Jedi Master

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    Apr 4, 2005
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    /me races through the sky, followed by Little Dave and the rest of the squadron.

    Commander Tay-Mar to General Wiz, do you copy sir ?
    Commander Tay-Mar to Lieutenant Fan, you copy ?

    No response from the commando's Admiral, do you want me to continue with the operation ?
  4. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    May 20, 2005
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    yeah, yeah, nice one! errr, try this everclear, it`s great!

    tea and crumpets too! will i have the energy to continue the battle?

    * sips tea *
  5. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 5, 2004
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    All allied forces are ordered to temporarily cease fire.

    We are not some barbaric horde of savages. It's tea time!

    Mmmm. Great noodles. :)

    After lunch, we shall initate OPERATION: Nap Time.
  6. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    May 20, 2005
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    anyone got a football? a proper round one i mean, not an egg shaped imposter.
  7. Reaper63 Force Ghost

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    [image=http://www.defenselink.mil/photos/Jun1998/980312-M-6906L-001_screen.jpg]
    Walks in, holding the Mini Gun and then lets loose. Airsoft pellets hit everywhere. Nothing is spared

    Oh and boys, lay off the Rebels, Since we do win, I hate to have to kick twice the butt here!

    [image=http://images7.fotki.com/v157/photos/4/451189/2131750/Badass-vi.jpg]
  8. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    Lieutenant Fan to Commander Tay-Mar, I copy Sir

    I repeat...

    Lieutenant Fan to Commander Tay-Mar, I copy Sir

    Shall we commence the Air Strike Sir?
  9. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Ooooo, let me let me :D

    [image=http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/e/m/emery/orbital_strike.jpg]


    :cool:
  10. Tay-Mar Jedi Master

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    Tea has been taken and we are now ready to initiate operation Nap Time, Sir.

    Nic, don't you just love the smell of napalm in the afternoon ?

    Commander Tay-Mar to all Y Wing groups, prepare for 'Pig Trough' run.
  11. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://www.acefilms.com/Nap%20time%20for%20Tony%202.jpg]
    Operation Naptime in effect.
  12. Reaper63 Force Ghost

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    Wishbones are armed, shields are up, and Torps are seeking targets! Have the A-Wings sweep ahead and clear a path!

    ground following mode activated. Ready to light up their lives!

    Ok, someone light up a target for me!

    X-Wings, cover the landing shuttles. our Troops are inbound.

    AND SOMEONE, WAKE UP THE B-WING PILOTS!!!
  13. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
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    *Jumps outta bed*

    Okay, Warbird Sir!
    *Salutes*
    Ready to make up for the premature Autralian invasion.
    Who should I be-atch slap?

    *Stands with be-atch slapping hand ready*
  14. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    May 20, 2005
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    I-)

    wha.....what the.......

    oh yeah, battle!! hey, look at the size of that moon......
  15. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    All fixed wing squadrons are to proceed immediately to grid 49 and lay waste to everything in sight. Upon receiving the "all clear", three squadrons of Apache & Comanche helos will engage all targets of opportunity. Fight hard and good hunting!

    All ground troops are to standby for Reaper's signal. The code is "lap dance", repeat, "lap dance". All available ground units will rally 3 clicks west at that large concrete and steel outcropping. It may say "Holiday Inn", but for our purposes, it is now designated as "Hill 71". Our mission is to envelop the perimeter and overtake the command and control center of Hill 71. You will find it easily marked with a bright neon sign that says "Chuckie's Sports Bar". Once inside we shall proceed with phase II of our mission; "get hammered and blow s*** up".

    I DO NOT want to receive any reports of collateral damage to any liquor bottles or beer taps!

    *unslings rifle, locks & loads*

    "C'mon you apes, you wanna live forever?!"

    Move out!


  16. Welshguy Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    Time to drop the big one!

    This should wake people up.

    Waddya mean, it's stuck??

    Oh well, only one thing for it!!!

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Welshguy/strangelove2.jpg]

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
  17. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 16, 2002
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    The Calvery has arrived!!


    *Passes out Cheesesteaks to the troopers*

    Ok what's this about us being the Rebels!?! I have my red lightsaber all ready to fight and now I'm on the Rebel side!?! :_|


    Oh well...

    *Ignites saber*

    Whose first!?! [face_skull]
  18. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6189/everfeltlikethis1rn.gif]

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
  19. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    where`s the signal? where`s the signal? ahh, what the heck

    * moves out to "hill 71" *

    no collateral damage to beer taps, understood sir! ;)

    * dives behing bar and prepares "refreshments" for the troops *

    :D
  20. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Jan 21, 2005
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    What? We're not done fighting yet?!? Sheesh...

    * Takes off my day job uniform and pulls out a shotgun from my wardrobe *
  21. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    beer on the other hand.........
  22. GetzJedi Force Ghost

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    Hahaha... We're fully loaded to kick butt now... And guess who's on our side???

    [image=http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/GetzJedi/WCGSuntec6.jpg]
  23. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    [image=http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Judge_Dredd_01.JPG]

    *Pulls up on Lawmaster*

    What do you think of my new armour guys??

    *Points Lawgiver at GetzJedi*

  24. JediJean Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 2002
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    Atta girl, my daughter Leia's rippin' 'em to shreds now... whoo-hoo!! :p

    **JediJean reaches for the 2 teapots and a tea-cup**

    "Chinese tea anyone?? Chrysanthemum Tea or Oolong Tea?"
  25. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 16, 2002
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    *Withdraws lightsaber*

    Did someone say tea? I'll take Green Tea if you have any on hand. :D
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