Pretend it is 1978, what will happen in Star Wars 2?

I just checked on IMDB.com

The empereor is gonna be played by a woman with a monkey playing the eyes. What does this mean?

 

Hopefully, it'll mean some state-of-the-art stop motion effects.

 

Hey! ET is supposed to be in Star Wars 2! He might even be the Jedi Master!!!

 

I could see it happening. I thought George Lucas was a little more creative than that, but oh well...


I hear Chewie is going to lose an arm.

 

What's ET?

(It's 1978)

 

I heard that there's going to be a scene where the new Rebel base comes under attack from a bunch of yeti-like creatures. Boy, I hope it's true and they don't cut it out of the film. Sounds like it could be exciting. Can't wait to see it.

 

I heard there's gonna be a monster in space...huh??? What is this, Godzilla??? Lucas has ruined Star Wars!!!!

 

There have been a few posts regarding the usage of the 'Force' that Ben Kenobi was talking about in Star Wars 1. People keep posting ideas that things will somehow magickally be 'moved around' by the Force (such as R2-D2). If you take notice, the Force is something that effects people only. Ben confuses the Stormtroopers throughout the movie, and talks to Luke Skywalker in the end battle. Oh, and Luke uses it to protect himself from that floating thing that shoots at him. There is no evidence indicating to, and no reason to believe, the Force being some telekinetic force. It is a mental thing! It only effects the mind. It is not real, in a real sense. Unless someone can show me evidence to prove me wrong, I am afraid I will be shown right when Star Wars 2 (Or Episode III, or V) comes out.

 

Star Wars 2 will be called Monkey on my Back. Apparently, both Luke and Chewbacca both have 'backseat naggers' attacked to to their backpacks.

 

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I know this sounds crazy, but I've got a friend who's got a friend who knows David Prowse. Supposedly Obi-Wan killed Luke's father. It's supposed to be the big spoiler at the end. Shocking, isn't it.

 

That certainly would explain the odd look Ben had when Luke asked about his father...

 

I wasn't alive then, so I'd find it harder than some to guess on this...

 

Yeah, I definitely think Obi Wan kiled Luke's father. But maybe Vader was involved as well, maybe he tricked Obi Wan?

Might also explain how Ben got the lightsaber that supposedly belongs to Luke's father, He took it after winning the duel. Man, Obi Wan is gonna go down as the biggest liar ever. What next: he lied about who taught him to be a Jedi???

 

I've heard they're now gonna have The Force shown as a special effect. They didn't have the cash to do it before, but now they've worked out how to do it with the budget and it'll appear as a kind of blue mist whenever anyone does something with The Force. Sounds cool.

 

I think Luke and the Rebles would be kicking @!$ and there would be a white Star Destoyer floating around with two mighty smoking holes in it and no crew.

 

I came across a photo of Han, Leia, and Chewie walking around in the dark wearing gas masks. Can anyone else confirm this?
Is this on the ice planet when Vader lands and cuts off the power? Or did Han have too much refried beans?

 

Nope, I heard that's the bit when they all impersonate Lord Vader to sneak into an Imperial base. It's meant to be a really funny scene.

 

I'm already hearing that Harrison Ford might not be coming back if they do STAR WARS 3, so there's a rumor he might get killed or have an ambiguous death. If he does get killer, it'll probably be Vader. Perhaps Vader captures and threatens to kill Han if Luke does not come to see him, then does so anyway right in front of Luke and all the others to show that he's not screwing around.

 

Whoa man...I'm like totally tripped out on some psychedelic drugs right now...I have a pretty good feeling Luke is gonna nail Leia, I mean she gave him that kiss on that bridge!

 

No way, I think she secretly feels something for the man in black. You know how chick dig those dark, evil guys.

 

Pssh! For Luck!

IJG

 

ITS OFFICIAL STAR WARS 2 WILL BE A CARTOON! Star Wars 2 was going to be live action, but since Mark Hammil's death in the car crash (so tragic!) they had to get someone else to play Luke, but all they could find was a woman with short blonde hair

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, but when showing it in previews it was not accepted so they have decided to make it a cartoon, if you don't believe me I have pics! Look!

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Apparently that Boba Fett dude is that robot with a blue helmet and Boba Fett is actually his Japanese name and he will be called Bucket Head in English. This is gonna suck, it doesn't even look like it has Vader in >_<! And wheres that Muppet I WANTED THAT MUPPET! I WANT A MUPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Is that redheaded guy with a beard the Emperor?!


And who's that fat, hairy dude? George has lost his mind...


*smokes some pot*

 

I heard taht apparantly Luke is Darth Vaders father. He went abck in a time machine I think. Leia turns out to be Hans sister and they have to fight this new thing called a Yoda- anyone know what that might be. There's also a new person called Hoth.

 

I've heard Lucas won't do the movie himself because he know it will be bad and he want to keep a good name!!!